The only thing standing between me and having a working mouse again is the impenetrable plastic packaging that they put on the mouse...and I have no scissors!!!!! 
UPDATE: I got the packaging open by ripping it apart with my bare hands, which gave me a nasty little cut. Philip Roth was wrong...this is the real plot against America...

UPDATE: I got the packaging open by ripping it apart with my bare hands, which gave me a nasty little cut. Philip Roth was wrong...this is the real plot against America...
