NES2 VI - Last Semblance of Order.

[Dachs]

Question @ Swissempire: Why?

This reminds me of the Finnish invasion of Iraq in Sheep's Cold War NES....and our subsequent withdrawal. (Picture Panda and Josef_Stalinator both saying "YOU MORON!" at the same time after I write a news article about it.)

 

[conehead234]

Wow Ireland, that made me laugh

 

[Swissempire]

The why is that we made an allaince with France and will uphold that allaince, even if it means attacking.... the Afgani People. And we need war to make our economy run. See my story on the Industrial Militarism Theory. The Afgan people proved to be the only option, and a nice large strip of the Makran will be nice for our dreams of empire. We have taken strategic pains to NOT interfer with The French or Ottoman Interests and recognize their claims to the land. I have also planned out supplies. And you thought Ireland was worthless.

I don't know why you are so suprised. If anyone ACTUALLY reads my stories, they will see i announced the invasion in the State of the Kingdom speech, and that I declared war on the Afgans like a week ago!

EDIT: LOOK AT MY POST COUNT, cool huh

 

[North King]

Your stories' green text kills mine eyes.

 

[alex994]

The Qing Chinese Empire states that is in no way opposed to an Ottoman or French Invasion of Afghan Territory or annexation by the Ottomans or the French. But the Qing Empire demands that Ireland not be allowed to annex lands or the Imperial Chinese Fleet will engage the Irish Fleet in combat!

 

[Swissempire]

Text fixed, and Zhong Gou Empire.....Dui bu qui for whatever i did to you. Peng you forever

 

[tommy_toon]

remember guys, keep the spam down, it's not spamish yet but it will be so please... you know... i really would hate to see this NES get shut down

Your not even in this Nes anymore

And a reply story coming now.

And its Karachi, not Kirachi, stupid Irish!

[I'm Irish so I can say it all I want!]

And this is OOC

 

[Kentharu]

well duh im not in this nes maybe i shoudl put on the lurkers comment thingy again... but that just makes me look like a stalker

 

[Swissempire]

Your not even in this Nes anymore

And a reply story coming now.

And its Karachi, not Kirachi, stupid Irish!

[I'm Irish so I can say it all I want!]

And this is OOC

The invasion was in my orders, but i posted the tactics. Its fine to post a counter story, but for some meaningless coast you have to draw away troops, so the Ottomans and the French and perhaps the Russians can Pwn your hinee

Also notice how i refrained from God-modding at all!

 

[tommy_toon]

Twee-ee-eet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

Almost as if the Earth itself were moving, the mass of soldier lurched forward as one unit, covering 32 paces of solid discipline before halting as if Allah himself commanded it. Marked with the bands of the Shah, there desert fatigues blended almost perfectly with the terrain. From a far, they could barely be seen. Up close, those that saw them drew back in fear. They were a new addition to the fiercest army to come out of West Asia, but they were only the beginning.

The commanding officer paced in front of the brigade, meticulously inspecting each soldier, from the knot of their shoes to the position of their weapon, everything required perfection. They had been trained for nearly a year, isolated in military encampments, training on the deserts and mountains, practicing live weapons on certain subjects.

Their training would so be put to the test, as they had finished their program. In the morning, they would move out, heading for the coastlines. Defenses were in preparation for an invasion by sea. Their objective: to kill every enemy soldier that makes it to shore. Those that get by, well, a life of forced servitude would be the least of their worries. The troops of the Shah were ready, now they only needed another live target.

OOC: All included in orders Plenty of troops right now, may withdraw some though, dunno for sure. Kentharu, stop being hypocritical and spamming the thread with your nonsense

 

[alex994]

OOC: Oh god.. stormy too? *sigh*

 

[tommy_toon]

The invasion was in my orders, but i posted the tactics. Its fine to post a counter story, but for some meaningless coast you have to draw away troops, so the Ottomans and the French and perhaps the Russians can Pwn your hinee

You'll never get rid of the Shi'a rebellion. Imagine what Iraq is falling into, and than go worse, way worse.

