Kill the user above you

[Artingel78]

You teleport yourself to the Earth.
Then I stand on the building with my Sniper rifle and Minigun Turret.
First:I reload and check my ammo (TWICE)
Second: I line up the shot and just shoot you (you die)
Third: I use my Minigun Turret to kill your minions.

 

[Sparthage]

I destroy the second Earth with the second Death Star.

 

[Save_Ferris]

With no gravitational pull from the second Earth, the second Moon crashes into the second Death Star.

 

[Sparthage]

You are on the side of the moon that the Death Star hits killing you as my immortal ghost laughs.

 

[Save_Ferris]

The ghost possesses you and kills you.

 

[thecaesar]

lol wut?

And I sit in an unspecified location, eating popcorn with pinkie pie and watching you on a television even though there are no cameras recording you confused. That counts as killing, right? I'm just "neglecting to save" you from your doom..

 

[JohannaK]

But as I never left my lunar base because I can't teleport, I locate you in the unspecified place where you stand and kill you in an unspecified way (don't ask for details, they are too creepy).

 

[Buddhafish]

I shot you in the face.

With a penny.

The size of Mt. Everest.

 

[SouthernKing]

My power level....IT'S OVER 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!
You die.

 

[W|M]

Pah, everyone's power levels are over 9000 these days.

I FALCON PUNCH you for showing off for something everyone already has.

 

[JohannaK]

Then I personally stab you while you're crushing his face.

 

[SouthernKing]

Pah, everyone's power levels are over 9000 these days.

I FALCON PUNCH you for showing off for something everyone already has.

what are you talking about

@JoanK: You die a grisly death...by ravioli. I'd rather not get into the specifics.

 

[Buddhafish]

You have to eat your own secret stash of highly radioactive corn flakes. You die of lead poisoning.

 

[W|M]

You also die because of lead, as I drop a ton of lead onto your head.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You also die of lead; I stab you with a lead sword.

 

[thecaesar]

You are hit by a runaway yogurt truck.

 

[Buddhafish]

And I shoot you. You die of lead.

 

[Sparthage]

I hit you in the face with VY Canis Majoris. You die. Need I say more?

 

[Save_Ferris]

I unleash Ursa Minor.

 

[mayor]

well.. in that case, I unleash Ursa Major