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Good day, potential investors and clients! My name is Eko Slamet, Crimson Duke of the Jakarta Court. Things have been rather hectic lately around here and people keep walking up to me on the street (the private street that runs through my palace courtyard of course) that they wished there was some kind of international bank of some sort.
Everytime someone came up to me and said that I would ask, "Well, what do you want me to do about it?" Eventually, it dawned on me.
I should open the Crimson Bank of Jakarta!
Now, I know what you're saying. "Duke Eko, you can't just open a bank. You need the Crimson King's permission and blah blah blah."
Well, that guy is sick, his son is, how you say, indisposed, so I had to get approval from the good ol' chancellor. Chancellor F....err, just F, said sure, go ahead.
What's this all about? I know you must be asking at this point.
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The Crimson Bank of Jakarta is a safe place to storeand launder your assets. Your hardearned cash, when stored in our vaults, collects interest at a rate of 1%. That isn't annual either [OOC: Each turn is two years], but continuous. That adds up rather quickly, I tell you what.
The Crimson Bank of Jakarta also offers development loans and military loans. The former at 5% continuous interest and the latter for 10%. Of course, the terms of those loans can be worked out in the privacy of the telegraph.
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We're also into the buying and selling of...information assets as you say.
Everytime someone came up to me and said that I would ask, "Well, what do you want me to do about it?" Eventually, it dawned on me.
I should open the Crimson Bank of Jakarta!
Now, I know what you're saying. "Duke Eko, you can't just open a bank. You need the Crimson King's permission and blah blah blah."
Well, that guy is sick, his son is, how you say, indisposed, so I had to get approval from the good ol' chancellor. Chancellor F....err, just F, said sure, go ahead.
What's this all about? I know you must be asking at this point.
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The Crimson Bank of Jakarta is a safe place to store
The Crimson Bank of Jakarta also offers development loans and military loans. The former at 5% continuous interest and the latter for 10%. Of course, the terms of those loans can be worked out in the privacy of the telegraph.
[REDACTED]
We're also into the buying and selling of...information assets as you say.