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okay so a roleblocker claimed in private and said he did not roleblock me the one night, so maybe I got bussdrived to or jailkeeped that night.
He did say he roleblocked MartinLuther last night, so now we don't even have the weird motivation of someone roleblocking martinluther and me night 3 (After dreadnought lynch, which I believe definitively shows my townieness).
so that's good news to start. Note that doesn't make roleblocker town, but it does clear up some confusion (or if someone is the roleblocker and did not PM me, then we have 2 people claiming roleblocker....).
MartinLuther was standing on a soapbox giving morally uplifting speeches to the town. However, Turquoiside didn't think these speeches were motivational at all.
"Those aren't motivational speeches!" shouted Turquoiside "My dead grandomother can do better motivation speeches than that! For that alone you should die!!!"
"Killing me is not a good idea," said MartinLuther "I'm a doublevoter! I send Mafiosos to their deaths quicker!"
"Lol no," said johnhughthom "you do exact the opposite."
"Fine then," said MartinLuther "I'm not a doublevoter. But I do have a dream." MartinLuther pulled a shoutgun out of his coat.
"I HAVE A DREAM!" shouted MartinLuther "That one day the Mafia will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed. And by creed I mean shooting the crap out of every living townie on this planet!" MartinLuther started to shoot his shotgun here, there and everywhere. Townies ran, ducked and did all manners of fearful things. But then, an arrow flew into MartinLuther's head. MartinLuther slowly toppled backwards and then fell over.
"Guns are for wusses." said Turquoiside, as he stood over MartinLuther's dead body holding a bow and arrow, looking incredibly badass.
Spoiler:
MartinLuther was MAFIA!
"And I wasn't even first on the bandwagon..." mumbled Zack, as he drank the beverage of his choice, away from the madness.
As soon as Zack accidentally knocked someone out, he said something so naughty that it was deleted by a moderator instantly.
"That wasn't meant to have happened." said Zack "It must have been that disturbance in the force that I have been sensing." Zack then heard the sound of a lightsaber being activated. Zack activated his purple lightsaber.
"You." said Zack in a sound of mild surprise. They then had a mildly exiting lightsaber battle, which was generally amusing for all who watched. Eventually they walked onto the balcony, which had become a catwalk for some reason.
"It is useless to resist," said the Mafioso "Don't let yourself be destroyed as others did." Zack and the Mafioso continued to fight, until the Mafioso cut off Zack's hand. Zack then screamed and held on to a large pole on the end of the catwalk with his remaining hand.
"There is no escape, don't make me destroy you." continued the Mafioso "Zack, you do not yet realise your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end the Blahristani Mafia and bring order to Blahristan."
"I'll never join you!" shouted Zack.
"If you only knew the power of the Mafia, askthepizzaguy never told you what happened to your father..."
"He told me enough, he told me you killed him!"
"No...I am your father."
"No...NO! That's not true! That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Zack in the way only a Jedi could.
"Zack," said the Mafioso "you can destroy the Blahristaini Mafia, they have foreseen this, it is your destiny. Join me and together, we can rule Blahristan as father and son!"
"Wait a second..." said Zack "Aren't I meant to be Mace Windu? Shouldn't I have been Sith Lightininged to death by now?"
"You're right, I'm terribly sorry." said the Mafioso, as he Sith Lightninged Zack to death. Zack's body started to fall to the ground, however, a Wizard teleported the body back to the hallway where he knocked that guy out using the power of TV Tropes.
Spoiler:
Zack was TOWN!
bonefang was nervous, like he usually was. Being the steward for the king was very nerve racking, especially when his duties prevented him from voting for the lynch. He was incredibly fearful that he was going to be WoGed by the mysterious creature known as Chuck Norris. His King said this was just silly and that there was no such thing as Chuck Norris, but bonefang was still scared.
"Are you sure that this is a good idea, my liege?" said bonefang.
"Of course it is!" said SouthernKing "I wouldn't be King of Southern Blahristan if I didn't know the difference between a good idea and a bad one! It's why I invested a ton of money in Bernad Madof's company!" bonefang sighed. Even though Blahristain had a been a republic for yonks, people kept running around claiming that they were king of southern Blahristan. Usually these people were put in mental asylums, however, SouthernKing was rich. That's why bonefang was working for him. It put food on the table and it wasn't very dangerous. Usually.
"Scotty, beam us up!" shouted SouthernKing into his communicator as they were beamed up into SouthernKing's aeroplane.
"There we are!" said SouthernKing. "We're fine! We're on the aeroplane and everything is brilliant! There is nothing to worry about!"
bonefang crawled out of the sinking aeroplane, as he watched SouthernKing stand over the dead shark.
"There we are!" said SouthernKing "There is no reason to worry! This is why I always bring my Shark Repellent Batspray with me! Why, this is completely barmy! But we are lucky that we were the only survivors on the plane!" And then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked SouthernKing out of existence. bonefang was on the verge of breaking down BEFORE the plane crashed, so it was no surprise that he started to cry.
"Please." he pleaded "Please, don't do this! I can change! I can be active!"
"I'm sorry," said Chuck Norris "But it is too late for that. I will replace you instead. It is less...painful." bonefang braced himself for the worst as Chuck Norris shot thunder into his chest. Then the world changed...
...Optical awoke from what he thought was a dream. He was very confused.
"Why am I crying?" said Optical. "What happened? Why I am so scared? And why do I have a bonefang? Strange."
Spoiler:
SouthernKing was WoGed! He was TOWN!
Optical has replaced bonefang.
BEGIN DAY SIX!
1. Verarde 2. MartinLutherMAFIA Lynched Day Five.
3. choxorn 4. SouthernKingTOWN WoGed Night Five.
5. classical_hero
6. DaveShack 7. JarremaTOWN Lynched Day Four. 8. Mat93TOWN Killed Night Two. 9. ZackTOWN Killed Night Five.
10. JoanK
11. SamSniped 12. Sonereal johnhughthom
13. Kennigit 14. DreadnoughtMAFIA Lynched Day Three.
15. bonefang Optical
16. BSmith1068 17. BhuddafishTOWN Lynched Day Two.
18. Turquoiside
19. dcmort93 20. VisorslashTOWN Lynched Day One.
The reason? I remember that Zack throughout the game had the mindset that Vengeful Lynchee is a scum role. During, iirc, Day 2 I sent a PM to dcmort enquiring about his role. But thanks to the cooperation of Mat93, I already knew he was the Vengeful Lynchee. I just wanted his confirmation and to establish contact with him, and maybe catch him in a lie. I didn't do any of that, because even though almost two weeks later I still have no response! Dc's only vote so far is a random vote thrown at bonefang on DAY ONE! This level of inactivity and non-cooperation, combined being caught red-handed with a Mafia role is either indicative of mafia affiliations... or of a townie we might as well spend a day getting rid of.
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