Ninjas vs. Pirates

[dannyshenanigan]

Do Ninjas have a trilogy? I think not!

You fail my friend!

 

[aronnax]

Still 2 out of 3...

 

[Phlegmak]

Pirates and ninjas are lame.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Modern Pirate:



Modern Ninja:

 

[lovett]

Ninjas can very easily deflect the crude pellets of the 18th century with their kitana's or catch them with their hands or teeth.

Pirates have cannons.

 

[Ecofarm]

Do the other such threads end with pirates pwning so completely? Does it often take more than 2 pages?

1 point for american ninja 4, of course.

 

[kill fire]

Do Ninjas have cool songs? I think not!

I would have to disargree. Have you heard ninja music before?

Pirates have cannons.

Well thats an awful lot of good when theres a katana going through your skull.

And Bigfoot for all you know that kid is a ninja. Didn't you read my post about people in your life being ninjas? Thats actually been scientificly proven.

 

[Annex]

Im about a quarter English, so I voted for Pirates. Yes, if I was Asian, I would have voted for Ninjas.

 

[Eukaryote]

I'm a hippie-ninja for life!

 

[alcal]

Ninjas are better, no doubt.

 

[El_Machinae]

This has been so done.

This kind of thread has been waaaaaay overdone.............but I still voted!

Can you find a recent one on CFC Off Topic?

 

[alcal]

Do Ninjas have cool songs? I think not!

But they have cool cartoons

Can Ninjas be drunk and still be effective? I think not!

Pirates aren't effective when drunk. It's only a myth.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Pirates have ships. I like ships.

Ninjas have ships, too, you know. Quite appropriately, you can't see them.

 

[choxorn]

Do Ninjas have a trilogy? I think not!

See: American Ninja 4.

Do Ninjas have cool songs? I think not!

Dude, kill fire is totally right here, Ninja songs are awesome.

Can Ninjas be drunk and still be effective? I think not!

Neither can Pirates.

Yes, the pirates have guns, but the ninja don't just take them head on, they sneak up and kill them when the pirates have drunk too much and are out cold.

And you've never heard of Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles, have you? That would be stupid!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I think ninjas are punk . .. .. .. .. .es for sneaking up on people. Pirates will take you on face to face, mano e mano.

 

[CCRunner]

Can you find a recent one on CFC Off Topic?

Ninjas

Not exactly OT, but it's close...

 

[Annex]

I think ninjas are punk . .. .. .. .. .es for sneaking up on people. Pirates will take you on face to face, mano e mano.

S'right. None of that tip toeing business. Pirates are the Rambos of the seventeenth century.

 

[lovett]

Well thats an awful lot of good when theres a katana going through your skull.

Try saying that the next time you try to catch a cannonball with your teeth.

 

[Quiet Sound]

Pirates are spontaneous. They swing from ropes, smash bottles to cut with, and flip over tables. Pirates are laden with weapons. Black Bart carried four pistols. Blackbeard carried six, plus two swords and many knives. When they lose a hand they replace it with a weapon. Pirates cheat. You’re just as likely to have a bottle smashed over your head as you are to have a monkey open a hatch at your feet.

Argument: Ninjas win because of stealth

Rebuttal: Like pirates care about sneaks. Considering that theyre perpetually drunk theyre used to having things come at them unaware. Most of the time when pirates are fighting theyre also drunk, and that means they get attacked by all sorts of things they never see coming and they still win. The Tough as Ten rebuttal argues that one pirate has more brute strength than ten ordinary men or six loggers and therefore stealth is nullified. Essentially, if a ninja were to leap out at a pirate and run him through the pirate would only get angry, not dead. Faced with an angry, and not dead, pirate the ninja would have lost the edge that stealth would have theoretically given him.

Wish I could find the source of those again.

 

[Dachs]

Not exactly OT, but it's close...

Haha, they tied in that poll, and we won in this poll, so pirates win overall...