Mad things you did when you were a small child.

[Yeekim]

I'm guessing the brother also shut it. How long until someone wants to charge him with murder?

Well, but who closed it for you?

 

[Sharwood]

Well, but who closed it for you?

I did. This was going on 20 years ago dude, it was a top-loader. I don't even think front-loaders were around. The more interesting question, which only just occured to me, is how I turned it on?

 

[Camikaze]

I always thought that Bambi's mum actually died everytime I watched the movie.

 

[Sharwood]

I always thought that Bambi's mum actually died everytime I watched the movie.

So she was alive when you weren't watching it?

 

[Camikaze]

Logic was not a concept apparent to me at the time.

 

[Sharwood]

Logic was not a concept apparent to me at the time.

You should have run for Premier of our state.

 

[RedRalph]

Me and my favorite sister had an apocalyptic fight when I was about ten where I broke a snooker cue over her back, and she held me down and squeezed toothpaste into my eye

 

[Camikaze]

You should have run for Premier of our state.

Too true!

BTW They're selling my school!!!

Mad thing I thought as a kid #2: The state government is all right.

 

[Sharwood]

Too true!

BTW They're selling my school!!!

Mad thing I thought as a kid #2: The state government is all right.

Hah! I worshipped Keating, and thought Carr was a decent guy.

@Ralph: So who won? And toothpaste? You used a snooker cue, and she came back with... Toothpaste?

 

[RedRalph]

Beleive me, if you ever get your eyes filled with it you'll realise it was actually quite an escalation.... we both helped eachother up to my Ma's house in a crippled state evetually, like two WW1 soldiers

 

[Yeekim]

I did. This was going on 20 years ago dude, it was a top-loader. I don't even think front-loaders were around.

Top or front, I'd imagine closing the door from inside to be tricky.

The more interesting question, which only just occured to me, is how I turned it on?

Exactly. You must have been quite a Houdini as a kid...

 

[Sharwood]

Top or front, I'd imagine closing the door from inside to be tricky.
Exactly. You must have been quite a Houdini as a kid...

Well, I managed to turn on a washing machine from the inside, with the door closed, build a tower of blocks almost to my ceiling, performed a backflip off a ladder without injuries, while a grown man broke both his feet simply falling off it sans backflip, managed to disguise the fact that I had torn the arse out of my pants before school started until I got home, despite winning a prize at the sport carnival we had on that day, and having to stand in front of the entire school and accept it... I chose the wrong career.

 

[LucyDuke]

Re: laundry.

My aunt killed my other aunt's cat in the dryer when they were teenagers. The cat bumped the door open three times, and each time my aunt closed it and turned the machine back on. She said she thought it was a sneaker. I think she hated the cat.

 

[Yeekim]

Re: laundry.

My aunt killed my other aunt's cat in the dryer when they were teenagers. The cat bumped the door open three times, and each time my aunt closed it and turned the machine back on. She said she thought it was a sneaker. I think she hated the cat.

People like this make me wish Hell actually was real.

 

[LucyDuke]

People like this make me wish Hell actually was real.

She's totally awesome now that she's grown, for whatever it's worth.

 

[Luckymoose]

In 1st grade a boy in my class was celebrating his birthday and I was jealous. I walked up and pushed him over his desk and started jumping on him.

I caught a wasp with my hands and showed my mom. She was not pleased.