NES2 VIb - Return of the Chaos.
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JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
Once upon a time, in a small village in Germany lived a peaceful, but unique family. Now, this villiage itself was unique, as the villaige of NESSEN had long been somewhat independent of the various affairs of germany, prefering to keep to itself with minor outside interference.
Regardless, in this villiage lived a family with two boys, Julien and Mishka. Now the two had always had their quarrels, but for the most part they lived peacefully together, recognizing the blood they shared. That was, until one fateful day...
That was the day the villiage elders, Däs, Wärman, and Jasön called an emergency meeting of all NESers. The greatest NESer, Teddy Savag, had just been slain in glorious battle, and in his will left his vast fortune to Julien and Mishka. The will stipulated that upon reaching 18, his fortune would be split in half and distributed to the two boys. However, in the event of one's death, the entire fortune would go to the remaining boy.
This, of course, got Mishka and Julien thinking. Throughout the rest of the day the two never stopped plotting, formulating complex plans to destroy the other, regardless of what the other NESers thought. Their tactics quickly escalated from forced "accidents" to outright assasination, and eventually the villiage elder Däs was forced to intervene.
Admiring the boys' spirit, but hoping to avoid bloodshed, Däs laid out a challenge for the two boys. Whoever could win the heart of the sole single lady of the villiage, Cüïvïënën, would be sole heir to the Savag fortune. This, however, put the contest in the advantage of Julien, as Julien's good friend, Herr Wällace (symphony), was the father of the young bachelorette.
What many in the villiage did not know, however, was that any attempt on Julien's part would be shallow, as he secretly and homosexually lusted for his neighbor, who simply bore the nickname "conehead" after the terrible birth defect he suffered as a small child, making his head cone shaped.
And so the contest got under way, and almost right away Julien seemed to have the advantage. Attracted by his fashion sense and feminine mannerisms, and heavily pressured by her father, Cuivienen (i'm tired of umlats) nearly decided to choose Julien as her husband.
However, one night, gathering a group of his friends, Mishka approached Cuivienen's house, determined to win her over once and for all. By pure coincidence, this was the same day that Julien gathered his posse and headed to the house, only to find his estranged brother already arrived.
"Good evening gentlemen, Mishka. You have no chance to survive make your time. That fortune is as good as mine!"
"Ha! With you? Don't think I haven't noticed over the years, Julien, don't think I didn't notice how you admired Conehead as he mopped the poop deck of our yacht."
"Lies! LIES! Don't listen to him! I'm just impeccibly Affeminate!"
"Hardly, I beleive these photo-"
Suddenly, from underneath his coat, Julien's friend and ally drew his pistol, and fire a shot square into the chest of Mishka. Before Mishka even fell to the ground, the former ally had his pistol focused upon the side of Julien's head.
"Van Dunkelheit... why?"
"Heh, silly Julien, I really thought you would have noticed. You were so blinded by your own ambitions you failed to realize that Däs said WHOEVER took cuivienen would have the Savag fortune, not just you two. And now my time has come, prepare to die, old friend."
But as Stalin was about to pull the trigger, from behind Julien's still loyal comrade Äzale jabbed Stalin through the neck with his cross, as julien batted away the rifle and proceded to stamp Stalin underneath his boot.
"And that will teach any who decide to betray me!" Exclaimed Julien, moving toward his prize, "and now the Savag fortune is mine..."
"Not... yet," muttered Mishka, emerging from the ground, gathering his posse all around him, "You still have to deal with your dear old brother. But let us settle this like men, mano a mano. No more vassals to do your fighting for you".
And so Mishka and Julien stepped forward, their eyes meeting as they soon came face to face, close enough to see the other's beads of sweat sliding to the ground.
Finally, Julien raised his open palm, and let unto Mishka a great slap upon his cheek. Staggering backwards, Mishka snickered, but only for a moment, as at that time his former friend Daschmpg, weilding a wine bottle, smashed it upon his head. Julien's other friends; Herr Wällace, Äzale, Härlequin, Conehead, and Sïlver soon joined in, wailing upon Mishka with an assortment of stereotypically charged weapons and ordinances.
Finally, Julien was victorious, and, despite the underhanded consequences, moved to take his prize.
