Magical blessings for the American car industry from outer space

Well it IS Detroit.
 
What's wrong with it is that clerical spells (also called "prayers") don't work in real life.

Whatever. Enjoy, atheists. Enjoy being the tiny, irrelevant vocal minority that you will always be. Enjoy putting up signs that say "RELIGION IS A FAIRY TALE AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL" and enjoy failing to understand why people don't like you with attitudes like that. Enjoy the great disservice you do to your own religion (atheism) with your attitudes, which is far greater the damage than any religiously motivated war or inquisition could ever do to any religion. Enjoy pushing your religion on us way harder than any Christian or Muslim has ever pushed his on you.

But most of all, enjoy being just one major depression away from nonexistence. The time will come when none of you can find material relief for your suffering, and when that happens, you'll either seek spiritual relief or go green with envy at those who have it.
 
Whatever. Enjoy, atheists. Enjoy being the tiny, irrelevant vocal minority that you will always be. Enjoy putting up signs that say "RELIGION IS A FAIRY TALE AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL" and enjoy failing to understand why people don't like you with attitudes like that. Enjoy the great disservice you do to your own religion (atheism) with your attitudes, which is far greater the damage than any religiously motivated war or inquisition could ever do to any religion. Enjoy pushing your religion on us way harder than any Christian or Muslim has ever pushed his on you.

But most of all, enjoy being just one major depression away from nonexistence. The time will come when none of you can find material relief for your suffering, and when that happens, you'll either seek spiritual relief or go green with envy at those who have it.

For this there can be only one response:

Animals are disgusting. As we all know, living beings are born with natural sin. They are cursed with evil just by the very nature of their birth. Sex is a vile and disgusting thing but the only thing worse is if someone cannot, or refuses to repent. Animals (Besides parrots and other birds, who have the ability to speak and are thus, God's messengers) CANNOT REPENT.

They will all go to hell because of this fact. You people sicken me, trying to prolong their wretched lives when they will only go to hell anyway. You are lazy sloths who hide behind a group and pretend you're standing up for a cause that matters, instead of praying and doing your part to fulfill God Almighty's grand design. Animals are meant to be eaten, giving sustinence to those who God created in his own image, nothing more.But it's not too late. Put this foolishness behind you and repent for your sins, repent before it's too late. Dark times await and only through the power of JESUS, not these filthy animals, can you be saved and live on in eternal glory!
 
Whatever. Enjoy, atheists. Enjoy being the tiny, irrelevant vocal minority that you will always be. Enjoy putting up signs that say "RELIGION IS A FAIRY TALE AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL" and enjoy failing to understand why people don't like you with attitudes like that. Enjoy the great disservice you do to your own religion (atheism) with your attitudes, which is far greater the damage than any religiously motivated war or inquisition could ever do to any religion. Enjoy pushing your religion on us way harder than any Christian or Muslim has ever pushed his on you.

But most of all, enjoy being just one major depression away from nonexistence. The time will come when none of you can find material relief for your suffering, and when that happens, you'll either seek spiritual relief or go green with envy at those who have it.
It almost looks like you're arguing against the atheist-ness of Communism.
 
Whatever. Enjoy, atheists. Enjoy being the tiny, irrelevant vocal minority that you will always be. Enjoy putting up signs that say "RELIGION IS A FAIRY TALE AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL" and enjoy failing to understand why people don't like you with attitudes like that. Enjoy the great disservice you do to your own religion (atheism) with your attitudes, which is far greater the damage than any religiously motivated war or inquisition could ever do to any religion. Enjoy pushing your religion on us way harder than any Christian or Muslim has ever pushed his on you.

But most of all, enjoy being just one major depression away from nonexistence. The time will come when none of you can find material relief for your suffering, and when that happens, you'll either seek spiritual relief or go green with envy at those who have it.
Amen. Wishing enjoyment for others is what it is all about.
 
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