JalNES I: Quick and Easy

[Birdjaguar]

Well, if he hadn't I guess he knows now. I could only spare 12,000 men though.

 

[LittleBoots]

Thats okay, we figured that might be case. We took the precaution of bribing Syracuse to join us, as well as half the Roman nobles. TerrisH's EP was a big help there.

 

[Luckymoose]

BJ, you can stop playing dumb. I think alex has figured out our secret alliance, together with Carthage and Sparta, as well as the fact that we launched a massive invasion of his lands from all sides.

I just hope that barbarian horde goes through with the northern invasion plan and doesn't stab us in the back.

ooc: I beg your pardon? When did I agree to a massive invasion of Rome? In fact, I won't let you guys do it.

 

[alex994]

*raises eyebrow* What Roman nobles? There are no Roman nobility, technically the term is Patrician

Though for the record, I note the NAP dialogue with Egypt Actually to be honest I invaded Carthage and Sparta first And the Egyptians, Eirehanese and Britons? You'll find nice surprises

 

[Luckymoose]

*raises eyebrow* What Roman nobles? There are no Roman nobility, technically the term is Patrician

Though for the record, I note the NAP dialogue with Egypt Actually to be honest I invaded Carthage and Sparta first And the Egyptians, Eirehanese and Britons? You'll find nice surprises

Hmm and after all that you still invade your possible ally in all this. Shame it is.

 

[Birdjaguar]

We must all be so terribly bored.

 

[Luckymoose]

Screw it I'm going to kill everyone now.

 

[TerrisH]

EP? what EP? I sent No EP.

 

[Luckymoose]

EP? what EP? I sent No EP.

Somebody get the germans on the phone. We have a war going on.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Cryptic hint: at least one of the statements posted since my last post, not including this statement, is true.

 

[Dachs]

Actually to be honest I invaded Carthage and Sparta first

Well, there goes my elaborate plan for ITNES revenge against Carthage, despite it not being controlled by Sheep.

 

[Stick Figure]

from reading over the posts of everyone over the past week or so, i feel compelled to send a message of specific content. i have held off for this long, but i cannot hold off any longer. here goes:

When is the update going to be ready?

There. i got it out of my system. (i actually just posted in case people thought i had abandoned this NES, which i obviously haven't)

 

[Stick Figure]

and i was trying to get my post count up.

 

[Stick Figure]

this one makes ten. Huzzah!!!!

 

[Luckymoose]

WARNING! DO NOT SPAM THE MODS WILL CLOSE THIS THREAD. We do not want that to happen.

 

[alex994]

Cryptic hint: at least one of the statements posted since my last post, not including this statement, is true.

Indeed, it is time for Roman Armies to march across Greece to liberate the ancient greatness of Athens! With 2 legions, all of Greece will be easily pacified!

Of course, it would be very unfortunate if littleboots and birdjaguar are actually kidding and they didn't attack me

 

[Birdjaguar]

I think this was the true post: "We must all be so terribly bored."

 

[TerrisH]

well, I know my post was true.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

*resists urge to give more cryptic hints*

 

[Luckymoose]

*resists urge to give more cryptic hints*

How bout some like when the update is please sir.