NES2 V - The Great Game.

[Thlayli]

From: Persia
To: FK

The terms regarding the limited transfer of territory in Kalat were a bit unclear. When you that said you would "invest" the amount of money we discussed, would you be giving it to our government, or directly spending it on the Persian economy?

We await your clarification.

Regards,

Ibrahim Al-Takriti, Minister of Finance, The Islamic Council

Signed by Shah Ardashir IV

 

[Grandmaster]

OOC: Andis, I'm basically referring to those parts of OTL modern Hungary which are under your control, and also modern Slovakia (which historically belonged to the Hungarian kingdom).

 

[Insane_Panda]

Diplomatic Statement Concerning the Merina Rebels
Issued by His Majesty Ferdinand-Philippe, Empereur des Française

Rebels in the French colony of Madagascar will not be tolerated, and will not survive. Those who lay down their arms will not be harmed, yet those who continue their fight will be slaughtered ruthlessly. We ask that the Madagascaran people consider this, and end the support of a false ruler.

 

[MjM]

To Incans
From Portugal

We would like an aliiance, to make sure we dont make you advanced, then get attacked.

 

[Stormbringer]

Portugal/Inca War
The Government of the FK is most pleased to see that Portugal has returned to the diplomatic means of solving the crisis that has arisen. We will continue to monitor the situation to ensure a fair transition to peace.

Hungary
The FK congratulates Hungary on becoming an independant nation and thanks the government of the Ottoman Empire for realizing that a struggle to keep subjugating Hungary would be in vain.

Persia
The three eco that we would send would be invested at your government's disgretion, but it will have to be invested into rebuilding or economy. We would not feel comfortable helping you build up your army with the money sent for reconstruction.

 

[ThomAnder]

Das, can you let me know what my project does (privately of course)

 

[Lord_Iggy]

The FK congratulates Hungary on becoming an independant nation and thanks the government of the Ottoman Empire for realizing that a struggle to keep subjugating Hungary would be in vain.

We resent that. We could suppress this rebellion and put an end to the people of Hungary, but we won't. It is because of our wish to not shed enemy and friendly blood that we won't fight.

To: Hungary

Very well, 2 it is. You can pay us the third at another time within the next 8 years.

 

[Stormbringer]

Das, I increased my economy last turn but the new stats don't show it. Could you check that?

 

[Thlayli]

To: FK
From: Persia

Excellent, we agree. (Send the map to das, please.)

OOC:

I have lost internet access from my laptop. I fear that the story will have to wait until tomorrow.

Panda, please empty your PM box. As soon as I get my laptop working, I need to send you something.

 

[alex994]

@silver, give them a break. As a rule small minor nations step on the toes of nations they know can't hurt them. And I'm sure the Ottoman Empire can't reach the Incans that well Persia has French and FK backing so the same applies

 

[silver 2039]

Yes well....

@Insane Panda
Answer me you snooty French bastards!!!!

 

[Harleqin]

From: Peru
To: Portugal
Very well then. In the interest of peace we will agree to a 5-year defensive alliance. Should anyone attack you then we will aid you. Will you then agree to paying the 1m nuevo sol and sending technical personel to aid us in bringing our nation forward?

 

[MjM]

To Incan empire
From Portugal

Yes, we agree to this. May the forc-

Have a nice day.

 

[ThomAnder]

OOC: What a pointless war.

 

[silver 2039]

To France
From Karamurad

You are a bunch of cowardly snooty uptight fools who are completly incompotent when it comes to military matters.

The First Rule of French Warfare

1. French armies only win when NOT lead by a Frenchmen.

For your sake I hope your Emperor is'nt French

To Federation
From Karamurad

You are a buch of tea drinking, biscuit eating, umbrealla carrying homosexual schoolboys. And your accents sound like you have a head cold.

To China
From Karamurad

You are a nation of enuchs and effiemates who magically manage to sprout dicks and breed like pigs. Use condums you dirty bastards.

To Ottomans
From Karamurad

You're Sultan is an effitmate bisexual who prefers little boys. I hear that his swimming pool is full of naked boys who bite him all over his body when he swims in it.
I suggest the cure to this deviant behavior would be castration.

To Dalaroussia
From Karamurad

You are a nation of extremely hairy horse raping people. First shave yourselves and your pubic hair as well. Then find some women and leave those poor horses alone. If you don't like women the Ottoman Sultan is happily willing to penetrate you anally.

To Sikhs
From Karamurad

Ah my tratrious scum. Your turbans look like you have balls on your head. Why hide your nataural err...disfigurement. Do the dicks on your head go erect? And your concept of holy underwear is intreasting. Is it holy because you cummed in it? Your kirpans are actually dildos in disguise.
I'm going to go eat a cow now.

To Persia
From Karamurad

It seems that your rulers have a taste for their own testicles. When I captured one of your nobels I planned to castrate him and force feed him his testicles. No force feeding required he happily gulped it down. Intreasting to say the least.....
Also kindly take a bath. The stench of unwashed underwear caused me to swoon.

 

[MjM]

OOC: @ThomAnder Pretty much.

 

[alex994]

The Emperor of China declares that Karamurad is a national enemy and offers the bounty of 1 eco point for his head to be impaled.

 

[silver 2039]

The Emperor of China declares that Karamurad is a national enemy and offers the bounty of 1 eco point for his head to be impaled.

Ah yes the Emperor of China. Stills suffer from intense constipation does he not? I hope that his ailement that he recieved from having intercourse with his mother is cured?

 

[Harleqin]

The Sapa-inca would like to thank the Portuguese for their wisdom in seeing that peace is better than war. To celebrate it we would like to offer you two royal llamas for your private zoo.
If the Federated Kingdoms agree then we would like to sign the peace treaty in Buenos Aires. We will prepare the final document upon recieving the maps.

OOC: Will you fix up a map of those Amazonian lands you are ceding to me? Mainly so das has an idea of where it is (and me as well )

 

[silver 2039]

two royal llamas for your private zoo.

HAH!! Karamurad see's threough you!

The Llamas smell!! Thats why you're giving them away....or no WORSE.
The llamas are actually Incan soldiers in disguise who'll destroy the zoo....
What perfidy is this? The llamas also **** enermous amounts of feces and eat everything and they're posinous and explosive!!!!!
NAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!