Picking up the Pieces

“Now release the clutch slowly, while you press the gas pedal with your other foot” the human, named as Geoff said.

The Jeep lurched and the engine died. “Damnit” the driver said, but with a smile the Nalese had taken to several human traditions whole heartedly, cursing for example seemed to thoroughly delight them. The Nalese language was complex and particular but like most anything they attempted, learning the language of the humans who had come under their protection was a simple task for them. They seemed to find the colorful metaphors the humans sometimes used as exclamations highly entertaining and were often heard, around the thriving city that the downed space ship had become, cursing loudly and often incorrectly.

“Gotta give her a little more gas when you’re letting the clutch out,” Geoff said “But you’re getting better at it” the human added quickly.

“I’ve got it this time!” the Nalese pilot, named Tigira replied.

The engine revved the jeep started forward, if a little jerky, and then as Tigira pressed the clutch again worked the lever and revved it once more the power levels evened out and the vehicle moved forward much more smoothly gaining speed.

“I did it!” Tigira said excitedly, and pressed the middle pedal bringing the jeep to a smooth stop.

“Now try it again” Geoff said to the alien beside him, but after these few months Geoff didn’t really think of Tigira, or any of the Nalese, as alien anymore. They had worked so hard side by side to teach each other what they could, and to learn what the others had to teach, that few people were ever surprised or shocked when a team of Nalese hunters would come to camp with a half dozen kangaroo’s draped over their muscled shoulders.

“OK! But I am defiantly getting better at this!” Tigira said to the alien beside her, but after these few months, the Nalese didn’t think of the humans as helpless refugees seeking shelter from their harsh planet any longer. The humans had proven themselves resourceful and exceedingly intelligent on hundreds of occasions. The real shock to the Nalese was the moment when they realized the humans could teach them things as well.

What the Nalese scavengers had taken for a pride of hibernating metallic creatures, the humans had informed them were called ‘Jeeps’ and when the missionaries brought back a human avionics craft they informed them it was called a Jet. While none of the human citizens knew how to fly a jet it seemed that they All knew how to operate the personal transport vehicles, known as Jeeps, and were more than willing to share the secrets of operating them with their Nalese protectors.

That was how they had ended up sitting in the pleasantly vibrating vehicle in the red dust of the northern Australian desert. Geoff was a good teacher and was quite patient with the Nalese female who he was teaching to drive. She would often say things that made him laugh, the analog displays of the Jeep seemed to disturb her at first but she soon understood that the vehicle was build for durability and its ability to cross difficult terrain not style and technology.

She slowly released the clutch and pressed the gas pedal in unison, and this time the Jeep took off smoothly. Soon they were rocketing across the desert with a cloud of dust behind them, Tigira enraptured by the vehicle and Geoff smiling happily at the look of enjoyment and concentration on her face.

Before long she turned the vehicle and headed back towards the city. “It seems you’ve got it” Geoff said to her

“I could never have done it without you” Tigira said softly, he barely heard her over the rush of the wind past the open sides of the Jeep, but he smiled broadly.
 
To: Third French Empire
From: Machu Picchu

We have had a great deal of trouble contacting the Neter base in Giza, we suspect that there may be some foul play involved, if you could help us determine who is responsible and help us get justice and contact with Giza we would be willing to reimburse you in the form of high end Plasma Rifles. Any number of computers you could devote to this task would be helpful.

Alright, that sounds good. Any spefific number or what?

To: Third French Empire
From: Venice

Could you please loan us 8 computers? We won’t use them for anything inappropriate. We do not have a porn problem.

8 Computers? I want to know what you guys are doing before I give you eight computers.

To: Third French Empire
From: Kiev

We wish to maintain peace between our peoples. We do not care what you do, as long as you do it on the other side of Warsaw.

Well, bonjour to you. :rolleyes:

To: Wallonia and French Speaking Switzerland
From: TFE

While you are not traditionally in the realms one would call "France", we still share the same culture and history together. If you wish to join the Third French Empire, just say so. This will be the only time we wil say it, but the offer still stands even if you reject it
 
To: TFE
From: Machu Picchu

However many you can spare to the cause.

To: TFE
From: Venice

Not porn. That's the one thing we can tell you. Not porn. If you do send it we have some identities we've gotten off the internet that we could offer you, how would you guys like trying to pass yourselves off as Canadians? We also have some pills that make your junk bigger.

To: TFE
From: Nameur

We wish to enjoy the protections of the French Empire.

To: TFE
From: Kiev

I apologize, it had been a long day fighting capitalists and when my ministers asked me what seemed important that's what seemed important. After some rest I realize cooperation might be a better strategy for maintaining peace. Perhaps we could assist you on the international stage? Is there anything you need.

