Kill the user above you

And then I unleash Twilight Sparkle, who beats all constellations up and throws them on you, who die of the impact.
 
I have been unleashed! :crazyeye:

But no, after you unleash Twilight Sparkle, she then proceeds to irritate you so badly with her OCD organization that you die of organized-ness.

(Yes, Twilight, I know that's not a word! ...Well sometimes I make up words for fun. ...Why shouldn't I? ...That's a terrible reason! Just because I'm making fun of you... Oh, come on...)

I suppose you die of...er...overplanning. :shifty: That's a word! Don't even try to tell me it's not! :scared:
 
Naw, because then Twilight gets sooo shocked after you used a non-existent word that she kills you with her superranting ability, which makes your brain cells SUICIDE of so much pain they're being inflicted. :p
 
But then, after killing me, she goes crazy at the thought of losing her apprenticeship to Celestia, and then kills you as well to eliminate any witnesses and throws us both into the everfree forest, where, as I lay dying, a cockatrice looks into my eyes and I turn to stone. You die, and then years later I am found by Zecora and cured of both my petrification and my suicidal brain cell syndrome. :smug:
 
Ah, but Princess Celestia arrives just in time to save mes, as Twilight had only hurt mes yet, but you had already been abandoned in the Everfree Forest, where I find you healed by Zecora only to drive the Ursas to her hut. Of course you are ripped and your guts are eaten while you are still conscious, and die shortly after in great pain, while Zecora was out in Ponyville searching for something she needed.
 
But, as I am Twilight's apprentice, I use my magic that Twilight taught me to stop them for a moment as I flee, and then disappear into the forest. The Ursas give up looking for me, then turn towards a larger source of food: Ponyville. Twilight is forced to save Ponyville yet again, and you are sent to the Moon because Celestia blamed you for rousing the Ursas "with malicious intent". There on the Moon, you quickly run out of oxygen and die, as you are not hyper-powerful like Nightmare Moon was.

I then return to Ponyville, and rejoin Twilight in her studies. :D
 
But you forget that I have a lunar base up there! From where I plot Ponyville's destruction with my nukey satellite.
 
There is too much hate and I
Spoiler :
fire the orbital friendship cannon
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killing all of you who are soiling the magic of friendship
 
:mwaha: But I am on the moon, and that satellite is part of my world-wide network! So you perish under it too :p
 
Nope, because I freed Luna and she came back to Earth. Now you're the target of my GoldenEye satellite, which blows your PC. So you die of the explosion.
 
Right. Nuff said, you say? Then you did not fire, so I go to were you are, without any protection, take your railgun and shoot you in the head. At point blank. With the railgun, of course.
 
But I had foreseen this, and had intentionally jammed the barrel with an explosive charge and blocked it with concrete. When you fire, the explosion sends all of the parts in the gun flying back at you, you die, and I dodge any stray parts.
 
I have a stab-proof vest! I strangle you with JoanK's arm that I cut off with my awesomeness!
 
Hey! Stop using my body parts as weapons or shelter!!! :mad:
But I don't really care, since I had lots of clones in my lunar base, one of them is activated and I fire my satellites on you both.
 
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