JalNES I: Quick and Easy

[Swissempire]

Andis, did you hold up our deal.........because i did

Please.......I want to play EDEN!!!!!!

 

[Birdjaguar]

Did Andis make trouble this update?

 

[Luckymoose]

Did Rome make trouble?

And more importantly, did Carthage make trouble?

 

[alex994]

To be honest, I just did a lot of constitutional and governmental reforms

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Awoohoohoo!!!!

*ahem*

The plot thickens.

Spoiler Penguin Story :

Gris looked up at the giant pepper. A greenish one, apparently a low ranker.

"So, update going well?"

The pepper wobbled around noncommittally.

"I see. How the heck do you actually write an update? You're a vegetable."

The pepper spat (or as close to spitting as something without a distinct mouth can do) something at him.

"MY EYES!!! OH, how they BURN!!!"

Gris dipped his head in a bucket of nearby water (there being many in the vicinity, as the whole room was a giant greenhouse). This, of course, only made the burning worse.

After a few minutes, the pain subsided. The pepper, apparently taking notice of this, gestured to itself in response to the earlier question. In particular, its vines.

"Ah. Yes, I suppose that was somewhat stupid of me to assume that you were a disconnected, dead vegatable."

The pepper nodded vigorously in agreement.

"You type with a vine then? Sounds kinda inefficient."

The giant (perhaps 8 foot) pepper leered at the penguin menacingly.

"Just asking... anyway, watcha got written so far?"

Gris peeked at the computer screen.

"Ooh, wouldn't alex994 like to know..."

The pepper swatted him.

"Okay, sorry. Anyway, you're probably wondering why I'm here."

The pepper shook its head (or the pepper equivalent).

"Okay, well anyway, on behalf of the Penguinskan Penguins, I apologize for blowing up most of the world in Update 6."

The pepper bobbed indifferently.

"The alternate world lacking all civilizations except for the Medeans and penguins is doing quite well. Just in case you wanted to know. And this 'Polar Bear Insurrection' thing hasn't happened yet, though thanks for the heads up on it."

The pepper remained indifferently typing.

"Arright, well that's all I'm here for. Seeya."

The pepper continued typing.

Gris, the guerilla penguin, jogged away towards the exit. The giant greenhouse which was a home, or maybe one of several homes, to the Vegetable Overlords, while being a very aesthetic and physically impressive structure, gave the penguin an uncomfortable feeling of diminuitivity, exacerbated by his height, just a little over 3 feet.

"Now where was that exit..." thought Gris aloud, narrowly dodging a passing Bell Pepper. His eyes focused on one nondescript grey door.

"Ah, there it is." Gris headed over to the door, and exited-

Into another room. His eyes took a second to adjust to the light. Squinting, the penguin looked around at his surroundings. Machines, a mashing sound, and several taps.

"No... good... no..."

Gris backed out of the room, eyes wide, breathing shallowly. He turned to the vast hall in front of him, and screamed.

"Tabasco Sauce is Peppers!"

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Awoohoohoo!!!!

*ahem*

The plot thickens.

Spoiler Penguin Story :

Gris looked up at the giant pepper. A greenish one, apparently a low ranker.

"So, update going well?"

The pepper wobbled around noncommittally.

"I see. How the heck do you actually write an update? You're a vegetable."

The pepper spat (or as close to spitting as something without a distinct mouth can do) something at him.

"MY EYES!!! OH, how they BURN!!!"

Gris dipped his head in a bucket of nearby water (there being many in the vicinity, as the whole room was a giant greenhouse). This, of course, only made the burning worse.

After a few minutes, the pain subsided. The pepper, apparently taking notice of this, gestured to itself in response to the earlier question. In particular, its vines.

"Ah. Yes, I suppose that was somewhat stupid of me to assume that you were a disconnected, dead vegatable."

The pepper nodded vigorously in agreement.

"You type with a vine then? Sounds kinda inefficient."

The giant (perhaps 8 foot) pepper leered at the penguin menacingly.

"Just asking... anyway, watcha got written so far?"

Gris peeked at the computer screen.

"Ooh, wouldn't alex994 like to know..."

The pepper swatted him.

"Okay, sorry. Anyway, you're probably wondering why I'm here."

The pepper shook its head (or the pepper equivalent).

"Okay, well anyway, on behalf of the Penguinskan Penguins, I apologize for blowing up most of the world in Update 6."

The pepper bobbed indifferently.

"The alternate world lacking all civilizations except for the Medeans and penguins is doing quite well. Just in case you wanted to know. And this 'Polar Bear Insurrection' thing hasn't happened yet, though thanks for the heads up on it."

The pepper remained indifferently typing.

"Arright, well that's all I'm here for. Seeya."

The pepper continued typing.

Gris, the guerilla penguin, jogged away towards the exit. The giant greenhouse which was a home, or maybe one of several homes, to the Vegetable Overlords, while being a very aesthetic and physically impressive structure, gave the penguin an uncomfortable feeling of diminuitivity, exacerbated by his height, just a little over 3 feet.

"Now where was that exit..." thought Gris aloud, narrowly dodging a passing Bell Pepper. His eyes focused on one nondescript grey door.

"Ah, there it is." Gris headed over to the door, and exited-

Into another room. His eyes took a second to adjust to the light. Squinting, the penguin looked around at his surroundings. Machines, a mashing sound, and several taps.

"No... good... no..."

Gris backed out of the room, eyes wide, breathing shallowly. He turned to the vast hall in front of him, and screamed.

"Tabasco Sauce is Peppers!"

I really need to see that movie...

Iggy, why don't you rejoin?

 

[North King]

Perhaps he's waiting for that special something which may well occur in the next few turns.

 

[~Darkening~]

YES! I KNEW IT! Luckymoose attacked me! It's a good thing I attacked first

Its not Carthage you should be worried about .......jk ;]

 

[North King]

Its not Carthage you should be worried about .......jk ;]

It really isn't.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I really need to see that movie...

Iggy, why don't you rejoin?

Soylent Grey- is made from TROLLS!

In fact, I'm planning to rejoin next turn...

*grins as andis flinches*

 

[alex994]

For the record, I'm ready for all of you That does remind me north king though of your existance, how I forgot Good thing too

 

[andis-1]

Andis, did you hold up our deal.........because i did

Please.......I want to play EDEN!!!!!!

You did? *burdain is lifted from my shoulders* YES!!! EDEN SHALL BURN!!!

 

[Luckymoose]

It really isn't.

Or is it?

 

[andis-1]

Soylent Grey- is made from TROLLS!

In fact, I'm planning to rejoin next turn...

*grins as andis flinches*

good, more dead meat to bash around...

 

[Dachs]

I'm so confused. Nobody tells me ANYTHING. Ever.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

good, more dead meat to bash around...

Trolls? How could you!

@Dachs- Do you not get the Soylent references?

 

[Dachs]

@Dachs- Do you not get the Soylent references?

No, I do, I do. I'm just never consulted on all of these secret conspiracies that always blindside me in every NES in which I've ever been, even - especially - the ones that don't involve me. All of these betrayals, deals, and cryptic messages in thread just confuse the heck out of me.

Having said that, I return to planning the various and sundry polar bear-associated conspiracies to simultaneously destroy every other nation on the face of the earth.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I already did that. The Vegetable Overlords just used a backup copy of the world.


As a hint for where I will start, it will be somewhere in Eurasia...

 

[alex994]

Hm... I hope you'll start in China. I'm sure all my China-esque stories in LINESII influenced you

 

[North King]

As a hint for where I will start, it will be somewhere in Eurasia...

Wait a few turns. The beloved land may not be all that far off...