To: Lilin
From: Machu Picchu

Thank you, we greatly appreciate this.

To: Lilin
From: Easter Island

Praise the Circle!

To: Lilin
From: Medelin (Governed by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia)

Many are so inclined, they will be there shortly, but they will likely return to Medelin after the procedure.

From: Epsilon Squadron
To: Knights of Mordor

It's more of an attempt to prevent hostile aliens from using the dolphins to reunite the alien horde. If we make a few bucks on the side stealing supplies off of the island who's it hurting? Just hostiles.

-

Freeman, 2 points. Cracked me up.
 
Hey,

To: Princess Boundless The Great of the Lemon Banana Shrimp
From: The Yankee Suns


We would like to offer a deal. The knowledge of how the Hyperspanner works, for you teaching us Heavy Ordinance. We also have a ET Uplink for sale. No Human nation should be without a ET Uplink these days.

To: Rafiki Command Group 3.82
From: The Yankee Suns


We are sorry but sending units is out of the question at this present time. A major crime organization is becoming a thorn in our side. It must be dealt with swiftly.
But we could support your defense by supplying lasers. Of course we would expect payment for the lasers.

To: Machu Picchu
From: The Yankee Suns


We could only offer to help contact Giza. We could put 1 to 3 computers to this mission. How many Plasma rifles are you willing offer?

If we could Guarantee contact, which of course would be extremely expensive, what would you have to offer?


Signed,

"Black Jet" Finnagin, leader of The Yankee Suns
 
To: Yankee Suns
From: Machu Picchu

We could offer you two Plasma Rifles. We can offer you more next turn, but at the moment we only have 2 that we can give you. When you say "Guaranteed" contact, though, I presume that you mean that you will fly one of your Jets personally to Giza and investigate the situation. This will require great reward, if you are so helpful, and the Neter of Machu Picchu would vow to repay it in proportion to this great help.

To: Yankee Suns
From: 3.82

Lasers would be extremely helpful. How many are you willing to part with? I'm willing to offer technology, but that will depend on how much you can help us. We have only 4 troops under our command right now, so we will not need more than 4.
 
To: The Vanguard
From: Rafiki Command Group 3.82

You seem to be having some Research and Development problems. We are well equipped to help you deal with them if you can loan us some ET Uplinks to help us bring a cyberattack against these human Militias.
 
To: The Vanguard
From: Rafiki Command Group 3.82

You seem to be having some Research and Development problems. We are well equipped to help you deal with them if you can loan us some ET Uplinks to help us bring a cyberattack against these human Militias.

Ehhh...which human militia would be this?
 
Some soccer hooligans in the UK. Possibly Sex Pistols fans. Been attacking Wiltshire.

Hooligans! Thats the word I was looking for.

Ah, sounds like some people we know (looks behind shoulders).

Sure.
 
Hey,

To: Rafiki Command Group 3.82
From: The Yankee Suns


The Yankee Suns could supply you with 4 lasers. Being a Command Group I would expect you have all kinds of Tech to deal. We are very interest in the Mind Control Ray since the Battle for Tokyo. Throw in ET Armored Vehicles tech & we have a deal.



Rldr01
 
To: Lilin
From: Medelin (Governed by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia)

We are glad to see liberators in Brazil, of any Race! We are delighted by your genetic techniques. We have heard some strange tales from a group further down our distribution lines and we were wondering if your services were for sale. A rival organization has built up substantial farms in Venezuala’s southern National Parks. If you could help us eliminate these farms, even if you chose to operate them yourselves provided that any business you chose to do with them, well, we would expect you would come see us first about that.

To: Medelin
From: Lilin

We are sorry to have to change the terms of our agreement. We find ourselves unable to do anything this year. However, next, we will be able to bring our entire strength to bear against this people.
 
The Severed Head was fresh. That was a small Blessing, but this was never a pleasant task. Grasping it by the ears, she inserted the electrodes so they would interact with the various decaying sections of the brain.

This was a task she had done often in her years as a member of the Intelligence Section of the Rafiki Horde: Not all agents came back alive, but the information they had gathered was still of paramount importance.

She propped the head up with difficulty against the headrest of the chair, cursing the blast of plasma that had disintegrated the Human’s Body. Walking to the other side of the machine, she sat down, pulling a silver dome, festooned with wires, over her head, and activated the device.

Electricity Crackled through the severed head, then arced to the Lilin. She involuntarily gasped, as broken flashes of memories surged through her mind.

A Dog barking.

A smiling older woman.

A Sneering Boy punching her

A naked woman beneath her, looking up at her lovingly.

A Flash of Green light as Ethereally beautiful figures rappelled over the wall.

Clouds Soaring past, her at the controls of a machine.

