We shall embargo Somalia (we all begin with trade) and next year we may consider a blockade.
We warn you that a blockade next year will be the most peaceful act China could do. We could do many more things on Somalia, but we prefer an embargo this year and next year we shall think if a blockade will change your mind. Otherwise we might consider military action. No state that supports terrorists who kill people and steal money will be safe from China.
Somalia, we do not want war. We do not care if you are democracy, communists, Nazi, anarchists. We dont care if you support states that are enemies of China. However, we care when you support terrorists. We can accept an another style of Government. We can accept that you ally with enemy states. However, we shall not accept that you help Terrorists. Next year we shall decide if we will place a blockade or if we take military action. Please dont threaten us, because we shall invade. Right now we think that an blockade will be enough. But if you do not stop your deals with terrorists, we shall take military action.
That said, if you continue on this path, we are not afraid to endorse the other Chinese states above yours.
And I thought Somalia didn't want to know a thing about so-called "foreign policy"...![]()
To: Somalia
From: Kingdom of London
The Kingdom of London, upon hearing of Somalia's domestic and foreign policies, has reasons to suspect there may be terrorist cells operating unknown to the Somali government. Therefore, we request that the Somali government allows London agents into Somalia and use our combined intelligence services to make absolute sure there are no violent non-state actors in Somalia.
No. We declared war on Terror. If you think that the UN, that you left and called a tyrrany, and the other States, who are under the threat of being stolen by terrorists, will join you, you are a fool. We still hope that you will stop this madness. Stop supporting terror, and you will have our friendship.
Organizations who steal and kill
We are willing to allow an investigation, provided you lift the embargo, do not enter private property without the permission of those who live on it, and agree to oppose any invasion of our soveregn territory.
The London Intelligence Center, working in cooperation with Somali intelligence, must be granted leave to enter private property. Go sign the warrants or whatever your nation needs to guarantees we're not impeded in our investigation. Your intelligence would make sure we didn't steal anything.
Secondly, we will lift the embargo upon receiving a clean bill of health for your country from intelligence. We, however, will not oppose any invasion against your country. That is a Somali issue, not a London issue.
The Swahili Kingdom is troubled by talk of blockades and war in our region. We call upon all actors to take a step back and re-assess the situation.
It should be noted that the Kingdom would not be in support of any non-African military presence in or around the Horn of Africa or East Africa.
It should also be noted that while Mandatum is certainly not a nice organization, it has yet to be proven to have the capability to do any actual terrorist activities. While there is a resolution up for vote within the UN regarding this organizations categorization as a terrorist organization, it has not yet passed. Talk of them being a terrorist organization is premature.
Additionally there are some serious concerns that have been raised regarding the criteria for what would classify an organization as a terrorist organization in the first place. Under the current paradigm states that take a threatening posture against other states could just as easily be classified as terrorist states as Mandatum is currently being labeled.
The Swahili Kingdom urges the international community to come to consensus on what constitutes a terrorist organization before arbitrarily categorizing organizations that we dislike as one, and then proceeding to embargo or, heaven forbid, invade - nations that may not share that same arbitrary categorization.