Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

[carmen510]

"Jesus Christ loves you all!" -Preacher on Subway
"Does that mean he's gay?" -Homeless Person
"Yeah, he has about 3 billion gay lovers" -Some other guy

 

[choxorn]

That was an epic win.

 

[CCRunner]

"I'm here to discuss"
"What?"
"On the sheet over there, it says I have to come discuss"
"Er, discuss what?"
"I don't know, it just said discuss"
"Are you sure that you're not entered in the discus event?"
"..... >_<"

Red is a sixth grader on the middle school track team in his first meet
Black is the parent volunteer helper person's.

 

[Bill3000]

so what? ...

There is, in fact, such a thing as President of Africa.

 

[King of Town]

Africa is NOT a country.

What a perfect place for your post!

 

[gangleri2001]

What a perfect place for your post!

What's ignorant in my statement? Am I wrong? If I am, let me know.

 

[oagersnap]

What's ignorant in my statement? Am I wrong? If I am, let me know.

Go back and reread the original post where you said it, including the other posts you quoted.

 

[gangleri2001]

I'm lazy.

tenchar day!

 

[Mirc]

I know this will be completely unfunny for the huge majority of the people here, but for me it was amazing.

I just found this map on a website saying "THE MOST ACCURATE MAPS ON THE INTERNET":

Spoiler :

On top of that, it was uploaded by a Romanian, apparently.

 

[PiMan]

You don't even need to know anything about Romania to see why that is bad. 16 < 26 < 24 for example?
Knowing where Bucharest actually is makes it even better.

 

[choxorn]

Yugoslavia's still there? The map is also old.

 

[holy king]

There is, in fact, such a thing as President of Africa.

only a president of the african union.

 

[carmen510]

"The internet is a series of lubes"

 

[Annex]

I believe thats "tubes"

 

[amadeus]

Obama is America's first black president. But since he's mixed race, if he were elected in Africa, would he be Africa's first white president?

Actually, Botswana elected a mixed-race leader before Obama, so he'd be the 2nd "white" president.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Don't remember the exact conversation, but it was something along the lines of this, after the 2008 election:

Sister: Who did you vote for?
Me: I voted green.
Sister: So did you vote republican?
Me: No, I voted for the green party.
Sister:
Me: There's more than 2 parties in American politics.
Sister: *leaves*

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Drunk american at a concert "If it wasn't for us, you'd all be drinking German" to a German friend who just commented on the quality of American beer.

So many layers of confusion there. Lols all around.

 

[eastsidebagel]

"Israel? Did you visit Jesus's tomb too?"

Said some friend of mine and showed herewith that he has no clue about the Christian faith whatsoever.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

"Yes I did. And it was empty. Bloody rip-off!"

 

[Yeekim]

"Israel? Did you visit Jesus's tomb too?"

Said some friend of mine and showed herewith that he has no clue about the Christian faith whatsoever.

http://www.bibleplus.org/Discoveries/jesustomb.htm