Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: The weather is bad here and the radio is going all hiss and static.

 

[Takhisis]

Same here. Dropping carbs has helped me with weight loss and controlling diabetes.

If that makes me an oppressor, oh well!

Can't be same here. My diet is full-o-carbs rather than dropping carbs.

Life is dangling a carrot in front of my face while at the precipice, promising me that there's land when I can so clearly see the drop.

*hands you a parachute*

*wonders whether to push Synsensa*

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

At least wait for him to put the parachute on.

 

[Takhisis]

Oh.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

...Too late?

 

[Synobun]

It is far too complicated and lengthy to post publicly, especially when I know there are at least half a dozen people on this forum alone who would find joy in dissecting what I say, but the gist of it is that February 2020 has been long recognized as the end of the line lest I make miraculous improvements. Improvements that have been, thus far, entirely out of reach by a humiliating amount despite best efforts.

Except I am expected to reach the miraculous improvement target next month. This is a major blip, and could very well be an isolated event. It likely will be an isolated event. It is well beyond even when my income was supplemented by multiple sources. I don't appreciate that I'm getting a taste of survival a mere two months before the cleaver swings. I had gotten comfortable with the idea that I would get nowhere near the target. Now that I'll hit it and most likely fall short of it immediately after is... agitating.

 

[Takhisis]

Well, just to cheer you up I'll post something that should be a rave, but anyway, I managed to apply for my degree (diploma, swearing, in, all that crap) today, not long before my coursework expires, a mere year and a half after my last exam.

 

[Synobun]

El Presidente requests that you pay a small 1,000 peso fee for printing your sheet of paper. This will go towards his fifth mansion, demonstrating that Argentina's economy is booming.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well, just to cheer you up I'll post something that should be a rave

Have a kitty on a Roomba too.

 

[Takhisis]

El Presidente requests that you pay a small 1,000 peso fee for printing your sheet of paper. This will go towards his fifth mansion, demonstrating that Argentina's economy is booming.

I already paid that.

 

[Synobun]

I already paid that.

Have you paid the fee for paying the fee?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I already paid that.

Then he requests you pay another small fee to confirm that you paid the fee for printing the sheet of paper.

 

[Takhisis]

Yes, yes, yes. There's no more fees!

 

[Synobun]

No more fees?

*places back of hand on Takhisis' forehead*

Are you feeling well?

 

[Takhisis]

Actually, I am. My RL main character has gotten so many debuffs lately that completing this quest is obviously sort of a consolation prize.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Yes, yes, yes. There's no more fees!

There's a fee to confirm that you have no more fees!

 

[The_J]

It is far too complicated and lengthy to post publicly, especially when I know there are at least half a dozen people on this forum alone who would find joy in dissecting what I say, but the gist of it is that February 2020 has been long recognized as the end of the line lest I make miraculous improvements. Improvements that have been, thus far, entirely out of reach by a humiliating amount despite best efforts.

Except I am expected to reach the miraculous improvement target next month. This is a major blip, and could very well be an isolated event. It likely will be an isolated event. It is well beyond even when my income was supplemented by multiple sources. I don't appreciate that I'm getting a taste of survival a mere two months before the cleaver swings. I had gotten comfortable with the idea that I would get nowhere near the target. Now that I'll hit it and most likely fall short of it immediately after is... agitating.

Time for coke and hookers?

And sad to hear .

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Time for coke and hookers?

I think I might get infracted if I post the other half.

 

[Takhisis]

Why? We know William Shattner is hammy, but I think the mods will still allow it.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

You do it then!