Those! The lilin grasped at those memories, letting them flood her mind, until they became hers, entirely. All the experience, all the knowledge were at her grip.

With a smile, she got up, tossed the severed head in the incinerator, and went out to take a look at her new ride.
 
"Greetings Captain Qarinah, this is Wing Commander Tsierik-Lufor Khaz-Dio. We are currently crashed somewhere in the Central Asian region of this planet, and suffering quite badly from the heavy gravity. While we lack the fuel to traverse the planet, we may be able to establish a teleporter network connecting our two downed forces, so that we may pool our resources in order to extract ourselves from this miserable world."


To: Wing Commander Tsierik-Lufor Khaz-Dio.
From: Commander Qarinah

My apologies for the delay in answering this message. It had been received and stored on an Uplink that failed moments after receiving it. While we were able to fix the uplink, much data was scrambled, and we have just managed to decipher this message.

The Lillin would gladly like to help get off this planet, and are willing to devote resources to such. If it were possible to build a teleporter network, that would be ideal.


OOC: sorry it took so long to answer. I was going through the thread looking for your brain spike story (cause SKILORD said that mine was similar... I swear I missed your story when it was posted, :( ) and found this piece of diplo I hadn't answered.
 
Orders will come Friday - I have a morning to burn in a hotel with nothing but a bar and internet!

Oh, and as for where my camp is going to extend out into, it looks something like this :p

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I am back! Wahoo!

What an awesome NES this is. Having so much fun with it!

Lots of diplo/stories to come :D
 
Hey,

To: Rafiki Command Group 3.82
From: The Yankee Suns


The Yankee Suns could supply you with 4 lasers. Being a Command Group I would expect you have all kinds of Tech to deal. We are very interest in the Mind Control Ray since the Battle for Tokyo. Throw in ET Armored Vehicles tech & we have a deal.



Rldr01

To: Yankee Suns
From: 3.82

We will give you ET Armored Vehicles for 3 Lasers. But I would have to see much more support than simply sending arms for me to justify giving you the operating instructions for a Mind Control Ray. Such things could be dangerous in the wrong hands.

-

Nice Savannah.

-

To: Lilin
From: Medelin

I will take the money my rivals make in that time out of your bounty. But we will still accept your help later.
 
Hey,

To: Rafiki Command Group 3.82
From: The Yankee Suns


By wrong hands do you mean Human hands? Here is a new offer 2 lasers for ET Armored Vehicles. I will give you 2 more lasers for the location of 2 Alien targets of interest, unheard from alien crash sites with in 3,000 miles of the destoried Human city of Tokyo, Japan & all information on the Horde race called Succubi including how the Rafiki defeated them.

To: The Serbian Empire
From: The Yankee Suns


We would like to offer you 1 laser for Tank knowledge.


RSb02
 
To: The Yankee Suns
From: 3.82

Of course we don't mean human hands, and I do not mean that I believe you would use this knowledge against us. But by proliferating the knowledge of weapons of this caliber doesn't seem safe to us, say you decide to keep trading this information and it turns on us, or if it was stolen. If Mind Control Ray equipped troops were attacking us, well, who would send reinforcements? This is why I want to prevent proliferation of that particular technology. If we knew that your faction was a truly reliable ally we would reconsider, but words cannot prove this, only actions.

We speak to you in goodwill and we appreciate the assistance you are capable of providing. You have heard, I am sure, from your Korean contacts about the DMZ. From our scans we could tell that this land was very highly protected, we reasoned that either there were resources here of vast value or it was the headquarters of the world military and that we would destroy your capacity to resist. We were disappointed, but it became one of the primary landing zones for the Asian theater of the land invasion. There is still a large group of land troops manning the fortifications there.

Succubi are intelligence officers, the question is not what you can learn about them, but how much time you give them to prepare and learn about you.

Hainan became the secondary landing Zone for the Asian theater, but this was less successful than the DMZ. In fact, the last I heard about Hainan they were being overrun by human armies. There was a large collection of supplies there, if there are any left after the looting.

The air base that we used to attack East Asia was located in the Philippines, we cleared the life off of one of the islands, flattened the whole thing and turned it into a landing zone for quick deployment. It was also.... the site of a camp. I do not know what you know about the camps. It is a somewhat sensitive subject I imagine. We were simply following protocol, trying to begin the assimilation process, we did nothing wrong by abducting those people. Those experiments were all ethical. There should still be a lot of ships there, and whatever else you might find at that sort of place.

To: Yankee Suns
From: Serbia

We have not yet learned how to use tanks I am afraid, we continue to research it.
 
Orders written by the pool by hand this evening so I will be sure to type them up and have them to you tomorrow :)
 
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