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[Chairman Yang]

(apologies to any americans or otherwise generally capitalist-imperialists if offending them or in any way threatening their way of life...please feel free to bomb the $hit out of my entire country for freely harboring such a horrible person like me.)

Some tactical nukes
Or a few ICBMs
That is the question

Range or quantity?
But wait, I could build Nuke Subs
then i reach you too

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

THE CHAIRMAN YANG PAPERS

raijer please bring back
your wonderful post about
our friend Chairman Yang!

an enigma wrapped
in a vodka soaked riddle
Chairman Yang rants on

"Hello, John Ashcroft?
Please send investigators
To watch Chairman Yang!"

a war of haikus
against ranting Chairman Yang
America wins!

in shame Chairman Yang
marches behind chariot:
Victory Parade!

relax Chairman Yang
at least you are not babbling
in off topic threads...

 

[Fr8monkey]

we as Americans
can tollerate Yangs rantings.
It's a free country.

I have no beef with
the views of others like Yang.
I am not biased.

For I have no fear
of life-style offended.
I love all people.

 

[JollyRoger]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
THE CHAIRMAN YANG PAPERS

"Hello, John Ashcroft?
Please send investigators
To watch Chairman Yang!"

Ashcroft says hell no
Yang does not fit the profile
We spy on Sultans

And to keep my post marginally civ-related . . .

Wall Street has a bug
Infogrames shareholders broke
Play the World to blame

 

[Chairman Yang]

Originally posted by Fr8monkey

I have no beef with
the views of others like Yang.
I am not biased.

Would you have some beef
if I conquered your country
or say if I nuked?

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Chairman Yang vs. ALL
most fun since farting bob came
great for a laugh!

[Honestly this dialog with Chairman Yang makes me crack up. Guys, go back and read all of his posts, but this time read with a Swedish accent (or a drunken Russian one, even better) in a flat monotone. Chairman Yang is a genius!]

(puts on serious face) THE CHAIRMAN YANG SAGA

I call John Ashcroft
he reads through all of my posts:
Detained! No counsel!

From my prison cell
I rant about a great threat
Chairman Yang has nukes!

He knows no reason
He hates us for our freedom
Chairman Yang, monster!

The first missile hits
my cell door incinerates
I head for the hills

Centuries pass by
A race of sapient Apes
worship Chairman Yang!

 

[Fr8monkey]

Originally posted by Chairman Yang


Would you have some beef
if I conquered your country
or say if I nuked?

I reach out as one
to befriend a troubled soul.
Get insult and hate.

Your anger is deep.
The hatred is unneeded.
Chill out! It' a game!

Friendship gets results
other than anger and rage.
No like? Get off page.

 

[Bismarck]

Originally posted by Chieftess
The Gamer's Motto
All your base (are) belong to us!
By spear, tank and nuke!

(ok, so I cheated a little, it's 8 syllables, but I had to put that one in there)

English is not Japanese
Counting syllables in haiku
makes no damn sense

 

[JollyRoger]

I'm on the watchlist?
Ashcroft gloats - Why should I care?
Yang's now my ally.

My post count stays low
But combat results are odd
Mods with spears - I'm tanked

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Fr8monkey- 2 posts
till personal avatar
keep cool- enjoy Yang

Bismarck, syllables
make a haiku a haiku
so keep counting them

Chairman Yang- please don't
take Fr8monkey's good advice.
Stay, and keep ranting!

 

[SirJethro]

Civ2 or Civ3....
A black hole of arguments.
Just play the damn games.

Note from Firaxis:
So sorry, we sure messed up.
Please try our product.

Do-da-do-da-do-
Da-do-da-do-da-do-do.....
Waiting for the patch.

 

[Chairman Yang]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash

Chairman Yang is a genius!]

Yes, Indeed I am
Spreading the word of true light;
Communism...or else!

(However, I know not if Sir Sultan is really taking me seriously, or simlpy encouraging me for a laugh.)

(Fr8monkey, listen up
This thread is a hole of spam
and why stop digging)

Are you mocking them
or do you believe in them
the dark bearucrats

Theyre always watching
they want control over us
me and you and them

"terror" a sweet lie
to fill your minds with anger
to let them control you

Must fight the reptiles
and all their horrible lies
unite behind truth

 

[Chairman Yang]

Originally posted by JollyRoger
I'm on the watchlist?
Ashcroft gloats - Why should I care?
Yang's now my ally.

Lets togheter fight
lets use an efficient way;
relentless killing

Surveilance and lists
Theres only one word for this
Fascist police-state

 

[Chairman Yang]

very exciting
waiting for Bargash to post
almost ****ting pants

He is a poet
He writes haikus like expert
I admire him

-------------------------------

My silly Lincoln
No, I wont hurt you at all
just bash your brains in

 

[Chairman Yang]

The silence echoes
Everyone has left me here
with nothing but this

Is thread over now?
No one post here anymore.
I am so depressed

 

[JollyRoger]

My Civ backwards civ
Became war weary commies
Alliance now ends

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

relax Chairman Yang
I am on vacation now
but will write more soon

left to my allies
to defend us from the threat
of Swedish nuke subs

 

[Fr8monkey]

I will post no more
Yangs listings like Hitler speach.
end the thread right now.

 

[Chairman Yang]

fifteen catapults
all of them misses target
its time to disband

 

[Raijer]

Poor poor Chairman Yang
Revolution as a clown suit
Read a book, will ya?

You're a terrorist?
So is your enemy George Bush
Two peas in a pod

Hey, re-examine
Your naive politics, man
Guys like Che would blush

It's lame, Chairman Yang
To spout propaganda
Without all the facts