TV 7 News:
With Mr. Hungao Xing (HX):
HX: Hello again. This is Hungao Xing for the TV 7 News. Our latest news in titles are:
Vassalation of the Formatics to Katterland
The Governement gives more fund to Industries, less in wages
Wang Jing, leader of the Repubican Party, is interviewed
The Turkish Union of China spreads propaganda against China
King George's Day
HX: So let's begin. Today, after many hours of negotiations, the Formatters will become Katterland's vassal. Dowyuang Hunsin (DH), tell us the latest news.
Dowyuang Hunsin:
DH: The Formaters agreed to become vassals of Katterland, as Katterland saved them from the OZ with a surprise invasion against Oz. The terms of the vassalation treaty are:
For the Formaters:
- control of military is given to Katterland (directly for the "to Katterland" claims, afterwards all movements must be approved by Katterland)
[*] automatically declares war on states that attack Katterland, or which Katterland is at war with
[*] cedes its vote in the UN to Katterlands control
[*] places its foreign policy entirely under Katter's control.
[*] all clients ceded to Katterlands patrimony
[*] tribute of 10% of Formatic Empires income to Katterland each and every turn.
[*] Title of Emperor ceded to Katter, Empire of the Formatting Crew now known as Autonomous State of the Formatting Crew
For Katterland:
- Katterland will protect the Formaters
- Katterland will let the Formaters to reclaim all of their former mainland posessions
- Katterland will gain the New Zealand Formatic colony.
HX: Thank you, Dowyuang Hunsin. Now, let's see the economical policy of the new Prime Minister, Mr. Su Ngan-xiang.
DH: Mr. Su announced today a new economical policy. The wages will decrease by 1.5 % so the Government can have more funds to loan to businessmen. The new loans will support Chinese and non Chinese businessmen who want to set up Industries in China and also help Industries with economical problems. Lets hear what the Prime Minister said about the policy:
Prime Minister of China, Mr. Su Ngan-xiang (PM):
PM: As a Banker, I know very well how the economics work. This decrease on the wages may sound harsh, but the money found will be used to support new Industries in China. New Industries = more jobs and more money. Also the decrease in the wages is minimal. In my opinion, this new economic policy will boost the economy of China.
HX: That is the opinion of the Government. But what is the opinion of the Republican Party? Also what is the opinion of the Republicans on the other issues of the Government? In order to learn, we welcome the leader of the Republicans, Wang Jing.
Wang Jing (WJ):
HX: Hello Mr. Wang Jing.
WJ: Hello.
HX: So, what is your opinion about this new economical policy of the Government?
WJ: Is that the Government steals the people's money to fund the plutocracy. The rich will become richer and the poor will become poorer.
HX: What about the rise in Industrial power?
WJ: This policy will lead to the destruction of the middle class.
HX: What is your opinion about the foreign policy of China?
WJ: Alliance with Katterland and London, better relations with the Chinese states and a more harsh policy against the Turkish Union of China. I support an aerial blockade against the Turkish Union of China until they stop all threats against China. I support more soldiers to be send in China to stabilize the region and less soldiers to search terrorists. The Turkish Union of China is a real threat to the Chinese people, not the terrorists.
HX: Thank you for coming here. Now, in other news, the Turkish Union of China once again insults our Nation. Dowyuang Hunsin will tell us more about it.
DH: It seems that our Western Neighbours have no other job to do than insult China. First, they insulted our National Hero, George the Great. They called him "Mad King George", while they said that ''they feel nothing but pity for China''. They also said about the Government that ''However much we feel ultranationalism to have discredited itself these past centuries, we acknowledge its appeal in binding together the masses through an emphasis on hate and aggression, when state leaders are too weak-willed to invest in more constructive means of popular inspiration.''
HX: What was the official answer of the Government to those insults?
DH: None. However, in the Senate many Democrat Senators argued that China should cut it's economic relations with the Turkish Union of China, while the Republicans called for an aerial blockade against the Turkish Union of China until they stop all threats against China.
HX: Thank you. Now we shall talk about King George's Day. Tomorrow, in 17th October, we celebrate the memory of the King and Saint ''George the Great''.
DH: Thank's to people like George today we are proud of being Chinese. He was born in Denmark in 2105. He was the second son of the King of Denmark. In 2162 he was called by Prime Minister George in China to become King of the newly created Chinese Kingdom and he was crowned ''King George I of China''. China at that time was at war against India, DR and Baluchistan. Although it was winning, Hawaii forced China in capitulation. However King George did not accept the peace, and managed in two short years to turn a Chinese defeat into a mighty victory. In less than two years, he campaigned all over East Asia. He crushed the Mongols, he defeated the Indians, he wiped out the Demons and took over Baluchistan. He managed to unite China and create one of the largest Empires the world had ever seen. His Empire stretched from Pakistan to Manchuria and from Central India to Mongolia. Like a new Napoleon or Alexander the Great, he managed to defeat armies much larger than his and glorify the Chinese Nation. Also George I managed to bring Catholicism in China and convert the majority of the Chinese population to the new religion. Now, more than 89% of the Chinese population is Catholic. For this, he is considered by the Chinese Catholic Church to be a Saint.
HX: WOW. What a man! He truly deserves the title ''The Great''. How he managed to defeat so many enemies at the same time is just amazing...... Just to think that at the same time he invaded Mongolia in the North, India and Baluchistan in the South and DR in the East and all of his invasions were successful. He truly was one of the Greatest Modern Chinese Military Commanders. So, with this, we end our News. We will see you in 6 hours again. Until then, have a good day.
