Many Bothans died to bring us this Idiot.

[ComradeDavo]

This site is awesome

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but an off topic forum lasts forever

One morning I shot an elephant in my off topic forum. How he got in my off topic forum, I don't know.

I could dance with you 'til the off topic forum come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the off topic forum 'til you came home.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give an off topic forum.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the off topic forum.

That off topic forum is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my off topic forum.

And to go with the thread title... Many Bothans died to bring us this off topic forum

 

[silver 2039]

The power of Buttocks compels you.

I'll be buttocks.

That'll do, buttocks. That'll do.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a buttocks.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take buttocks anymore!

All work and no dildo makes Jack a dull boy.

Here's looking at dildo, kid.

Do not go into the dildo. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

You've got dildo on you.

I am big! It's the dildo that got small.

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my dildo.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the dildo.

I'm going to make him a dildo he can't refuse.

Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million peverted silver 2039!

I ate his peverted silver 2039 with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

I see dead peverted silver 2039.

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty peverted silver 2039!

Peverted Silver 2039? We ain't got no peverted silver 2039! We don't need no peverted silver 2039! I don't have to show you any stinking peverted silver 2039!

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a peverted silver 2039 lasts forever.

If you build it, peverted silver 2039 will come.

E.T. phone peverted silver 2039.

Say hello to my little molestation!

I'll be molestation.

To molestation, and beyond!

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful molestation.

That molestation is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

 

[silver 2039]

"The ability to spank does not make you intelligent."
- Qui-Gon Jinn

"He's a protocol droid, to spank Mom."
- Anakin Skywalker

"I tried to spank your mother, Annie, but Watto wouldn't have it."
- Qui-Gon Jinn

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to spankings."
- Yoda

"Weesa gettin' spanked!"
- Jar-Jar Binks

Seeing you spanked brings warm feelings to my heart."
- Yoda

"I think it would be wise if you took advantage of my spankings in this instance."
- Senator Amidala

"Clones can spank creatively. You'll find they are immensely superior to droids."
- Lama Su

"I'm haunted by the spanking that you should never have given me."
- Anakin Skywalker

"Yoda spanks you in such high esteem."
- Count Dooku

Let's see if we can find something in the hanger bay that's still spankable."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Ani, i want to spank our baby back home on Naboo."
- Senator Amidala

"How can you do this? This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the council and not get spankings?"
- Anakin Skywalker

"More and more I get the feeling that I'm being excluded from the spankings."
- Anakin Skywalker

"If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the spankings."
- Chancellor Palpatine,/FONT>


"Luke! Tell Uncle if he gets a translator be sure it gives spankings."
- Beru Lars

"Thank the maker! These spankings are going to feel so good!"
- C-3P0

"I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Spank the Wookiee."
- C-3P0

"Not a bad bit of spanking, huh?"
- Han Solo

"Well, spank yourself, Han. I guess it's what you're best at, isn't it?"
- Luke Skywalker


"Captain, being spanked by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
- Princess Leia Organa

"Adventure, heh! Spankings, heh! A Jedi craves not these things."
- Yoda

"Would you join me for a little spanking? Everyone's invited, of course."
- Lando Calrissian

"Obi-Wan has spanked you well."
- Lord Darth Vader

"R2-D2, you know better than to spank a strange computer."
- C-3P0


"Perhaps I can find new ways to spank them."
- Lord Darth Vader

"I thought that I could spank him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi

"We have learned that the Emperor himself is personally spanking Vader."
- Mon Mothma

"Hey! Spank that thing someplace else!"
- General Han Solo

"Could you spank Luke? Is that who you could spank?"
- General Han Solo

 

[Catharsis]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world you didn't exist.

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into you. lol

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty you!

Better to be king for a night than you for a lifetime.

I'm You! I'm You!

You talking to you?

Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million you!

E.T. phone you.

My mama always said life was like a box of you.

They're here already! You're you! You're you!

