Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]

[aimeeandbeatles]

You might break a fingernail? Or get a sunburn?

 

[MaryKB]

I hate sunburns!

Outside work just doesn't agree with me; I have a serious aversion to sweat and dirt.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I hate sunburns!

Outside work just doesn't agree with me; I have a serious aversion to sweat and dirt.

Good thing I'm not trying to live in your closet. Sweat and dirt are pretty much directly connected to my life every time I step out the door. The dust would still work through the laces of workboots, I think just as much as it does through my tennis shoes. And I need the nimble.

 

[Farm Boy]

It does, yah. All mud here today. Trying to decide if I'm energetic enough to wash the beeswings out of my hair before putting them back in tomorrow.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rave: I posted my second chapter.

 

[Synobun]

Rave: I posted my second chapter.

Wrong thread!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: I blame that on my nerves.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

It does, yah. All mud here today. Trying to decide if I'm energetic enough to wash the beeswings out of my hair before putting them back in tomorrow.

Beeswings? How do you get beeswings in your hair? What happened to the rest of the bees?

 

[Synobun]

Beeswings? How do you get beeswings in your hair? What happened to the rest of the bees?

He eats them like sunflower seeds.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Beeswings? How do you get beeswings in your hair? What happened to the rest of the bees?

You really don't want to know. The Horror. The Horror.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

According to Wikipedia:

Beeswing may refer to:

• Potassium bitartrate, a sediment from winemaking, used in cooking as "cream of tartar"
• Beeswing (horse), a 19th-century champion racehorse from Northern England
• "Beeswing", a song on Richard Thompson's 1994 album Mirror Blue, and the name of his own record label
• Beeswing, Dumfries and Galloway, a small village in south-west Scotland

So either he's putting in weird chemicals, horses, records, or entire villages!

 

[Timsup2nothin]

He eats them like sunflower seeds.

Not unreasonable, but picking the wings off and throwing them in your hair seems a bit odd.

 

[Farm Boy]

The filmy fines from the cob. Stuff gets everywhere. Smells pretty good, tho.

Spoiler :

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Awww, I was hoping you somehow ended up with multiple villages in your hair.

 

[AdamCrock]

That's why you don't wear sandals with socks.

You can usually recognize a Polish guy on vacation by 3 things : sandals, socks and biedronka shopping bag

Spoiler a few examples :

 

[JohannaK]

With only one of those statements or all of them?

All of them, but especially the first.

 

[BenitoChavez]

I really hate
it when
I get
text messages
that are formatted
like
this

Just write a complete thought before you hit send people. It's not that hard.

 

[Synobun]

I really hate
it when
I get
text messages
that are formatted
like
this

Just write a complete thought before you hit send people. It's not that hard.

how about
i do
anyway?

 

[BenitoChavez]

how about
i do
anyway?

Have you really
been even as far
to do more like?

 

[Truthy]

I really hate
it when
I get
text messages
that are formatted
like
this

Just write a complete thought before you hit send people. It's not that hard.

Why don't you try to make me
Protip
You can't