However, as soon as he began to step forward, a great rumbling shook the building. From Stälin's body a magnificent glow glew, and soon Stalin emerged from his former deceased state in full nazi attire, with a bloodthirsty look in his eyes.
"Hello again, Julien. I met an interesting man after I died, I beleive you know him as satan. Regardless, he offered me unparalleled power and the opportunity to seek revenge. So, goodbye Julien, I shall enjoy spending your entire fortune!"
And so Stalin proceded to carve Julien up with a four bladed sword in the shape of a swastika, rending him limb from limb and scattering what remained of him all over his former allies, who he then began to ritualistically slaughter in a fashion too gruesome to adhere to forum rules. Once all this was complete, Stalin then took the few remains and feasted upon them with bare hands and teeth, crushing the still beating hearts in his hands and licking up the blood which escaped.
The moral of the story my children? Don't F**K with anyone with Stalin in their name
Regardless, in this villiage lived a family with two boys, Julien and Mishka. Now the two had always had their quarrels, but for the most part they lived peacefully together, recognizing the blood they shared. That was, until one fateful day...
That was the day the villiage elders, Däs, Wärman, and Jasön called an emergency meeting of all NESers. The greatest NESer, Teddy Savag, had just been slain in glorious battle, and in his will left his vast fortune to Julien and Mishka. The will stipulated that upon reaching 18, his fortune would be split in half and distributed to the two boys. However, in the event of one's death, the entire fortune would go to the remaining boy.
This, of course, got Mishka and Julien thinking. Throughout the rest of the day the two never stopped plotting, formulating complex plans to destroy the other, regardless of what the other NESers thought. Their tactics quickly escalated from forced "accidents" to outright assasination, and eventually the villiage elder Däs was forced to intervene.
Admiring the boys' spirit, but hoping to avoid bloodshed, Däs laid out a challenge for the two boys. Whoever could win the heart of the sole single lady of the villiage, Cüïvïënën, would be sole heir to the Savag fortune. This, however, put the contest in the advantage of Julien, as Julien's good friend, Herr Wällace (symphony), was the father of the young bachelorette.
What many in the villiage did not know, however, was that any attempt on Julien's part would be shallow, as he secretly and homosexually lusted for his neighbor, who simply bore the nickname "conehead" after the terrible birth defect he suffered as a small child, making his head cone shaped.
And so the contest got under way, and almost right away Julien seemed to have the advantage. Attracted by his fashion sense and feminine mannerisms, and heavily pressured by her father, Cuivienen (i'm tired of umlats) nearly decided to choose Julien as her husband.
However, one night, gathering a group of his friends, Mishka approached Cuivienen's house, determined to win her over once and for all. By pure coincidence, this was the same day that Julien gathered his posse and headed to the house, only to find his estranged brother already arrived.
"Good evening gentlemen, Mishka. You have no chance to survive make your time. That fortune is as good as mine!"
"Ha! With you? Don't think I haven't noticed over the years, Julien, don't think I didn't notice how you admired Conehead as he mopped the poop deck of our yacht."
"Lies! LIES! Don't listen to him! I'm just impeccibly Affeminate!"
"Hardly, I beleive these photo-"
Suddenly, from underneath his coat, Julien's friend and ally drew his pistol, and fire a shot square into the chest of Mishka. Before Mishka even fell to the ground, the former ally had his pistol focused upon the side of Julien's head.
"Van Dunkelheit... why?"
"Heh, silly Julien, I really thought you would have noticed. You were so blinded by your own ambitions you failed to realize that Däs said WHOEVER took cuivienen would have the Savag fortune, not just you two. And now my time has come, prepare to die, old friend."
But as Stalin was about to pull the trigger, from behind Julien's still loyal comrade Äzale jabbed Stalin through the neck with his cross, as julien batted away the rifle and proceded to stamp Stalin underneath his boot.
"And that will teach any who decide to betray me!" Exclaimed Julien, moving toward his prize, "and now the Savag fortune is mine..."
"Not... yet," muttered Mishka, emerging from the ground, gathering his posse all around him, "You still have to deal with your dear old brother. But let us settle this like men, mano a mano. No more vassals to do your fighting for you".
