Lenin's Crusade Show!

[brandon.herren]

YES! YES! YES!!!!! Update Coming Soon!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Huh? All I said was that Lenin was impatient..

 

[brandon.herren]

Spoiler Removed

 

[MaxWar]

What difficulty did you play it ?

 

[brandon.herren]

Prince

 

[brandon.herren]

Next up on the Brandon.Herren Channel!

Lenin's Crusade Show! (Part 1 of Update)

Lenin: With me! On this show, we will play as the Incans, with Americas as our target!
Joining me, will be the wimpy warmongers...
Peter: I'm not a wimp!
Catherine: , Actually, I beg to differ.
Everyone: Yeah!
Peter:
Lenin: *takes out SuperLoudMegaphone ®!*
START THE CRUSADE!!!!!
Nicholas II: I hear ringing
Alexander II: Same here...
Peter: *dances around in circles*
Lenin: That megaphone rocks!
Catherine: Why does he get a megaphone!
brandon.herren's voice: It was in the budget.
Catherine: How about we use the money to buy a jail cell for Lenin! That would be way more useful...
Nicholas II: What did you say? I still here the ringing...
Gorbachev: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???
Lenin: And the best part is, I don't here the blast
Catherine:
Gandhi: Why can't all of you just get along? Peace on Earth!
Lenin: Get away from me! I can't get Peacemonger disease!
Gandhi: *walks towards Lenin*
Lenin:
brandon.herren's voice: You see, I have a SuperLoudMegaphone ® as well, so get started!!!
Lenin: Yes, sir!

*Settler rushes to new spot*

Spoiler :

Lenin: Cuzco has been founded!
Catherine: In such a bad spot! 4 of the tiles are mountains! How did the Incans survive!
Huayna Capac's voice: We climbed over the mountains using Worldbuilder. But, you are forbidden to learn that secret
Nicholas II: How will we survive???
Lenin: I WILL GUIDE YOU ALL! Using my divine crusading powers!
Catherine: After hearing that, I second the How will we survive...
Lenin: Hey, I did well in the other story!
Catherine: Yeah, but I was the leader in that one So you were just there to annoy me, without helping at all!
Lenin: What? My crusading skills won the game for us!
brandon.herren's voice: Ahem...
Lenin: Oh right, what to research? I say Mining!
Catherine: I vote Mysticism!
Lenin: Too culturally...
Gandhi: I will support friend Lenin!
Lenin: Thank you, Gandhi! Your off the peacemonger list

Nicholas II: I still can't here!
Alexander II: Fishing
Gorbachev: Animal Husbandry
Lenin: MINING WINS!!! TAKE THAT CATHERINE!
Catherine: Humph
Gandhi: Crusade!
Lenin: Gandhi!
Catherine: GANDHI IS BECOMING A WARMONGER!!!!
Nicholas II: One of 10 different signs the world is ending...

*Messenger enters*

Messenger: A tribal hut gave us Masonry
Lenin: Great!

Spoiler :

Sid Meier: The Incan Empire "prospered" soon discovering Fishing, Mining, and Sailing.
Lenin: Sid?
Sid Meier: Yeah, I'm your narrator.
Lenin: Oh well you missed at the end. "With the awesome crusading Lenin in power, with his 2nd in command Gandhi, we triumphed over Catherine and the other wimpy peacemongers to bring in a time of glory for the Incans"
Catherine: I'm right here! And you didn't triumph over me! We won the last two tech votes!
Lenin: No! Did you see that on the television screen? *points to TV*
Catherine: He can even censor out parts he doesn't like!
brandon.herren's voice: I doubt so, unless he bribed the tech people...
Lenin: I did no such thing!
brandon.herren's voice: That's ground enough for punishment *snaps finger*
Albert Einstein: E=MC^2! Ah, hello Lenin, that guy who I'm 50 times smarter than!
Lenin: Great, now I have peacemongers, and a annoying scientist!!!
Gandhi: How will we make it, Lenin?
Lenin: It's ok, Gandhi! I triumphed over them in other stories, and I shall again!
Sid Meier: Sailing has been discovered!

 

[brandon.herren]

Spoiler :

Sid Meier: Our herbalists have discovered a new plant that may help treat illnesses. However, human testing is required to see which mixture.

Lenin: The Peacemongers volunteer!

5 Cups
Catherine:
4 Cups
Peter:
Nicholas II: WAIT! Don't you see the pattern, it's one cup!!!!
Lenin: Well, just to be sure...
3 Cups
Nicholas II:
2 Cups
Alexander II:
Lenin: Ok, now go ahead, Gandhi!
1 Cup
Gandhi:
Catherine, Peter, Alexander, Nicholas:
Gorbachev: Well, at least I wasn't tested!
Sid Meier: Testing is Successful
Lenin: Yeah it was!

Spoiler :

Note: Ok, considering, I'm now only on the 14th of 82 screenshots I took of the game, I'll have to divide it into a lot more updates
Lenin: What? So we don't get to crusade today!
Catherine:
Note: Yep!
Lenin:
Catherine: Yes! That's 2 updates in a row, where Lenin ends crying!

 

[Jwitti]

Umm.. it's hear not here.

 

[danjuno]

Umm.. it's hear not here.

 

[Jwitti]

Is it b or a.. I don't know.. aaaaargh!

 

[Daedwartin]

E: Tambien

 

[danjuno]

E: Tambien

Correct! Now, for the million dollar prize, in his classic coloring book, Montezuma speaks on the finer points of war mongering.
Is the title:
A. Warmonger
B. Mongerwar
C. Germongwar
D. Wargermong
You still have your audience cheat to fall back on.

 

[Jwitti]

a I think

 

[Dumanios]

D! It's D!

 

[danjuno]

D! It's D!

Congratulations! You have won! Click here to collect your prize!

Spoiler :

enjoy

 

[SamSniped]

SUB and I am the Grammar Nazi!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Sorry, but although I am more epic than Tambien, he is the S&T Official Grammar Nazi.

 

[Dumanios]

Grammar Nazis? How silly.

And I've found thecaesar's country.

 

[Jwitti]

I'm the other grammar nazi

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Great, and subbed! BTW, why isn't this in your sig yet?

Nicholas II: I still can't here!

It's hear
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see that it was already pointed out. Looks like I'm not the only one who bothers correcting small grammatical mistake

Huayna Capac's voice: We climbed over the mountains using Worldbuilder. But, you are forbidden to learn that secret

He's lying!!!!!!!
Rhye gave him +21 for peaks!