One you's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

 

[puglover]

E.T. phone you.

In Soviet Russia, E.T. phone YOU!!

 

[aneeshm]

A list of words with "Jew":

No, Mr. Bond, I expect Jew to die.

This is a freak - it actually rhymes!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Jew' at will to old ladies.

If you build it, Jew will come.

Listen to them. Children of the Jew. What music they make.

I defy you! Come and kneel before Jew!

Ohmigod! It's teh World Zionist Conspiracy!





I want that Jew, not excuses.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Jew, too!

Jew! Why did it have to be Jew?

The power of Jew compels you.

Damn! The secrets of the Kabbalists have been unleashed!





Better to be king for a night than Jew for a lifetime.

Watch the Jew, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the Jew!

You want the Jew? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

Here's looking at Jew, kid.

Another one rhymes!





Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Jew.

But why is the Jew gone?

Love means never having to say you're Jew.

Keep your friends close, but your Jew closer.

We can't stop here. This is Jew country.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Jew.

Perfect Hitlerian logic we have here.







When there's no more room in hell, the Jew will walk the earth.

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Jew!

This one is so absolutely perfect.






Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Jew.

Round up the usual Jew.

I am serious ... and don't call me Jew.

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Jew.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Jew Room!

Well, a Jew's a Jew, but they call it 'le Jew'.

I say we take off and nuke the entire Jew from orbit.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Jew.

 

[Catharsis]

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Stylesjl killed the beast.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Mr. Dictator on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my Cleric.

You talking to GoodEnoughForMe?

No other factory in the world mixes its Shadylookin by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

One ohcrapitsnico's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Pay no attention to that man behind the SG-17!

Go back to the amadeus. You shall not pass.

To puglover, and beyond!

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Dr. Yoshi lasts forever.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Zarn.

That Eran of Arcadia is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

Watch the Kan' Sharuminar, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the Kan' Sharuminar!

I feel the need - the need for Slavic Sioux!

You've got silver 2039 on you.

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the C~G.

Love means never having to say you're aneeshm.

I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve JonnyB.

ComradeDavo, for lack of a better word, is good.

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Catharsis Goes By'.

 

[Jawz II]

"I'm a marvel of modern [vulgar word meaning vagina]" -one flew over cukoos nest

 

[Kal'thzar]

Pondering Silver not doing this but hey:

But why is the Genocide gone?
Killing me won't bring back your Genocide.
Funny like I'm a Genocide? I amuse you?
Pay no attention to that man behind the Genocide!
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Genocide.
Well, here's another nice Genocide you've gotten me into!
Of all the Genocide joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
The power of Genocide compels you.
You're gonna need a bigger Genocide.
Lions and tigers and Genocide, oh my!
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Genocide.
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Genocide.
Nobody puts Genocide in a corner.
Made it, Ma! Top of the Genocide!
All work and no Genocide makes Jack a dull boy.
We can't stop here. This is Genocide country.
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Genocide.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Genocide, in this life or the next.
I have a head for business and a Genocide for sin.
Go ahead, make my Genocide.
A Genocide. Shaken, not stirred.
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Genocide.
Genocide? Where we're going we don't need Genocide.
Why are you wearing that stupid Genocide suit?
Genocide? We ain't got no Genocide! We don't need no Genocide! I don't have to show you any stinking Genocide!
You know the difference between you and me? I make Genocide look good.


Eh heh, some of those actually sound like someone said them in RL

 

[mangxema]

They may take away our appendages, but they'll never take our freedom!

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my appendages. That's the price she has to pay.

 

[Tee Kay]

More CFC quotes!

(Disclaimer: If I've upset someone please forgive me.)

