das
Regeneration In Process
If they come in ten minutes then, unless I decide to move the deadline forward by one hour just this once, then they will be PRECISELY one minute late! 
NES2 V - The Great Game.
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tommy_toon
Emperor
Yay, orders sent 6 minutes before the deadline! Wooo! I hope everything goes right . . . not that it should concern any of you . . . or should it . . . 
perfect, percfect indeed... now u shall die panda MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAdas said:If they come in ten minutes then, unless I decide to move the deadline forward by one hour just this once, then they will be PRECISELY one minute late!
Insane_Panda
Deity
Orders sent. Ugh, can I still send orders today - for stalin NES? (Someone invaded me, no doubt?)
das said:
Untrue. Those Polar Bears are trying to shift the blame. Our agents were not in france at the time of the map's making.
In case they don't know and are too lazy to check, Greenwich Mean Time. England's time zone. The one opposite of the International date line.
Reno
The Studio Ghibli Fanatic
I remember those syptoms appearing especially in our Yankish members.
silver 2039
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I thought GMT mean Global Measuered Time or something.....
Anyway orders in a few mins.
Anyway orders in a few mins.
das
Regeneration In Process
Sure they weren't...
All those things they say about Americans are true. And not just about Americans, unfortunately...
See?
das
Regeneration In Process
Perfidious Albion!
Deadline theoretically came a hour ago, and four minutes actually. I'll just wait for silver's orders, and nothing more.
silver 2039
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My holy orders have been sent. Allahu Akbar!
Disenfrancised
Beep Beep
Kal'thzar said:
I think my orders conformed to the rules even if they weren't very good
. The hard thing was trying to guess the current state of the economy so I could find something easily improvable. "Don't spend Economy EPs; Grow economy" would have been much simpler 
Harleqin
Hippo Power
A door slammed. Heavily. Everybody in the household knew that meant that their master, Lord Manca Amaru, was back home and in a furious mood. When that happened the servants were wise enough to stay clear except, of course, for his personal servant, Baldra-Tutu, who had to no choice but to see to his lord's needs.
-Dropping into his favorite chair Manca Amaru pointed at Baldra-Tutu. "Bring me wine", he snarled, "and not that cheap Spanish one we keep for guests, but a proper French one."
-"Yes my lord. Did things go well at the meeting?
-"Are you an utter imbecile Baldra? I'm angry, I'm slamming the door and asking for my best wine! I'm just celebrating being named the new Sapa-Inca. What else could it be?"
-"Congratulations my lord", Baldra-Tutu said. "You'll be moving out then?"
-Eyeing Baldra-Tutu with an expression like someone who has just stepped in cowdung without wearing shoes, Manca Amaru asked, with a slightly puzzled, slightly amused voice, "Well, the concept of sarcasm seems to be completely lost on you. At times I'm not even sure if you are human at all".
-"To be fair my lord, I'm not always sure either. My mother as you know, are..."
-Manca Amaru quickly interrupted, "yes, well, we don't need your family history right now. I'm sure it's interesting, but I don't want to hear about how your mother ended up in the London Zoo right now. Those utter morons at the palace has formed a new military unit. The Bahr'Thotasas!" The last part said with a sneer.
-"Why are they called the bad tomatoes my lord?"
-"The Bahr'Thotasas, Baldru, not the bad tomatoes". Manca Amaru sighed. "It means Men-Who-Fight-Very-Well-In-Mountains in ancient Inca. What kind of ridiculous name is that anyway?"
-"I like it my lord. Very catchy, the bad tomatoes".
Sending another look of resignation at Baldru-Tutu, lord Amaru continued, "I think you've eaten too many bad tomatoes Baldru. And to top it off the named that ridiculous peacock, Lord Flashinca, as its commander. It is not fair. When am I going to get the recognition I so clearly deserve? Naming that foppy womanizer commander is outrageous".
-"Maybe you need to be more evil my lord?"
-"What?"
-"Yes, well, if you were more evil, then people wouldn't like you and then they would put you in the army to brutally slaughtered", Baldru explained.
-"Yes, well, with minor modifications that might work.... but I will need a more sinister name..." Manca Amaru got an evil glint in his eyes.
"From now on I shall be known as... The Black Llama!... No, wait.... The Black parrot!"
-"Begging you pardon my lord, but wouldn't something like the black tarantula sound better?," Baldru asked in a bored voice.
-"No, wait! I got it! From this day forth I shall be known as the Black Tarantula". Cackling with glee he fixed Baldru-Tutu a look of utter contempt and smacked him on the head. "What a fantastic idea I had!"
And thus it happened that a new royal house was born in the nation of the Inca and all the world should shake with fear.
-Dropping into his favorite chair Manca Amaru pointed at Baldra-Tutu. "Bring me wine", he snarled, "and not that cheap Spanish one we keep for guests, but a proper French one."
-"Yes my lord. Did things go well at the meeting?
-"Are you an utter imbecile Baldra? I'm angry, I'm slamming the door and asking for my best wine! I'm just celebrating being named the new Sapa-Inca. What else could it be?"
-"Congratulations my lord", Baldra-Tutu said. "You'll be moving out then?"
-Eyeing Baldra-Tutu with an expression like someone who has just stepped in cowdung without wearing shoes, Manca Amaru asked, with a slightly puzzled, slightly amused voice, "Well, the concept of sarcasm seems to be completely lost on you. At times I'm not even sure if you are human at all".
-"To be fair my lord, I'm not always sure either. My mother as you know, are..."
-Manca Amaru quickly interrupted, "yes, well, we don't need your family history right now. I'm sure it's interesting, but I don't want to hear about how your mother ended up in the London Zoo right now. Those utter morons at the palace has formed a new military unit. The Bahr'Thotasas!" The last part said with a sneer.
-"Why are they called the bad tomatoes my lord?"
-"The Bahr'Thotasas, Baldru, not the bad tomatoes". Manca Amaru sighed. "It means Men-Who-Fight-Very-Well-In-Mountains in ancient Inca. What kind of ridiculous name is that anyway?"
-"I like it my lord. Very catchy, the bad tomatoes".
Sending another look of resignation at Baldru-Tutu, lord Amaru continued, "I think you've eaten too many bad tomatoes Baldru. And to top it off the named that ridiculous peacock, Lord Flashinca, as its commander. It is not fair. When am I going to get the recognition I so clearly deserve? Naming that foppy womanizer commander is outrageous".
-"Maybe you need to be more evil my lord?"
-"What?"
-"Yes, well, if you were more evil, then people wouldn't like you and then they would put you in the army to brutally slaughtered", Baldru explained.
-"Yes, well, with minor modifications that might work.... but I will need a more sinister name..." Manca Amaru got an evil glint in his eyes.
"From now on I shall be known as... The Black Llama!... No, wait.... The Black parrot!"
-"Begging you pardon my lord, but wouldn't something like the black tarantula sound better?," Baldru asked in a bored voice.
-"No, wait! I got it! From this day forth I shall be known as the Black Tarantula". Cackling with glee he fixed Baldru-Tutu a look of utter contempt and smacked him on the head. "What a fantastic idea I had!"
And thus it happened that a new royal house was born in the nation of the Inca and all the world should shake with fear.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
OOC: Black Tarantula is priceless 
If anyone attempts an invasion of China by inspiring revolts inside the Empire *looks at silver and associates* I swear by Twix Candy Bar that I will purge your nations from the earth.
If anyone attempts an invasion of China by inspiring revolts inside the Empire *looks at silver and associates* I swear by Twix Candy Bar that I will purge your nations from the earth.
conehead234
Braves on the Warpath
The regenade silk road traders declares it independance from China!
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