Many Bothans died to bring us this Idiot.

[Tee Kay]

More CFC quotes:

I am the author. You are the Nonconformist. I outrank you!
- The Producer

I love the smell of The Last Conformist in the morning.
- Apocalypse Now

Heretic Cata? We ain't got no Heretic Cata! We don't need no Heretic Cata! I don't have to show you any stinking Heretic Cata!
- The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

May the Mirc be with you.
- Star Wars

We can't stop here. This is Pasi Nurminen country.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Dann? Where we're going we don't need Dann.
- Back to the Future

Few men ever swapped more than one Narz with Sean Regan.
- The Big Sleep

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a dhighland.
- On the Waterfront

Well, here's another nice Ball Lightning you've gotten me into!
- Sons of the Desert

My mama always said life was like a box of Gaius Octavious.
- Forrest Gump

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Equuleus. Aren't you?
- The Graduate

Come with tonyf12 if you want to live.
- Terminator 2

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was CivGeneral killed the beast.
- King Kong

I am big! It's the Perfection that got small.
- Sunset Boulevard

But why is the Fifty gone?
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

We're on a mission from AlCosta.
- The Blues Brothers

I say we take off and nuke the entire Azzaman333 from orbit.
- Aliens

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Harbringer, too!
- The Wizard of Oz

Watch the Mobboss, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the Mobboss!
- The Thing From Another World

One Raisin Bran's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
- The Lost Weekend

Love means never having to say you're Kan' Sharuminar.
- Love Story

Rhys, for lack of a better word, is good.
- Wall Street

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Mise!
- 42nd Street

You want the Verbose? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
- It's a Wonderful Life

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Bill3000, which is probably more than she ever did.
- Duck Soup

Round up the usual Amadeus.
- Casablanca

I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Aneeshm.
- Twelve Monkeys

What do you want to marry plarq for, anyhow?
- Sweet Home Alabama

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Bluemofia!
- Life of Brian

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Hitti-Litti on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
- Blade Runner

If you are a minority of one, the Gandhi rules is the Gandhi rules.
- Gandhi (amazing coincidence! )

You've got Abaddon on you.
- Shaun of the Dead

A Stylesrj. Shaken, not stirred.
- Goldfinger

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Rik Meleet Room!
- Dr. Strangelove

 

[Catharsis]

Continuing the trend of people who've posted in this thread:

The power of Jawz II compels you.

Do not go into the Kal'thzar. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its mangxema. (<- this one actually works... )

I want that taillesskangaru, not excuses.

If I was a Cheezy the Wiz, a perfect Cheezy the Wiz, how would you know it was really me?

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American skadistic.

You know the difference between you and me? I make BEHIND_THE_MASK look good. lol

Well, here's another nice Communisto you've gotten me into!

Here's looking at TheBladeRoden, kid.

I met Godwynn today. We are playing chess.

Lions and tigers and Valka D'Ur, oh my!

 

[aneeshm]

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a girl lasts forever.

I don't think so....

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my girl, in this life or the next.

Sounds like someone out of a Hindu epic.

They may take away our girl, but they'll never take our freedom!

If you don't have girl, what's the point of freedom, really?

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my girls.

Must be some medieval sultan who is jealously possessive of his harem.

When there's no more room in hell, the girls will walk the earth.

"I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers are women."

-The Prophet Mohammed

Killing me won't bring back your girls.

Made it, Ma! Top of the girls!

That's really, really dirty.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his girls.

Damn! Lucky angels!

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old girls.

I have always depended on the kindness of girls.

That's heartbreakingly pathetic, come to think of it.

I love the smell of girls in the morning.

As said before, who doesn't?

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce girls. Aren't you?

Lesbo alert! Lesbo alert!

Round up the usual girls.

And then what?

Show me the girls!

Me, too!

Here's looking at girls, kid.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to girls.

Judging by all the girl threads in the OT, this just may be true.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take girls anymore!

The beginnings of homosexuality, I see.

Have you ever danced with the girls in the pale moonlight?

Sadly, no.

 

[aaglo]

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take hanky-panky anymore!

You had me at 'hanky-panky'.

Well, a Hanky-panky's a Hanky-panky, but they call it 'le Hanky-panky'.

Why are you wearing that stupid hanky-panky suit?

One hanky-panky's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a hanky-panky lasts forever.

You can't handle the hanky-panky!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

One Ask a .... thread's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Ask a .... thread, in this life or the next.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Ask A .... Thread Room!
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Global Warming didn't exist.

We can't stop here. This is Global Warming country.

Pay no attention to that man behind the Global Warming!

If you build it, Global Warming will come.

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Global Warming together and blow.

 

[aaglo]

This quote-machine is hilarious

All work and no space catapult makes Jack a dull boy.
Hasta la vista, space catapult.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your space catapult together and blow.
Pay no attention to that man behind the space catapult!
You can't handle the space catapult!

You know the difference between you and me? I make old cheese look good.
I ate his old cheese with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its old cheese.
I met Old Cheese today. We are playing chess.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his old cheese.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to old cheese.

 

[aaglo]

HAHA!

Pay no attention to that man behind the bad actor!
No, Mr. Bond, I expect bad actor to die.
I say we take off and nuke the entire bad actor from orbit.
I am big! It's the bad actor that got small.
I am the author. You are the bad actor. I outrank you!
What do you want to marry bad actor for, anyhow?
I am serious ... and don't call me Bad Actor.