Fine, fine, whatever.
A bunch of questions about the HRE, in which I have substantial interest in playing and for which I will be making stats:
-Is that capital Würzburg?

...and if not, what the devil is it, Schweinfurt?
-The rulers are of the House of Leiningen, correct?
-When'd they put in the Kiel Canal, and why?
-Would you mind doing a brief recap of the HRE's history (emphasis on political natch) from the divergence? (I know some of the basics, mostly centering on Alexander's war of conquest, and I remember stuff from the two question sessions in the Alternate History threads, but much of the earlier part of the second millennium is still blank.) Sort of like what you did with Azale and Chernigov.
-What's the HRE's political structure, i.e. how decentralized (anything like the old Circles?), is the succession officially hereditary or elective, that sort of thing.
-What cultural minorities exist within the HRE, where, what religions do they follow, and how well have they been assimilated?
-Are there any irredentist claims that the HRE has or particular rivalries with other powers?
-How did the colonization of the Orinoco territory (and Belize, I guess, but that's not as important) happen - how did the HRE acquire it, what are the social strata in the colony, how profitable is it, and how stable is the political situation there (any independence movements or native problems?)?
-What major economic concerns does the HRE have in other countries, what countries, and of what import to the economy?
-What are the status of those Hungarian, Illyrian, and Polish states and their relations to the HRE - puppets or something?
-Why didn't the Swiss ever pop up (or if they did, why were they reabsorbed into the HRE)?
-How well militarized is the HRE (i.e. size of army per capita and how well it has performed in recent years), how modern is their amry, and who controls it within the political structure of the empire?
-How about their navy - has it been fairly well developed and modernized, what is its size, and who has control of the navy?
-Are the colonies and outposts in Africa and South America primarily military outposts for use by the navy, trade posts, or some other form of colony (see the previous discussion on colonies in a certain other thread)?
-What events have happened most recently in the HRE - any political shocks or anarchism or conflicts with other countries?
-Do socialist or communist (or Egalitist

) groups exist within the HRE, and how are they treated by the government and the populace at large?