JalNES I: Quick and Easy

[Lord_Iggy]

@Iggy: Loud insanity and quiet joy? I'd prefer the other way around.

Well, last turn was a disappointment, a kick in the guts. This turn was pleasant, fuzzy.

You don't scream "OMG! THIS IS A CUTE FUZZY PUPPY!!!", but you do scream "OMG! I THINK YOU JUST RUPTURED MY APPENDIX!!!"

You don't quietly say "Hmm, it seems that you've brutally assaulted my abdominal region, I'm going to go over there and die of internal hemmoraging now.", but you do quietly say "Aww, what a cute fuzzy puppy."

Are my actions explained well?

 

[Kal'thzar]

Sorry for the quality in the Sparta-Byzantium war. I don't do naval battles well.

I'm fine with that, I don't know many people that actually do much with naval matters. For instance, read Das's Updates, its usually a case of "Bigger fleet destroyes smaller fleet".

 

[andis-1]

Bleh. Lousu dillmunese don't eben know what means "raiding", eh? I must say I somewhat question how Dilmunese forces got themselves so easily killed, but meh.

To: Medes
From: Ur

prepare to die.

OOC: WTH? deadline on sunday? no way I can do my orders in time!

 

[alex994]

*raises hand* Where's the new city of Tarentum? And how much swordsmen can I get for 1 eco point... Aside from that, good update

 

[North King]

Argh. Bloody Dorians.

 

[adherence.]

Nice update. I was just thinking of making a naval UU. But, I have a question about that. True or false, UU are used purely for military purposes.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

@andis: you did say for them to stay until the shipyards were destroyed...

And the deadline is the same as it' s always been... you have 52 hours.

@adherence: false.

@alex: 2000 swordmen, since your size is two. And I forgot about Tarentum--I'll add it.

 

[Luckymoose]

Orders Sent,long live Carthage.

Edit: I have been spending 1 point per 1000.Am I wrong now?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

To: Medes
From: Ur

prepare to die.

OOC: WTH? deadline on sunday? no way I can do my orders in time!

Then maybe you should surrender. There are plenty of other nations you could start.

We've been fighting very well for all of these updates, and seem to be somewhere around similar skill.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Orders Sent,long live Carthage.

Edit: I have been spending 1 point per 1000.Am I wrong now?

You get 500 Spearmen or 250 archers per point currently.

 

[LittleBoots]

@JD: Nice update, sorry about Doolish, but you've shown me that the Isle of Man can harbour too many enemies - I had to incorporate it sufficiently to not have to continue to conquer it. Besides, we all know its mine, just fill it in black or don't place the city, I know there's one there.

Orders shortly, just got moved in to university, so I haven't had time yet.

 

[alex994]

OOC: Because you don't have iron and still rely on bronze.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

@JD: Nice update, sorry about Doolish, but you've shown me that the Isle of Man can harbour too many enemies - I had to incorporate it sufficiently to not have to continue to conquer it. Besides, we all know its mine, just fill it in black or don't place the city, I know there's one there.

Orders shortly, just got moved in to university, so I haven't had time yet.

That was mostly a joke.

 

[North King]

Wait. So do I get 2,000 swords per spending point? Hmm...

To: Sparta
From: League of the Sea Peoples

It seems that both of us were paranoid for no real purpose. I propose to you a three hundred year non-aggression pact; in return, I shall withdraw from Thessalonika.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Wait. So do I get 2,000 swords per spending point? Hmm...

To: Sparta
From: League of the Sea Peoples

It seems that both of us were paranoid for no real purpose. I propose to you a three hundred year non-aggression pact; in return, I shall withdraw from Thessalonika.

Yes, you do...

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Yes to the diplo, or the question?

 

[North King]

Sparta is PC, so I'm assuming question.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Oh yeah.

Medea proposes a 300 year (3 turn) Non Aggression pact to the League of Sea Peoples, as a sign of our mutual trust and friendship.

 

[North King]

To: Medea
From: League of the Sea Peoples

Of course we agree.

 

[Luckymoose]

Alex I think you should share your Iron.Atleast with me.