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Civilization Fanatics Center.
- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Stylesjl. That's the price she has to pay.
- A Night at the Opera

Silver 2039! Why did it have to be Silver 2039?
- Raiders of the Lost Ark

I've got a feeling we're not in Cheezy The Wiz anymore.
- Wizard of Oz

I want that Winner, not excuses.
- Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Houston, we have a Catharsis.
- Apollo 13

They may take away our Thunderfall, but they'll never take our freedom!
- Braveheart

I am serious ... and don't call me Taillesskangaru.
- Airplane!

More coming up after this commercial break...

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I've got a feeling we're not in Cheezy The Wiz anymore.
- Wizard of Oz

Oh, my!

 

[skadistic]

I feel the need - the need for pyrobeastialnecrophillia!

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the pyrobeastialnecrophillia.

Pay no attention to that man behind the pyrobeastialnecrophillia!

Watch the pyrobeastialnecrophillia, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the pyrobeastialnecrophillia!

You know the difference between you and me? I make pyrobeastialnecrophillia look good.

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

May the Wetback be with you.

But why is the Biatch gone?

Fear Leads to Anger, Anger leads to hate, hate leads to Yummy Yummy Yummy I got Love in my Tummy.

You've got Semen on you

And, my personal favorite:

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Testicles together and blow.

AH HA HA HA HA!!!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I feel the need - the need for pyrobeastialnecrophillia!

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the pyrobeastialnecrophillia.

Pay no attention to that man behind the pyrobeastialnecrophillia!

Watch the pyrobeastialnecrophillia, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the pyrobeastialnecrophillia!

You know the difference between you and me? I make pyrobeastialnecrophillia look good.

Is that the desire to make love to dead animals that are on fire?

 

[Communisto]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my bees. Prepare to die!

Of all the Giant Octopus joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine

I find your lack of Giant Octopus disturbing.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Pie' at will to old ladies.

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was pie killed the beast.

That'll do, pie. That'll do

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful pie

 

[skadistic]

Is that the desire to make love to dead animals that are on fire?

Yeah.

ten ten ten

 

[TheBladeRoden]

Open the pod bay pants, HAL.

This Civ attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

One Civ IV's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Well, here's another nice CFC you've gotten me into!

When there's no more room in hell, the TheBladeRoden will walk the earth.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Off-Topic.

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Off-Topic.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Off-Topic anymore!

 

[Godwynn]

You talking to Ron Paul?

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Memo to self: Don't read stuff like this in front of the computer while drinking a Slurpy...

Okay, here are my contributions (may be slightly edited to make sense):


Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his hula hoop.

Well, here's another nice hula hoop you've gotten me into!

Lions and tigers and hula hoops, oh my!

They're here already! You're hula hoops! You're hula hoops!

Pay no attention to that man behind the hula hoops!

Hula Hoops? Where we're going we don't need hula hoops.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take hula hoops anymore!

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the hula hoops.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a hula hoop lasts forever.

Do not go into the hula hoop. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

My mama always said life was like a box of hula hoops.

We can't stop here. This is hula hoops country.

Here's looking at hula hoops, kid.

I ate his hula hoops with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

A boy's best friend is his hula hoop.

Made it, Ma! Top of the hula hoops!

They may take away our hula hoops, but they'll never take our freedom!

I've got a feeling we're not in Hula Hoops anymore.

I'm going to make him a hula hoop he can't refuse.

Go back to the hula hoops. You shall not pass.

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the hula hoops.

No, it is not dangerous to confuse hula hoops with angels.

You've got hula hoops on you.

There is a hula hoop coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world hula hoops didn't exist.

I could dance with you 'til the hula hoops come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the hula hoops 'til you came home.

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my hula hoops.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the hula hoops.

You want the hula hoop? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

All work and no hula hoops makes Jack a dull boy.

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty hula hoop!

I have a head for business and a hula hoop for sin.

You can't handle the hula hoops!

To hula hoops, and beyond!

Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hula hoops.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little hula hoops, too!

You know the difference between you and me? I make hula hoops look good.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Hula Hoops' at will to old ladies.

When there's no more room in hell, the hula hoops will walk the earth.