Maximisation of bOvines Organisation (MOO)

[ChrisMDP]

The Maximisation of bOvines Organisation (hereafter referred to as the MOO) is dedicated to the promotion of cattle wherever possible in the soon-to-be-settled country. Our charter:

1. The MOO believes that cattle resources with their diverse and multifacted uses and massive health benefits should be used at all times and in all corners of our land, for all time, even if this comes at serious cost to other parts of the empire. Our motto is simply "Cows must come first."

2. We shall fight vehemently for our cause with complete seriousness at all times.

3. Any points of this charter can be changed by two-thirds majority vote, excepting points 1 and 3 which are enshrined for all time.

Join up here, if you dare.

News

BC4000.11.09: Swissempire awarded prestigious honour by MOO

Current Membership Roster

ChrisMDP, President
Knightlancer, Member
Emp. Killyouall, Member
Nobody, Member
Illini Rule, Member
Alphawolf, Member
Swissempire A.M.C.C, Member
scienide09, Member
Man'O'Action, Member
Robopig, Member

Current Slogans

Cows, Our Destiny
Cows Must Come First

Awards

In order of prestige:

Membership of the Order of the Cow - None Awarded
Special Award for Services to Cattle - None Awarded
Award of Merit of the Chewing of Cud - Swissempire

 

[Knightlancer]

Beef it's what for dinner. I'll join.

 

[Emp. Killyouall]

Sounds cool. Im in as long as we don't have to eat any bloody chickens.

 

[Nobody]

I would like to join your bussiness venture. Cows are big at the moment.

 

[Illini Rule]

I like cheeseburgers. Im in.

 

[Alphawolf]

Since I want to control ALL resources, I can see that our interests will coincide at some point, you can count on my complete support then.
-the Wolf

 

[Swissempire]

As i feel cows are part of our destiny, i will led my support.(I only wish i was a important as that made me sound )

Cows, Our destiny

 

[ChrisMDP]

Press Release: Swissempire awarded prestigious honour by MOO

Date: 9th November 4000 BC
Location: Nomadic Camp

Today, Swissempire has been awarded the honour "Award of Merit of the Chewing of Cud" for his slogan contribution to the MOO of "Cows, Our Destiny".

Presenting the award, ChrisMDP, the President of the MOO, said, "Cows have always been our races' destiny, but only Swissempire was presient enough to speak these words out load. We feel that the awarding of the AMCC is appropriate to reflect this contribution to our great organisation".

Upon receiving this award, Swissempire may now use the letters A.M.C.C after his name.

The President's office was quick to note that other slogans of merit would recieve similar awards and that member's should send any particularly apt submissions to his tent within the nomadic camp.

(ENDS)

 

[Swissempire]

Tear, tear. I'd like to thank my parents, of course myself, and all those cows out there who provide the means to fight osteoperosis with there live-saving milk! Thank you, thank you all!! I Promised MooMoo I would cry but.....

Chip, A.M.C.C

 

[Swissempire]

I regonize excellence when i see it, and for those of you who regognize cows for the amzing creaures they are, i salute you, and encourage you to continue to support our yet unsettled nation in any way shape or form. Since Cows are part ofOUR DESTINY!!!, you may consider joining the Destiny Party , See my SIG. And that concludes my partriotic recruitment campaign, So drive safly and drink milk

 

[Tboy]

Not signing up, but glad to see a fellow worker promoting organization. I give you my fullmost support, and I hope the rest of the CP do as well. Hail Cows!

Comrade Tboy.

 

[scienide09]

I've got to get in on this. Sign me up, please
I'm new to the Demogame but quite interested in checking it out.

In case you've missed it, I think this might be of interest to the members of this citizen's group.



What is that worker doing with our cow? Does this count as a "health benefit" as mentioned in point #1 of the charter? I myself think it might be one of the many "diverse and multifaceted uses," one we can employ to confuse our competition.

By the way, this is originally from the Funny Screenshots forum: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=138260&page=2. But I wish I could claim it as my own...

-- scienide09

 

[Man'O'Action]

Milk does my body good. Count me in, and leave that cow alone sir.

 

[Alphawolf]

The way resources superimpose themselves over pretty much everything else makes for some interesting screenshots, doesn't it.

-the Wolf

 

[RoboPig]

i would like to join!
Cow Fact of the day: only if you have aryan blood in you (not pure aryan blood, even a drop of Aryan blood) can you drink cow's milk. thats why they have soybean in china instead of milk and why the Hindus hold cows sacred.

 

[Swissempire]

Were they love for our Bovine Brothers! Why is it all quiet on the Beef Battlefield! Unite by Cow

 

[ChrisMDP]

Updated member list.

(OOC: Sorry for delays in doing this - work's been nuts lately )

 

[Swissempire]

The egytians had a Book of the Divine Cow , this was ment to be!

 

[Swissempire]

I command you LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!!!