Random Rants #88: [incoherent screaming]

[amadeus]

The kind of bidet they’re talking about shoots water at your backside.

I have one. I won’t go into great detail about its use, but as @hobbsyoyo said, it can save on TP.

 

[JohannaK]

I believe that is actually the point of the OG bidet too, but as K has said it's a regular tap rather than a water jet. We have one at home. It is its own thing. Bidet attachments sound more or less practical but also not. Indeed bidets are useful for washing the feet and frontal private parts also.

 

[Synobun]

Yes, the original bidet was/is its own thing in the bathroom. These days, you can buy toilets with bidets built into them or get a bidet attachment for under the seat. I wouldn't use the separate appliance, but it's very convenient as a toilet add-on.

I felt like I was back in the Dark Ages in the hospital. Their toilets are very high up. I have short legs, only about thirty inches or so, and my feet couldn't reach the ground. Not the ideal angle for pooping. So I asked if they had a handheld bidet, no. A squeeze bottle? Also no. How about just an ordinary footstool? No sirree. Eventually I had to use my IV stand's legs as a makeshift stool and that worked, albeit awkwardly.

The kind of bidet they’re talking about shoots water at your backside.

I have one. I won’t go into great detail about its use, but as @hobbsyoyo said, it can save on TP.

You're in Japan, you probably have one that pats you dry afterward.

 

[Synobun]

@Valka D'Ur: Next thread is yours.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

The new thread is up.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: [incoherently screams about my thread ending]

 

[Birdjaguar]

Tough it out Aimee, you will survive....

 

[Birdjaguar]

Oh my!