Kill the user above you

[SamSniped]

I'm death? SWEET! I get to take your soul!
Typo on your part FTW!

 

[Sparthage]

I cause the heat death of the universe, killing everything except myself because I am Q and can travel beyond this puny universe.

 

[SamSniped]

I follow you and cut off your head because you can't kill what's already dead

 

[JohannaK]

But I'm James Bond and I steal your gadgets, leaving you to die.

OoS: Assuming that you're talking about the head of MI6's Q branch, of course.
Argh, Ninja'd

 

[W|M]

My brain makes your brain so stupid that you forget how to eat and die.

 

[JohannaK]

But your brain's waves don't reach me thanks to my IFGD, so your brain get so stupid that you forget how to breathe and you die faster.

 

[thecaesar]

You are killed because you didn't listen to Pinkie's Pinkie Sense during a meteor shower.

 

[JohannaK]

But my IFGD saves me from meteors, and you, as Twilight, didn't believe her either, so you were effectively killed by meteors.

 

[NickyJ]

Killed for breaking the two post rule.

 

[JohannaK]

There is no point in having a 2 post rule here, part of this game's ... charm, comes from taking immediate revenge. And this is not "Ban the user above you". You are supposed to say how is the user killed. (In fact, I encourage you to say "I get a gun, come to where you are, and shoot you" but in a more refined way, of course)


BTW, I go to LA and beat you to death with mah laptop and internet router.

 

[SouthernKing]

I go to Catalonia and bludgeon you to death with a flagpole flying the Spanish flag.

 

[JohannaK]

Before allwing such aberration, a bunch of ultra nationalist Catalans force you to EAT the flag, therefore killing you of starvation because it is stuck in its way and doesn't let the food in.

 

[thecaesar]

And then you are struck on the head by a falling Trollestia and died of a concussion. And as Trollestia trolls whoever she likes whenever she likes because she is the troll queen, nothing can save you.

 

[JohannaK]

You are right... no one can save me from Trollestia... But I have a clone that deceives Trollestia into running over YOU! HA!

 

[SouthernKing]

But you are then killed...with a PORTUGUESE flag!

 

[JohannaK]

How? How will YOU have me killed with a Portuguese flag?

 

[thecaesar]

And you are then killed... with an ANDORRAN flag!

 

[NickyJ]

And you die when America nukes Portugal, Spain, Andorra, and wherever else you might be!

 

[thecaesar]

You accidentally run into Pinkie Pie while she is making cupcakes

 

[JohannaK]

But then Russian commies nuke America, especially California, leaving LA as a wasteland.