A Chinese Pact
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"My Emperor, the Chinese Union has agreed in principle to the signing of a defensive pact against a certain other chinese nation."
Katter smiled as his Foreign Minister come Chief Inquisitor Abbott reported this good news to him. Ordinarily Abbott was all about stopping the boats and keeping Katterland in glorious isolation from rogue nuclear states in North East Asia, but on the Union at least he could turn his gaze elsewhere for something constructive, which is to say, doing exactly what Katter said to do.
"Ah Excellent, containing that malignant nation, which even had the gall to insult us, US, is a top priority. It is good that the Union could look up from its ideological navel gazing internationalist stupidity and dip its toe into the world of practical reality for once. Perhaps we can come to a modus vivendi after all."
Abbott, not a fan of the Union, made an attempt at a smile lest Katter call in the ONI agents.
" Yes... Incidentally, I would like to report to you that a certain North-East Asian nation that shall remain nameless, but happens to speak Chinese, sent corresponence today. They threatened hostile action against us should we fail to sell our sovereign territory in China to them..... although I must add that they have backed away somewhat when we pointed out the likely result of such an initiative on their part."
Katter laughed, laughed quite substantially.
"That so called Emperor is as mad as old King George, which isn't surprising considering the absurd measures he goes through to deny the truth. Good to see he knows who his betters are at any rate. Anyways what are the terms of this treaty that has been agreed too between us and the Union of China?"
Abbott, straightening his typical form of attire, produced a piece of parchment upon which was written the following.
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Katter quickly signed the pact to be sent to the Chinese Union for their ratification, pleased that through this treaty he would be taking another chip out of the diplomatic and ideological wall separating nations, and serving the noble goal of establishing genuine unity and co-operation amongst nations based on complimentarity and mutual respect.