Multipolarity II - Game Thread

The Federal Voodoo Republic of the Caribbean

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Why make this Nation? FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN OF COURSE!

Government: Federal Theocratic Republic
Leader: General Admiral High Priest Voodoo Pizzaman
State Religion: Voodooism and the Ocult
National Anthem: The Prodigy - Voodoo People
Economy: ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD
Dear Leaders Portrait:
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OOC: I haven't made a OP post so far. So i made one now
 
Jesus, Nedim. Papa Doc or Baron Samedi. Other leaders are not acceptable.
 
No. He's Pizzaman.
 
“This is Kathy Winters, ICN, reporting live from Imperium City. Behind me, you can see the Shipyards and the Olympic Stadium, both being prepared for the Opening Ceremony tomorrow.”

Taylor eyed the television with mild interest. The princess popped a powdered donut into her mouth offhandedly, stroking her cat with her free hand. The animal seemed irritated that her human wasn’t paying so much attention to her and began rubbing herself against Taylor’s arm.

“We’ve just received exclusive reports that the ANV Roadrunner and the ANV Gulliver will be completed in time for the Games, and will participate in the Opening Ceremony under the direction of Captain Roland Daykin off Roadrunner

Taylor straightened up a bit as a picture of the captain appeared on the screen, but paused for a moment to giggle at herself. Giggling was so unladylike – she never let herself do it in public.

“You do sound a lot like a little girl when you do that,” Stavros chuckled from the back of the room. Taylor rolled her eyes.

“You’re such a bad influence on me, Stavros. It was you who encouraged me to ski and get into the Olympics!”

“Because you’re just that good, princess,” Stavros replied. “Don’t forget that. It’s not because you’re the Emperor’s daughter.”

“Oh, of course not,” Taylor chuckled.

“The Imperial government has made incentives for significant foreign investment around Imperium in the weeks leading up to the Games,” Winters said, gesturing to a massive banner for some London-based corporation. “Various companies are beginning to develop considerable amounts of branches in the Imperium area, boosting the local economy significantly. Imperium is becoming the largest trade hub on the East Coast.”




The Somalis are invited to the Olympic Games in Winter 3010 like erryone else.

-L
 
Furthermore, London is announcing the European Economic Community. The EEC is an economic organization made up of all European and Mediterranean nations that wish to join. The purpose of this organization is to encourage economic development amongst its members and closer economic ties. The top 50% of our members by GDP take devote a mere 2% of their GDP to a joint-fund which will go to aiding nations in need of development funding. The lower 25% countries in terms of GDP will receive 50% of the generated joint-fund yearly which will be invested directly into their industry, no-strings attached. The next 25% can take out a loan from the joint-fund at a low rate (2%, lower than the BoE's rate and the World Bank's far higher rate).

London is announcing its Global Free Trade Policy. All nations that have UN Canal and Straits closed to them are free to fly the London flag for the purposes of crossing the strait and canal, as well as being allowed to legally claim London-ownership within UN waters.
 
The FRVOC asks to join the EEC, Voodoo Pizzaman decrees that he will teleport Haiti into the Mediterranean if necessary
 
A transmission has apparently been interrupted from the Soviet Union:
At least the cockroach population is diminishing. I propose every nation in the world send their cockroaches to the U.S.S.R. :p
@ TopSecret:

I use imgur; I'd have no idea why it suddenly decided to not show up.

Me either. It just says in Internet Explorer, "Cannot display the webpage." or, in Firefox, "Server not found." (Which is really the same message in different browsers...) The funny thing is the first map works.

Thanks for the map. You can delete it once the turn is over.
 
The FRVOC asks to join the EEC, Voodoo Pizzaman decrees that he will teleport Haiti into the Mediterranean if necessary

Angola approves of this Voodoo Pizzaman.

He also asks that Africa be classified as part of Europe.
 
Poland is in Canada!

Tyo and Thorvald, get off your asses and approve my loan.
 
Wait, I'm not supposed to be my lovable, cheeky self?

How about please?
 
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