Northern Colorado wants to secede, form new state

[madviking]

lake champlain?

 

[Cutlass]

Yeah, it's a lake.

 

[.Shane.]

That's a weird way to represent it on that map.... but thanks for the clarification.

 

[Cutlass]

The only difference between that and the Great Lakes is a different shade of blue It's the same shade of blue as the Great Salt Lake, for whatever reason they made that difference.

 

[Traitorfish]

Presumably it's because the Great Lakes are full of the ghosts of French fur-trappers, whose moroseness towards their aquatic purgatory give the water a deeper tinge than usual.

 

[Perfection]

Presumably it's because the Great Lakes are full of the ghosts of French fur-trappers, whose moroseness towards their aquatic purgatory give the water a deeper tinge than usual.

Lake Champlain isn't exactly devoid of French Canadian history, it being partially in Quebec and all...

 

[Traitorfish]

Yes, but it's full of the ghosts of French fishermen, who have taken to their fate with good-natured relief.


Essentially, you can categorise most major bodies of water in the continental United States by what kind of dead Frenchmen live in it.

 

[Cutlass]

But there shouldn't be that many dead French fishermen in the Great Salt Lake.

 

[bhsup]

Well farking great. Thanks Traitorfish, now I have to find another dumping ground...

 

[Formaldehyde]

Whoever made that map certainly had a thing for large bodies of water.

 

[dutchfire]

Yes, but it's full of the ghosts of French fishermen, who have taken to their fate with good-natured relief.


Essentially, you can categorise most major bodies of water in the continental United States by what kind of dead Frenchmen live in it.

Michelle Bachmann's brain?

 

[Traitorfish]

Ghost of Philippe Pétain. Duh.