And so Mishka and Julien stepped forward, their eyes meeting as they soon came face to face, close enough to see the other's beads of sweat sliding to the ground.
Finally, Julien raised his open palm, and let unto Mishka a great slap upon his cheek. Staggering backwards, Mishka snickered, but only for a moment, as at that time his former friend Daschmpg, weilding a wine bottle, smashed it upon his head. Julien's other friends; Herr Wällace, Äzale, Härlequin, Conehead, and Sïlver soon joined in, wailing upon Mishka with an assortment of stereotypically charged weapons and ordinances.
Finally, Julien was victorious, and, despite the underhanded consequences, moved to take his prize.
However, as soon as he began to step forward, a great rumbling shook the building. From Stälin's body a magnificent glow glew, and soon Stalin emerged from his former deceased state in full nazi attire, with a bloodthirsty look in his eyes.
"Hello again, Julien. I met an interesting man after I died, I beleive you know him as satan. Regardless, he offered me unparalleled power and the opportunity to seek revenge. So, goodbye Julien, I shall enjoy spending your entire fortune!"
And so Stalin proceded to carve Julien up with a four bladed sword in the shape of a swastika, rending him limb from limb and scattering what remained of him all over his former allies, who he then began to ritualistically slaughter in a fashion too gruesome to adhere to forum rules. Once all this was complete, Stalin then took the few remains and feasted upon them with bare hands and teeth, crushing the still beating hearts in his hands and licking up the blood which escaped.
The moral of the story my children? Don't F**K with anyone with Stalin in their name
jalapeno_dude
AKA Panda Judo Eel
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Insane_Panda
Deity
Wow. That is hilarious. Genius, pure genius.
Disenfrancised
Beep Beep
Umm mine might come like 20 minutes after the deadline - really sorry, was to busy working on me own NES 
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das
Regeneration In Process
The deadline is here. There might be a delay, so send orders if you haven't yet as fast as possible; then again, I cannot promise you that they will be counted...
Disenfrancised
Beep Beep
orders sent! If you don't accept them...considering how long we have waited for silver on some occasions...well grr
Harleqin
Hippo Power
Goody, deadline 
Now I'm just hoping for Panda's Nes to get an update before I leave in.. *checks watch* 37 hours.
Speaking of Silver... not to criticise, but silver... why are your orders almost always late? I simply don't get it even with the so-called dodgy power where you live. Why not start them well in advance, give them the necessary touchups during the week and then send?
Now I'm just hoping for Panda's Nes to get an update before I leave in.. *checks watch* 37 hours.Speaking of Silver... not to criticise, but silver... why are your orders almost always late? I simply don't get it even with the so-called dodgy power where you live. Why not start them well in advance, give them the necessary touchups during the week and then send?
tommy_toon
Emperor
das, in the orders I just sent, can you rename Southern Alliance to United States of Indochina . . . unless I come up with a better name.
Disenfrancised said:
I kind of agree, but then again if das starts accepting everyones orders after the deadline, whats the point of having one?
I am a huge procrastinator, but I know das' deadlines are hardset so I did them a whole day before they were due. Thats good by my standards
Insane_Panda
Deity
I declared it in my Orders the Provinces Unie de l'Asie Sud-Est (United Provinces of South East Asia) (PUASE).
It fits with the american name well.
Symphony D.
Deity
OOC: Did make a mistake in my orders das, since Education is already at Academic, it should bump up to Enlightenment, not Perfect to Academic. Wasn't paying close enough attention. Probably noticed it anyway, but just wanted to make sure.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
stalin006 said:
Yeah, but you lost your soul to satan :-/
but thats for episode 2
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
How much of the update is done if any?
Insane_Panda
Deity
I must apologise for reneging on my promise for a more serious story after that recent one. (Give me a break, I already wrote three )
However, I look forward to the update.
)However, I look forward to the update.
das
Regeneration In Process
Only the spotlight left to do.
EDIT: Really, not much is happening yet. This is more of a build-up time. Though its a build-up for great events and very graphically bloody disasters.
EDIT: Really, not much is happening yet. This is more of a build-up time. Though its a build-up for great events and very graphically bloody disasters.
Insane_Panda
Deity
And he who makes nearly double the next power is in the best position to build up
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
Well thats good for some of us I guess.
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