Mafia Game: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (GAME THREAD)

[Seon]

...lolwut?

 

[choxorn]

Yeah, sure. We all know you're the rabbit.

 

[Double A]

Any lurkers would be the killer bunny and the monster of aaaaaaargh, because they can't exactly talk...

 

[Seon]

Or maybe the ghosts are the beast!!!

 

[Double A]

What the hell kind of smiley is that?

 

[choxorn]

That's

 

[CCRunner]

Yeah, sure. We all know you're the rabbit.

Well then, I guess we'll see. But you guys are going to feel rather stupid once I die and I'm revealed to be telling the truth

unvote, vote: CCRunner

 

[Love]

Hey pizza, I'm going away without computer until sunday evening.

Just so you don't kill me.

 

[Tasslehoff]

As a ghost, I have reason to believe CCRunner's story is truth. Do not kill him

 

[Double A]

*bump*

I'm willing to replace any of these lurker scums...

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm guessing it is a landslide on CCRunner?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Six​

King Arthur approached the assembled guests.

King Arthur: Who have we determined, through logic and reason, to be one of the dreaded Knights who says Ni?

The crowd, in unison: CCRunner!!!!

King Arthur: Who the devil is that?

The crowd pushed forward an old woman.

King Arthur: You cannot be serious.

The crowd just shrugged.

King Arthur: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britains.

Old woman: I know who you are; you're that bossy person who thinks he's in charge. What right do you have bossin' us around all the time? Bossy, bossy, bossy. Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? And what is that silly lookin' thing on your head?

King Arthur: It is a crown, signifying that I, Arthur...

Old woman: Well take it off it makes you look fruity. You won't be attractin' the ladies looking like that. Look at you prancing around all the time, pretendin' to ride a horse, yapping about some Knights of whatever like anyone here gives a hoot. Did you know I have a dental appointment to be at? What right do you have getting us rushed, rushed, rushed an' made to stand around talking about God knows what, and another thing, I have been standing here for five hours and I have a thorn stuck in me feet and you didn't even offer us a place to sit down! What kind of a host...

King Arthur: Please, madam...

Old woman: Don't you "please madam" me, I wasn't finished talking. Now what kind of a host doesn't even set out chairs for company? This is the worst dinner party I've ever been to, there's not even any strawberry tart without any rat in it. And furthermore, I don't care for all this spam, it looks tainted. What are you trying to do, poison us? These hors d'oeuvres smell like cat foot, or cat's breath, or cat feces, I'm not sure which, but...

King Arthur: Shut up!

Old woman: Don't you order me around, young man, I was raising seventeen lovely kids before you and your little tiara were done making a mess of your swaddling blanket! Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners? Telling guests of your wretched castle to shush up? Not only that, but I'm not particularly fond of your "murder the guests" policy either, that could use some adjustment. And I don't really like the curtains either.

King Arthur: Are you finished?

Old woman: Well I could comment on your ugly face, sour attitude, and ridiculous clothing but I don't want to be too critical.

King Arthur: Right. OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

A masked executioner approached CCRunner.

Old Woman: What's this doofus doing? Wearin' a mask to cover his hideous features I suppose. And that axe could use some sharpening!

*WHACK*

CCRunner was lynched. This time, it turned out to be.....

Dennis' Mother.... or rather... it is revealed that she was actually some kind of "Moose" in disguise! Quite bizarre....​

Alive: (13/30)


Nictel
choxorn
Paulus III
Snerk
Sprig (survived)
Camikaze
oyzar
hell hound
Izipo
Backwards Logic (survived)
Renata
Love
KingMorgan (in for ZPV)

Lynched: (4/30)

plarq
TheLastOne36
CivGeneral
CCrunner

Murdered: (13/30)

Seon
cubsfan6506
taillesskangaru
Stuck in Pi
Winston Hughes
civplayah
cindle
rhawn
Pinman
Double A
Sithlord447
Catharsis
Tasslehoff


Wrath of God: (Only two so far...)

kill fire
ZPV


Night actions to me please in the next 48 hours!

 

[Snerk]

Right, so we're screwed then.

 

[choxorn]

There's 6 evil dudes, on different teams, and 7 of us. I don't think we're screwed quite yet.

 

[Izipo]

Doesn't look good, though...

 

[Sprig]

See I told you he was innocent.... Oh wait, maybe I didn't?

Oh and 4 or 5 of you by morning time btw.

 

[Nictel]

I say once again, look through the damn updates. The clues are there, and they have pointed to two people I have coughed. (Renata and CCRunner)

I say screw the ghosts. THEY KNOW NOTHING.

 

[Seon]

I say listen to the ghost's bickering and kill Renata (coughoyzarcough). We are all on the same side. You know

 

[Nictel]

Yeah unless the great surprise is that ghosts have a different victory condition...

 

[Seon]

Nonsense. I am a ghost loyal to England. I am most certainly not trying to drag all my comrades into the same situation as I am in. Oyzar is definitively guilty. And so is Renata. And so is CCrunner. HE WAS A MOOSE FOR GOD'S SAKE. A MOOSE!!!!!