It's like demons: if you find out their true name, you gain power over them. I was always worried this would happen to me.
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
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It's like demons: if you find out their true name, you gain power over them. I was always worried this would happen to me.
Shylock
Hey smiling strange
A FRAKKING SKUNK SPRAYED THE PLACE AT 4 IN THE MORNING!
We should exterminate the bastards.
We should exterminate the bastards.
I bought some pizza and stuck it in the fridge, so I could have it after work, and my brother ate it, so now I'm going to have spend a bunch of time making dinner!!
Hey, who a while ago said they sometimes wished they had a sibling? This is a perfect example of a reason you don't want siblings.
salty mud
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That woould be me. And I still wish I had one. It would give an avenue to dispense all of my teenage rage. (I.E smash their face in.)
Thats why you tell them your first name is Elder.
I'm Ward Mission Leader right now, and I don't know the first name of one of our elders. The other I managed to find on facebook, which drives him crazy.
salty mud
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I forgot that I wear contacts, yet again.
I think I've had mine in for almost three months now and haven't taken them out once...until five minutes ago.
I think this week is going to be a glasses week because my eyes are rejecting a fresh pair of contacts. I can't really blame them.
I've got to try to remember to take these darned things out at night, though! I keep thinking I've got perfect vision now and I don't!
I forgot I've had my contacts in maybe twice in the two years I've had them, and even then I've remembered to remove them before I fell asleep or whatever. Have you got the monthly ones? The ones what you can wear for a month without removing? If not, I cannot see how it is possible to forget about them for THREE MONTHS.
Shylock
Hey smiling strange
It's rainy and cloudy so girls are less likely to slut it up at school for Halloween
Mowque
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It's rainy and cloudy so girls are less likely to slut it up at school for Halloween
same here....
I used to kick ass at physics but now I've started to suck. My course grades have been (on a funny scale from 4 to 10) 10, 10, 10, 9, 7. I was planning on getting a 10 from this sixth course but it's gonna be difficult.
carmen510
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Due to our school's constant pandering for political involvement, we have to write about two issues that the candidates have said something on. And I have Financial Regulation as my required assignment...
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I forgot my notebook at home this morning and then had an open notes quiz. I got all of them right but we were supposed to mark the page number we found the info on. I lost six point for that.
Honestly? Why should I be penalized for not needing notes to do a quiz? I don't mind low grades but 24/30 because I couldn't mark page numbers? And why does it even matter what page the notes are on?
Honestly? Why should I be penalized for not needing notes to do a quiz? I don't mind low grades but 24/30 because I couldn't mark page numbers?
And why does it even matter what page the notes are on?silver 2039
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I was pleasuring myself today, and the window was open and I think some people outside saw me. Some girls actually. I saw them looking at my window and I had to pull my pants on in a hurry but I was sitting down so I don't know....this is annoying. Why does this type of thing always happen to me?
salty mud
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You should have shouted after them and asked if they wanted to join in. That would have been even more pleasureable.
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I asked my roommate if he thinks that people can see from the window and he said that if I was sitting down then they probably shouldn't have been able to see. But they were definatley looking in my direction....maybe I'm just paranoid, I've done this loads of time before and no one has ever seen me or said anything so I guess it should be fine.
I grew up in Ohio and my mother's family all live in Delaware. So 2 - 3 times a year, we'd pile in the car and make the 10 hour drive to visit them. This was long before the ingenious invention of DVD players for your kids, so our entertainment usually consisted of road spotting. Probably all of you have done it... doing the alphabet off the license plates of other cars or counting red cars or... well all that jazz.
Anyway, my mom bought me this activity book for road trips. One of the sections was cataloging the different license plates you saw. There was a little box to check and a date to write down each time you saw a different jurisdiction plate (eg: Oh, a Pennsylvania plate on 10/21/96, mark that).
While I'd long since lost the book, I kept this game alive in my head. In 1999 I caught an Alaskan plate while in Georgia (long drive home). In 2002 I caught a Hawaii plate near Cincinnati (WTH?). I finished the US with a Wyoming plate in 2007.
I also kept track of Canadian Provinces. A checked off a number back in Ohio. It took until I moved here to get some of the lesser populated places like Prince Edward Island and the Yukon.
Well today, after I parked, I was walking towards Future Shop and there was a polar bear-shaped license plate. I literally stopped walking. Right there in this parking lot in Ottawa was a little Honda CRV with Nunavut tags. I couldn't believe it. 30,000 people live in Nunavut. There's no roads leading out. And it was right there. I was soooooooooooooo excited, I thought, "FINISHED AFTER 12 YEARS!"
And as I was telling people about that, I remembered that after 1999, there were two polar bear plates. One says Nunavut one says Northwest Territories. I've never seen one from NWT. This disappointment is crushing I am still 1 plate shy of perfection.
Anyway, my mom bought me this activity book for road trips. One of the sections was cataloging the different license plates you saw. There was a little box to check and a date to write down each time you saw a different jurisdiction plate (eg: Oh, a Pennsylvania plate on 10/21/96, mark that).
While I'd long since lost the book, I kept this game alive in my head. In 1999 I caught an Alaskan plate while in Georgia (long drive home). In 2002 I caught a Hawaii plate near Cincinnati (WTH?). I finished the US with a Wyoming plate in 2007.
I also kept track of Canadian Provinces. A checked off a number back in Ohio. It took until I moved here to get some of the lesser populated places like Prince Edward Island and the Yukon.
Well today, after I parked, I was walking towards Future Shop and there was a polar bear-shaped license plate. I literally stopped walking. Right there in this parking lot in Ottawa was a little Honda CRV with Nunavut tags. I couldn't believe it. 30,000 people live in Nunavut. There's no roads leading out. And it was right there. I was soooooooooooooo excited, I thought, "FINISHED AFTER 12 YEARS!"
And as I was telling people about that, I remembered that after 1999, there were two polar bear plates. One says Nunavut one says Northwest Territories. I've never seen one from NWT. This disappointment is crushing
I am still 1 plate shy of perfection.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
For goodness' sake silver, if you're going to, achem, do that in front of an open window, at least wear a top hat while doing it.
Tipping one's hat to a Lady is Good Manners!
Tipping one's hat to a Lady is Good Manners!
Ansar
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SAT is tomorrow.
Four days before the election and my mom still hasn't decided on who to vote for President.
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My mom can't even be bothered to vote. All she had to do was fill out the form for the absentee ballot I gave her and mail it to the embassy. Seriously....
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