Random Rants : Bloody hell!

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Smashed my hand today while trying to fix the ceiling vent in our apartment. I know I probably should have called maintenance for it, but it was an easy job so I decided to just do it myself. Well, Murphy's Law decided it wanted to make my day a little more interesting and turned that easy job into a possible fractured hand that hurts like the dickens.

Technically, that's Sod's Law, but still. :)
 
Bought new shoes, but once I tried them on at home I didn't like them any more. It's the same time every time I buy a pair of shoes. Whyyy?
 
Because you make poor life choices and are better off taking homoerotic photos of you riding horses in the Norwegian countryside? :mischief:
 
why do you need to like shoes

for me, at least, so long as they're (depending on season) hot/cool, its all okay
 
I have long, skinny, flat feet, so I don't get to like shoes: rather I get to endure them.
 
Note: never hire Arakhor as a life coach! :lol:
 
why do you need to like shoes

for me, at least, so long as they're (depending on season) hot/cool, its all okay
I'll admit it, I like to like shoes. I don't buy shoes very often so once I make the purchase I'm stuck with them for quite some time.
 
CFC pushes you to unfortunate life decisions, so I'm surprised why you just did that just now.
 
So I believe I noticed why I didn't get the job while discussing it with people at my current job.

Other than the chefs, store owner and one checkout lady at this fish and chip shop, the rest of the checkout staff are very young, looking <18.

They prefer to recruit under 18 year olds as they only have to pay them £3.87 an hour. Min wage discrimination!
 
The <18 year olds also have better teeth.
 
Am I the only one worried bhavv will be going on a killing spree one of these days if we keep pushing the dead tooth issue? Keep waiting on headlines saying something about a dental office blown to pieces in yorkshire. Suspect was seen wearing m&s clothes.
 
Am I the only one worried bhavv will be going on a killing spree one of these days if we keep pushing the dead tooth issue? Keep waiting on headlines saying something about a dental office blown to pieces in yorkshire. Suspect was seen wearing m&s clothes.

:lol: And some snazzy shoes!
 
Am I the only one worried bhavv will be going on a killing spree one of these days if we keep pushing the dead tooth issue? Keep waiting on headlines saying something about a dental office blown to pieces in yorkshire. Suspect was seen wearing m&s clothes.

Indeed. Some are bullying him by now, which is rather appalling.
 
Well at least I think it safe to say the joke has now run it's course and we should all move along to something new.

(I just marked myself as the next target didn't I?)
 
(I just marked myself as the next target didn't I?)

Cut to a video of Snerk running his hands through his hair amidst the wild Norwegian countryside...

Snereal: because you're worth it.
 
Its funny because there is a CFC user called Sonereal and I was here asking to myself 'what the hell does he have to do with this?' :lol:
 
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