Cunobelin Of Hippo
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The following news item has been approved for publication by the AZC, ZA, and Peacekeeping Forces of Zulu War Fame:
"Cease-Fire Signed!"
After a long, tedious 24 hours of edgy negotiations, leaders of the Anti-Zulu Cult and Zulu ALliance emerged from the Palace in Zimbabwe. Peace in the world? Not quite, however a cease fire was signed by all parties, AZC President vladmir_illych_lenin, ZA Leader Leowind, and Peacekeeping Forces Representitive BlueMonday. Therefore, authorized hostilities between Zulu and Anti-Zulu forces shall now halt. Troops have been moved out of the green fields of the Zulu Empire as a sign of trust and goodwill. Cunobelin Of Hippo was on hand to specify the rules of the deal. "Well yes," he managed between shoving a 20' hoagie down his throat," this means that I can't attack those punks anymore, and, for a few days at least, I can't say stuff like 'Outhouse', 'Donkey', or 'Sneak Attack', you know? Just until the fuzzy good feeling wears off and we get back to dissing each other. But yeah, no more weapons." "A great day indeed," declared Leowind, "We've promised to return all Zulu outhouses to Zulu territory, and we have to go back to using leaves, but the spirit of peace the Shaka has been yearning for is beginning to come to fruition." Henceforth, all papers detailing activities of the three camps during the war shall be archived away, to prevent damaging of the legacy. The news was well recieved by the civing community worldwide, generally pleased that the ongoing conflict would take a seat on the backburner.
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"Cease-Fire Signed!"
After a long, tedious 24 hours of edgy negotiations, leaders of the Anti-Zulu Cult and Zulu ALliance emerged from the Palace in Zimbabwe. Peace in the world? Not quite, however a cease fire was signed by all parties, AZC President vladmir_illych_lenin, ZA Leader Leowind, and Peacekeeping Forces Representitive BlueMonday. Therefore, authorized hostilities between Zulu and Anti-Zulu forces shall now halt. Troops have been moved out of the green fields of the Zulu Empire as a sign of trust and goodwill. Cunobelin Of Hippo was on hand to specify the rules of the deal. "Well yes," he managed between shoving a 20' hoagie down his throat," this means that I can't attack those punks anymore, and, for a few days at least, I can't say stuff like 'Outhouse', 'Donkey', or 'Sneak Attack', you know? Just until the fuzzy good feeling wears off and we get back to dissing each other. But yeah, no more weapons." "A great day indeed," declared Leowind, "We've promised to return all Zulu outhouses to Zulu territory, and we have to go back to using leaves, but the spirit of peace the Shaka has been yearning for is beginning to come to fruition." Henceforth, all papers detailing activities of the three camps during the war shall be archived away, to prevent damaging of the legacy. The news was well recieved by the civing community worldwide, generally pleased that the ongoing conflict would take a seat on the backburner.
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<FONT size="1">Copyright 2001, Congo Publications. All rights reserved.</FONT s>
