Mad Man
Your lord and master
Wishing to unite with our Caucasus brothers, we formally declare our territorial claims as such:
Furthermore, since the bombing is still going on at such an insufferable rate, I'm declaring that Joecoolyo is committing warcrimes and genocide on my people. Therefore, I plead to all nations, no matter which alliance bloc they are in to help our poor threatened people!
don't worry Virote, my people are sending you some of these