 

[Swissempire]

I'm am trying to get rid of no rebellion, and its not anywhere near iraq. Its a stretch of coast with little strategic value except oil, but that does a lot of good now! its only like 700 km of land!

 

[stalin006]

Fix Bayonets!.. the officers screamed as the drums and trumphets continued to play. The year was 1743, and the Recently Created Guard of the Grand Chancellorship recently had its own baptism by fire. They had now defeated most resistance and now were facing the more prepared and trained Venetian forces in Bosnia. It was here that the war would be decided. As the men quickly placed the bayonets on their rifles and prepared to Aim.
These were the men of the 1st Guard Division, and being in such was the most honorable place to be in. They were the one special division that had the honor of carrying the battle standard of the Guard. The standard was black and white, having four eagles surrounding the letters V and D in the center. These letters were white and stood for von Dunkelheit. Losing this standard in battle meant shame for the Division, which would lose the privilege of carring it. Military tradition was then maintained of 'saving the colour!', a tradition that at all costs, in the view of defeat, this battle standard was not to be lost.
Fire!, the officers screamed, the volleys went down upon the advancing venetians. Second line... FIRE!. A second volley struck the enemy again. The officers then took their swords and told the men to fire at will. The artillery now almost drowned the sounds of the drums and trumphets. The venetians that made it to the line were pushed back by a maintained rate of fire and the steel of the swords and bayonets holding the line. Artillery was keeping the largely outnumbered guards alive. The Venetians held the majority in number until smoke rose from another two directions. The Guards 3rd, 4th and 7th divisions pushed together from their left and the 18th and 23rd pushed from the lower right. The Venetians were now not only matched, but encircled. they retreated to hold the last ground.
The Generals then decided that the battle had been won, and it was. Artillery fire was maintained and the venetians had no other opion to that of surrender.

After the battle a battle streamer was designed to fly on the side of the Battle Standard of the Guard. Also a cufftitle 'Geneva' was given to the soldiers that took part in the battle.

A- Battle Standard of the Guard
B- Battle Streamer for Genevan Campaign

 

[alex994]

I'm am trying to get rid of no rebellion, and its not anywhere near iraq. Its a stretch of coast with little strategic value except oil, but that does a lot of good now! its only like 700 km of land!

I will send the Chinese Imperial Fleet if you claim any lands in Afghan Territory! Are you not taking me seriously?

 

[Stormbringer]

Wait, dont drag me into this whole thing, I am not involved in Afghanistan at all.

 

[tommy_toon]

I'm am trying to get rid of no rebellion, and its not anywhere near iraq. Its a stretch of coast with little strategic value except oil, but that does a lot of good now! its only like 700 km of land!

I was using Iraq as an example, pretty much all of my coast, scratch that, all my population and territory, is Shi'a muslim. I will hunt your men down and slaughter them in their sleep to protect Islam. Doubt me not.

Edit: and a correction on your story, Afghans are actually Pashtuns, which are located primarily in OTL Afghanistan. The majority of my populace is Persian

 

[Swissempire]

What was with the laughing face. I don't violate your soverignty. ANd unless you play on allying with the Afghans, why would you do such a thing?

 

[alex994]

What was with the laughing face. I don't violate your soverignty. ANd unless you play on allying with the Afghans, why would you do such a thing?

The Qing Empire will not tolerate Irish possessions in Asia. Anyone else of course is free to take a piece of Afghan lands mischief but not Ireland. Dumb shamrocks...

 

[Swissempire]

I was using Iraq as an example, pretty much all of my coast, scratch that, all my population and territory, is Shi'a muslim. I will hunt your men down and slaughter them in their sleep to protect Islam. Doubt me not.

I don't doubt you at all. I don't threaten Islam. I simply am supporting my ally and supporting the Ottomans, rightful heir to the lands of the Quran. I am simply fighting a battle in a war. Also, are you really sending 32! divisions at me. I am honored! You would send 320,000 soldier to their deaths. Thats gott be like a large portion of your male population.