Keith Richards admits to snorting dad's remains, no one is too shocked.

to be honest, for him, that doesn't surprise me. kinda creepy. But then so is inhaling weird chemicals.
 
to be honest, for him, that doesn't surprise me. kinda creepy. But then so is inhaling weird chemicals.

inhaling weird chemicals isnt creepy, it's just different.

this, is entirely different.
 
I mentioned this in that other forum. But when I was thinking of spreading my fathers ashes, I thought to myself that these would into the air and you'd be inhaling them anyways. Every time the wind blows, you are inhaling someone's ashes (among other things that's best not to think about)
 
Keith Richards is the living embodiment of Rock and Roll.

I would also like to be the first to claim the right to snort Keith Richards.
 
At least he didn't mistake them for chocolate milk powder ;)

Spoiler :
South Park reference
 
I wonder what sort of magical powers he gained from it.


I mean magical powers he didn't already have.
 
What the Hell is wrong with him
 
I'd believe it if he had written it down, but if he'd said it out loud? Nobody knows what this guy is saying, he could've been saying he gets his oil changed regularly, or that the mail came late yesterday.
 
That may be why Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

I've long believed that Keith Richards is secretly an android. I mean, how else can you explain him still being alive?
 
Beaver is right. I found this picture of him in People.

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What the Hell is wrong with him
Nothing, besides that he has drunk and snorted every brain cell he had to death... And he fell on his head out of a tree. Making him a bit normal again to the horror of his managers
 
Keith Richards is the living embodiment of Rock and Roll.

I would also like to be the first to claim the right to snort Keith Richards.

He's probably a Class A by now.
 
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