Lord Draegon said:
Biblical Absurdities
Here is a list of some verses that are completely outrageous. It makes the bible sound like a children's book. Enjoy.
Lev. 11:13 - 11:23 - Reference to Bats as "birds"
The way they group things is different from ours, so what?
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Rev. 12:3, 3, 7, 9, 13, 16, 17, 13:1, 2, 4, 11, 16:13, 20:2, Deut. 8:15 - Reference to Dragons
Dragons would be the name for dinos back then.
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Gen. 1:1 & 1:2 - The Earth is created before its sun
So?
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GE 4:17 - Cain builds and populates a whole city in only two generations.
1, They probably had more kids back then, because they lived longer.
2, It didnt say how big it was.
3, It doesnt have to have a lot of people like today.
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GE 1:12, 16 - Plants began to grow before there was sunlight.
It was only one day that they where with out sun, and it was God creating them not them growing on there own.
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GE 32:24-30 - God takes part in a wrestling match. He wins by injuring Jacob's hip. (This is one of my favorites)
He came in the form of man, and to get out of the grip of Jacob, he injured his hip.
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Luke 4:5 - Jesus sees "all the kingdoms of the worlds" from atop a mountain--something that could only be done, if the Earth was FLAT! It is impossible to see all the kingdoms of the world if it is a sphere.
It would have been in a vision.
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Rev. 7:1 - Reference to "the four corners of the earth". This also suggests that the earth is flat. A sphere has no corners.
Here is a clip from
http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-c015.html
Some Bible critics have claimed that Revelation 7:1 assumes a flat earth since the verse refers to angels standing at the "four corners" of the earth. Actually, the reference is to the cardinal directions: north, south, east, and west. Similar terminology is often used today when we speak of the sun's rising and setting, even though the earth, not the sun, is doing the moving. Bible writers used the "language of appearance," just as people always have. Without it, the intended message would be awkward at best and probably not understood clearly.
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JB 9:6 (KJV) - God shakes the earth out of its place and makes its pillars tremble. Yet another verse implying that the earth was flat.
He was expressing the power of God.
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JS 10:12-14 God obliges Joshua by making the sun and moon stand still (so that he can finish his battle by daylight). Note that this verse implies that the sun revolves around the earth, which was "common knowledge" at that time.
This is what a man saw, he was saying it that way because thats what he thought happened. Some thing happened that caused the sun and moon to look like that.
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Lev. 11:6 - Reference to hares "chewing their cud"
So?
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Lev. 11:21-23 - Insects (locusts, grasshoppers and beetles) called "four-legged"
All fowls that creep, going upon all four
They where speaking of the feet that they use for cralling. Later it adds the legs for jumping:
legs above their feet, to leap with upon the earth
This is where the other legs are added, which look it just happens to make the leg count 6!
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Gen. 1:16 - The Moon is created as a "lesser light"
And it is a lesser light.
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Isa. 13:21 and 34:14 - Reference to Satyrs
Uh..... I think you should read this again....
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Gen. 1:16 - All other stars are created after the earth, its sun and moon, with no mention of any other planets in this solar system
So?
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Num. 22:28-30 - Reference to talking asses (note that this could also be a reference to the Christians themselves)
This was only under the power of God.
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Num. 23:22 & 24:8 and Ps. 92:10 - Reference to Unicorns
How do you know there are none? For all we know this could be speaking of Rhinoceros.
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Special thanks to Ciberpuppi for some of these verses.