Kill the user above you

[Jehoshua]

meanwhile, I survive your innefective clubbing due to a helmet you conveniently ignored, and proceed to bash your attacker with said club due to a completely irrational desire to see him dead before you.

 

[JohannaK]

And while you are clubbing him, I pick up my rifle again and shoot you.

 

[Jehoshua]

but your bullet inconveniently for you hits my fragment of the true cross, ricocheting in your direction embedding itself most painfully in your right eye, all while I continue clubbing.

 

[SamSniped]

However, the bullet pierced your skull before ending up in his.

 

[JohannaK]

However, as a great inventor, I had designed protective lenses which, added to the fact that I wear glasses, stop the bullet before hitting me in a way that we could call mortal. And although I am left with no right eye, I build a laser eye with which I fulminate you, Sam.

 

[SamSniped]

The laser explodes in your hands when you try to fire it, killing you.

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: how could it pierce my skull when it richocheted off a piece of the true cross....

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meanwhile having a bullet lodged in my skull, It fortuitously hit a plate of metal underneath said section of skull which was located there due to a previous incident making the head wound non-lethal. Thus recovering from the head impact I proceeded to club once again that same sam which I was previously clubbing with continued fervour.

 

[JohannaK]

No, because I had built it explosion-proof. And it's a prosthetic eye that I activate with my mind. What you saw was how I turned it on before connecting it. Anyways, I shoot you and you die.

 

[SamSniped]

but the bullet ricochets off his body armor and goes through your right eye, killing you.

 

[Jehoshua]

indeed it did thus, and my survival allowed me to proceed to return to clobbering you, killing you and leaving me the sole surviver of this soiree

 

[JohannaK]

But luckily I had foreseen such an eventuality and so I had laser deflecting armour on my body and limbs, thus redirecting the laser at you.

 

[Jehoshua]

but alas the laser hit your eye , and thus your body armour was useless meaning your still dead and no laser beam was reflected

 

[JohannaK]

No, because the laser CAME out of my eye, and the deflectors are designed to direct the rays in wider angles.

So it hits you anyway.

 

[Jehoshua]

Im afraid it is incongruous and cheaty for you to get a second chance when your first attempt to counter my move failed JoanK. Furthermore it is already known that the laser hit your eye after being ricocheted off my armour and thus your whole point about your armour is completely irrelevant, and once again you are still dead.

and no third shots JK, Im afraid beign deceased precludes that. you only have one legitimate shot to prevent an action which you unfortunately used up

 

[strijder20]

I take my crossbow and fire a bolt which flies straight through Jehoshua's head and then kills Joan, thus ending the discussion.

 

[Mad Man]

Unfortunately I switched out your normal crossbow arrow with a boomerang one, thus coming back and hitting you in the knee.

 

[SamSniped]

But I grab the arrow out of the air, snap it, and fire one with my crossbow into your skull, and your body is impaled onto the wall behind you TF2-Huntsman-style

EDIT: Hmmm...ninja, but it still works!

 

[JohannaK]

And then my true self emerge from the scene in which one of my clones was killed, with a bionic railgun-arm, with which I shoot you.

 

[SamSniped]

But I shoot him before he shoots me, rendering my death by that clone impossible. I then fire an M249 SAW at every clone, including you, to make sure you are dead.

 

[JohannaK]

But there are too many of us, and so my real me has time to shoot your head blown up before you do