Multipolarity II - Game Thread

[JohannaK]

We ask the Bayou republic to accept our prior proposal of free trade.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Bayou Republic, in the interests of free trade, invites free trade agreements for all PCs and NPCs

Mandatum offers a smuggling pact to the Bayou Republic.

 

[christos200]

China warns the Bayou Republic to reject helping terrorists and advises them to look at what happend to Somalia when they traded with terrorists.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Now that homework has reached a reasonable load and I can manage it throughout the day...

ORDERS LOCKED.

 

[Patriotic_Fool]

We also accept the free trade offer from the Bayou Republic.

We also REFUSE Mandatum's offer to host their twisted Olypmics in our beloved country, and denounce them as bloodthirsty terrorists.

 

[Lighthearter]

Trade Agreement Accepted.

-L

 

[Tani Coyote]

Update Progress

Complete

Major Power Orders
Stock Market
NPC Orders
NGO Orders
Espionage
Wars

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Events
Misc.

Will update this post as I go. In the meantime, a snapshot of what to expect:

-Oz launches surprise invasion of Formatting Crew; Formatting Crew faces slight disadvantage in ground troops and ZERO air support against large Oz air armada

-Border disputes over Egyptian coastline (go figure)

-Russia poised to lead the major powers at 44 gold per turn; closest rival is Crusaders at 39.

-Somalia, due to blockades, embargoes and poor taxation policies, to fall to 12 gold per turn by comparison

-London to have best trained army

-America to have best navy and air force

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

ooc: Thorvallddddd

I can't find Stalin on any of the NPC maps! Where is he? :,(

Lower Caucasus, around Georgia. Look for this man:

@Max: Is that a yes?

He said "sure", so I assume so.

Trade with everyone. Especially Sone and Billy Mayes.

The Chinese Union welcomes trade with Java.

The Bayou Republic, in the interests of free trade, invites free trade agreements for all PCs and NPCs

Free trade, unfortunately, is not something we can commit to at this time.

Spoiler Dialoglog :

BARABAS: trade accepted.
VON GREIM: Let the goods exchange commence!
DEMOMAN: I'm gonna trade you, and... trade you... aanshardlubm
EVA: We happily accept.
MEYER: Of course! I'm always looking for new venues to promote the Good Books!
VERNON: Sure, I'll invest in this venture.
BURGDORF: God DAMN it, Göring, where the <redacted> are those planes you promised?!
FEGELEIN: He probably got hungry and ate them.
GÖRING: STFU.
FEGELEIN: Wouldn't be the first time.
HITLER: Hey guys, guess who I am! GIMME TRIBUTE OR I'LL SEND A GAZILLION AXEMEN!
NADIA: We have no interest in trade at this time.
SQUILLIAM: All these offers..! It makes us feel so important! We'd be delighted to take your money.
GREENGRASS: You-you-you won't be disappointed.
ALBRECHT: Free trade is not a priority at this time. We must decline.
KHIL:
REITSCH: We happily welcome trade with the Bayou.
HALE: We'd be happy to entreat you with our quality products!
SCHENCK: We must respectfully decline free trade at this time.
DUKE: <redacted>-<redacted> yeah.
KOLLER: We are currently unable to commit to long-distance trade at this time.
BLONDI: bark
BUSH: This trade will promote freedom. It's free trade, and trading in freedom should be the goal of every free trader nation in the world.
MAGDA: We accept this agreement.
KHATAMI: Due to logistical limitations, we cannot in good conscience commit to this proposal.
MOHNKE: We are currently incapable of endorsing a free trade arrangement.
HADDOCK: Sorry, but, our tariffs will have to remain in place.
DE GROOT: Agreed.
AGUINALDO: Free trade would not be in our best interest at this time.
BORMANN: We cannot agree to this deal at the present time. Sorry.
GÜNSCHE: We accept the Bayou's cordial offer.
LEE: Trade would be physically impossible at this time.
MISCH: We can agree to this.
GERDA: We warmly welcome trade relations with the Bayou.
HIMMLER: Not at this moment, sorry.
MONTGOMERY: We are not currently in a fit state to entertain this arrangement.
HAASE: We must respectfully decline your proposal, until we have stabilized state affairs.
MONTEZILLA: Gimme tribue or I'll send a gazillion axemen!
HITLER: Called it.
STUMPFEGGER: Unfortunately, this would not be conductive to our interests.
MacARTHUR: We welcome all assistance to the war effort.
TRAUDL: OK!
VEERS: We see no need for such an agreement.
SPEER: Free trade is not a policy we have interest in pursuing at this time.
FEGELEIN: This deal would not promote SUDS' interests at this current juncture.
HEWEL: We must respectfully decline your offer for now.
VON ESLING: This is not a policy we can currently endorse.
STAVROS: See above.
SAM: 'Fraid that's not on the table at the moment.
MAX: Sorry, if we dropped customs, you might get some pretty weird goods moving through your land, and I don't think homicidal elephants are in high demand right now.
LINGE: OH GOD WHAT?!
MAX: Turns out animal testing of experimental combat serums isn't best handled by private companies.

 

[topsecret]

I don't know why, but I completely ignore every NPC except Hitler

HITLER: Hey guys, guess who I am! GIMME TRIBUTE OR I'LL SEND A GAZILLION AXEMEN!

 

[SamSniped]

I find the lack of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman...disturbing...

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I find the lack of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman...disturbing...

Petition Tani; apparently that far south still constitutes a threat to christos.

 

[Omega124]

The Republic does not reconize terrorist states as legitmite and thusly ignores Mandamatum.

Also

MAX: Sorry, if we dropped customs, you might get some pretty weird goods moving through your land, and I don't think homicidal elephants are in high demand right now.

Customs? What is Customs?

 

[Tyo]

-Border disputes over Egyptian coastline (go figure)

Somebody gonna die.

 

[Patriotic_Fool]

<3 Bush xD...

 

[Jehoshua]

Well what do you know, it appears there is in fact a first turn war. Oh and Tyo, your Israel so your claim is no better than everyone elses in regards to Egypt

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

And it's not Hitler/Fegelein as Tani expected.

 

[Sonereal]

And Australians in Egypt!

 

[Tyo]

Two if you count your overstepping of boundaries, Jeho. I hope you pull out of Egypt for your own sake.

 

[Jehoshua]

and why would Katter accede to the egregious demands of some petulant middle-eastern scum who thinks he has sole right to unclaimed regions on a continent different from his own? Threats of war hardly inspire us to kowtow to whatever your inferior nation is called, especially when the threat of war is based on nothing more than lust for a specific piece of unclaimed land, aggressive expansionism, and nationalist jingoism.

 

[Tyo]

and why would Katter accede to the egregious demands of some petulant middle-eastern scum who thinks he has sole right to unclaimed regions on a continent different from his own?

...You can't be serious? You're literally over TWELVE THOUSAND KILOMETERS AWAY!