NEB1: One Thousand and One Ways to Die

[Lord_Iggy]

I dunno, I've always loved the straightforward and 'innocent' nature of the Overseer, but I think the funniest moment in this NES may have been:

According to the 4,000 year old legend, the prophet Clawzanta was born at this time of year, in a lowly igloo, to an elf-woman mother who had been impregnated by a three-headed wise man called Mirth. The Dark God sent an army of tree-men to capture the holy child. But a divine donkey arrived to protect Clawzanta and his elf mother after being guided across the wilderness by a glowing yeti. The donkey first tried to bribe the tree-men by shedding its golden ears, sacrificing its ability to fly. When this didn't work, the donkey destroyed the army of tree-men with divine fury.

The festival of Commerzimas celebrates the traditional Soldian virtues of loyalty, friendship, sacrifice, and the devastation of the natural environment. People celebrate this by cutting down trees, giving each other expensive gifts and drinking alcohol.

 

[Angst]

Lurkeristics: I think that this NES has had several awesome moments that are individually interesting for the sake of the storyline, whilst still staying humerous.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Agreed.

 

[Matt0088]

Lurkeristics: I think that this NES has had several awesome moments that are individually interesting for the sake of the storyline, whilst still staying humerous.

Agreed also! Daft did a wonderful job on the storyline and the background. This is definitely one of my favorite 2 NESes, the other being my first NES, ABNW.

 

[Thlayli]

To: COBRA
From: Red High Command

And kill thousands and be forever condemned by the international community, we think not. Besides, unlike you, we give warning before impending destruction, not after. You should surrender now before your arrogance and ignorance digs you deeper hole then you're already in.

You have been warned.

 

[Matt0088]

You have been warned.

Go ahead then, kill 24 units, massacre thousands of inoccent lives and have 3 nations declare war on you.

 

[Thlayli]

Go ahead then, kill 24 units, massacre thousands of inoccent lives and have 3 nations declare war on you.

Perhaps we should leave the civilian massacres to Red, then. They seem to be SO good at it.

 

[Matt0088]

Perhaps we should leave the civilian massacres to Red, then. They seem to be SO good at it.

SO good that we haven't even massacred anyone.

 

[Thlayli]

SO good that we haven't even massacred anyone.

Yeah, that footage of the screaming civilians being shoved by Red soldiers into the Monstrosity was clearly fabricated.

But they were volunteers, right? Suuure.

 

[Terrance888]

Those aren't Red Soldiers.

I got some hacked info.

They are actually Red Soldier Volenteers that got transformed but kept their human state. They the transformed Volenteers shoved.

Suuure.

Thanks for agreeing to us, comander of Cobra!

(Goes on international televison AKA cartoons)

COBRA AGREES WITH RED FACTION THAT THEY ARE VOLENTEERS!

 

[Thlayli]

Settle down Charles, the grownups are talking.

Spoiler Something to occupy your time :

 

[DarthNader]

I would prefer a few more regular turns.

 

[Thlayli]

I'm with Daft on this one. One more turn should be more than enough to settle things.

 

[Matt0088]

I'm with Daft on this one. One more turn should be more than enough to settle things.

But COBRA can be finished off in 3 turns, we have found their achilles heel!

 

[DarthNader]

But COBRA can be finished off in 3 turns, we have found their achilles heel!

COBRA would be destroyed regardless, I just want to see details over time.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Ooh, Duplo!

Other nations will not accept alien squirrels and alien-summoning cultists as legitimate governments. Cobra is the only group which is both working for the good of the secular Soldian people and capable of forming a stable government.

 

[Matt0088]

Ooh, Duplo!

Other nations will not accept alien squirrels and alien-summoning cultists as legitimate governments. Cobra is the only group which is both working for the good of the secular Soldian people and capable of forming a stable government.

Uhh....I really don't want to dive into that arguement again.
@Darth, Join the Dasian Empire, Resistance is Futile.

 

[DarthNader]

Uhh....I really don't want to dive into that arguement again.
@Darth, Join the Dasian Empire, Resistance is Futile.

I honestly have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Terrance888]

The Dasians March on!

There should be a new faction: The Dasian Forum Imperial Peace Keepers By Killing All Opposition.

 

[Matt0088]

I honestly have no idea what you are talking about.

Your signature! It screams HERESY!!!!
Now this entire page is maple leafs. NEB1 has been conquered for the Dasian Empire! Hezzah!