Mr. Dictator
A Chain-Smoking Fox
Ahh but crime has increased in recent times, so my criticism is entirely valid.
People have increased in recent times, tools for crime have increased in recent times, objects deemed worthy of coveting have increased in recent times, genres of music have increased in recent times, entertainment options have increased in recent times, television channels have increased in recent times, the cost of a stick of gum has increased in recent times, "good old day syndrome" cases have increased in recent times, the number of years since the earliest recorded recent times has increased in recent times.