Update!
Lenin: YAY! I GET TO WARMONGER AT LAST!

Catherine: Sorry, Lenin, that would be illegal
Lenin: Wha..

I can't warmonger!
Gandhi: YOU MADE LENIN SAD!!! DIE EVIL DEMON!!!!!
*Gandhi charges*
Gandhi: TAKE TOOTHPASTE!!!!!
Catherine:
Catherine: :facepalm:
Gandhi: THE DEMON HAS FALLEN!!!!!
Lenin:

The warmonger gods shall smile upon you, Gandhi!!!!
Nicholas II: BACK TO BUSINESS!!!!!
Lenin: We founded a new city!!!!

Catherine: Where???
Lenin: Gandhi!
Gandhi:
O beautiful, for dark pale skies
For blistering layers of sand,
For the mountains that are blocking us
Above the barren plain
Tiwanku! Tiwanku!
Lenin:

What a beautiful song! The city is blessed to be in such a fertile, desirable land!
Catherine: GRRRR
![Pissed [pissed] [pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif)
*grabs bat* ... Deep breaths deep, breaths... These things happen... these things happen... *drops bat*
Lenin: Phew!
Catherine:
LENIN YOU INSANE PERSON!!!!! 
*kicks bat into Lenin's... well sensitive parts...*
Lenin: Oh my.
brandon.herren: We are experiencing technical difficulties
*Lenin's muffled voice heard through wall*
brandon.herren: Um... hehe... SWITCH TO THE RABBIT CAM!
brandon.herren: You heard nothing... On with the show!
Lenin:

Catherine:

Gandhi: What!!!! LENIN almighty has fallen

Catherine: Double

Alexander II: FINALLY! Now can we get to actually running the empire... I think the citizens are getting suspicious...
Man: No... we just look like this all the time...
Women: Blame our artist...
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: We got Bronze Working!
Nicholas II: YAY! We're actually progressing
Lenin: *gets up*

We're making progress!!! NO!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Gandhi: NO!!!

*looks at Nicholas II* HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN

Albert Einstein: Progress is a great thing! Look at all of the progress I made creating theories that fundamentally progressed our knowledge in Physics
Catherine: And I expanded our empire, updating our infrastructure development, and expanding our nation's boundaries!
Lenin: ... Exactly why you two disturb me...

Gandhi:

Lenin: Besides.. haven't you ever heard the quote "Progress is the enemy of the Progress"
Catherine: ... :facepalm: I should have know that

Lenin: Exactly!
