thetrooper
Misanthrope
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This is one of my favorite CFC quotes:
PrinceOfLeigh said:
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PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
happy_Alex
Happiness set to 11
"It depends on what your definition of 'is' is"
I love that quote
I love that quote
thetrooper
Misanthrope
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PrinceOfLeigh said:Cheers matey, you prefered that to the "Chuck Norris Don't Drink Diet" quote?
Ah, I thought that one dead and buried. Sorry mate!
As to not spam this thread - this is my favorite historical quote:
"If there is ever another war in Europe, it will come out of some damned silly thing in the Balkans." -Bismarck.
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
I was only joking Troops. Don't worry, it's forgot aboutthetrooper said:
"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Robson - Former Manager of Nottingham Forest F.C
"We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right" Brian Robson - Former Manager of Nottingham Forest F.C
Eukaryote
Deity
Sam from LOTR or some british person-"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit it's tea time already?"
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
Brandine and Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons hugging in a barn.
Brandine: "Cletus I can't do nothing with my Mom watchin' over there."
Cletus: "She's my Mom too Brandine".
Brandine: "Cletus I can't do nothing with my Mom watchin' over there."
Cletus: "She's my Mom too Brandine".
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Perfection said:
And who says rmsharpe isn't of value round here!?I agree. That's a gem.thetrooper said:
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"The Transformers are nothing but a bunch of plastic fairies, whose bits fall off." ~ Rambuchan, just now.
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
Well back in my day they were made from cold hard steel and cost a weeks worth of my Father's wages 
"We cannot assume the injustice of any actions which only create offense, and especially as regardsreligon and moralsTransformers. He who utters or does anything to wound the conscience and moral sense of others, may indeed act immorally; but, so long as he is not guilty of being importunate, he violates no right." - Karl Wilhelm Von Humboldt
"Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth." - George Bernard Shaw
"Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem..." - Baldrick Blackadder
"We cannot assume the injustice of any actions which only create offense, and especially as regards
"Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth." - George Bernard Shaw
"Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem..." - Baldrick Blackadder
Rambuchan
The Funky President
"Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?"PrinceOfLeigh said:
~ Baldrick, in response to Blackadder announcing a cunning plan.
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edit: Here's another corker from Blackadder....
Baldrick:
Would you like some rat au vin to help you think?
Blackadder:
Rat...au vin?
Baldrick:
Yeah, it's rat that's been...
Blackadder:
...run over by a van.
*chortles away to himself*
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
"I bent my Wookiee" - Ralph Wiggum
Swedishguy
Deity
''There is no flying without wings'' - French Proverb
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
I could go for some good hearty quoting of thyself right about now.
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
"There's a more important reason to keep NASA's programs going strong ... to achieve that greatest of discoveries, the thing we as human beings need most: space oil." - Stephen Colbert
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
Don't look at me I didn't say it!Tank_Guy#3 said:We also combined everything (the poor, sick, bedraggled) that left you European countries, plus Asian countries, plus African countries, plus S. American countries. I hate to use this phrase but, when you combine crap with crap, you ain't gonna get gold. We took effectively the lowest of the low from all these continents and smashed them all together. So don't expect it to run like a well oiled machine.
Genocidicbunny
Bug squasher
gotta love the goings on of IRCStrider said:
A few Jack Handey quotations...
"I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him."
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy."
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'"
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
"I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him."
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy."
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'"
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
"Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." - Eric Cartmen
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" - Tony Montana: Scarface
Swedishguy
Deity
''He who goes his own way doesn't need a map.''
