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Random Rants LXVI: NO, **YOUR** THREAD TITLES SUCK!!

Discussion in 'Picture Threads Archive' started by Leonel, Oct 27, 2016.

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  1. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    There's so much work to be done, and so many people to do it. One less person makes more work for everyone else. There's no one they can bring in to replace me.
     
  2. MagisterCultuum

    MagisterCultuum Great Sage

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    We left the family Christmas party at my aunts house at least half an hour later than we intended, because my father kept having to go back to the bathroom. I guess he should have stayed there even longer, as before we reached the expressway his diarrhea came back and he pooped in his pants pretty badly. The first gas station we stopped at for him to use the restroom was closed, so I had to take over driving and go to another one across the street. Their restroom was out of toilet paper. We had to buy a roll of paper towels to help clean up the mess. They were just a few minutes away from closing time when we got there, and the one employee there (who barely spoke English) was very unfriendly. Dad ended up throwing away his underwear and his pants were much too messy to put back on, so he carried them in a plastic shopping bag and left the station wearing nothing below the waist. (Thankfully the shirt I gave him as a Christmas present came down far enough to hide his privates from the front, but I think he mooned some people while setting down paper towels on the seat and getting into the car.) The stench in the car on the 40 minute drive home was almost unbearable with the windows closed, and the wind and noise were quite bothersome with them open on the expressway.

    Before this I noticed he not been driving as well as usual. Twice today he left the car in neutral instead of park. One of those times it rolled down and hill and almost hit a tree before he figured out what was happening.
     
  3. JohannaK

    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    George Michael is dead. :(
     
  4. Snerk

    Snerk Smeghead

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    Just heard. Sad news :(
     
  5. JohannaK

    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    A) So young.

    B) Three out of four singers I have used as avatars are dead. I fear for Bob Dylan. (Granted Bowie and Prince I switched to after their deaths, but Bowie I had already had for an avatar)
     
  6. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    I've died and clearly this is Hell
     
  7. schlaufuchs

    schlaufuchs La Femme Moderne

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    Well there are those who theorize that Bob Dylan backed out of accepting his Nobel Prize because he's too ill to make public appearances :eek:
     
  8. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    Having trouble getting posts made here.
     
  9. shadowplay

    shadowplay your ad here

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    ????
     
  10. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    I posted, or tried to, a dozen times in the morning, and none of the posts registered. :dunno: I rebooted, and it seems to be working again.
     
  11. shadowplay

    shadowplay your ad here

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    Weird! Maybe your browser was crashing or something.
     
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  12. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Deity

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    I had that a couple days ago, but it was just one thread. It was strange.
     
  13. JohannaK

    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    D:
     
  14. Valka D'Ur

    Valka D'Ur Hosting Iron Pen in A&E Retired Moderator

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    Same here. I had to send a PM to the person I was replying to, because the forum absolutely would not allow me to post.
     
  15. Takhisis

    Takhisis Winnie the Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    Have the Serbs invaded again?
     
  16. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    They've signed the UN charters, so they might as well take me out of this room and send me somewhere nicer.
     
  17. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    more trouble making a post work...
     
  18. shadowplay

    shadowplay your ad here

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    Try bringing up the issue in feedback.
     
  19. Takhisis

    Takhisis Winnie the Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    up yours.
    Move to Solun. Kyriakos should give you a Hellenic hand of friendship.
     
  20. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    I'll skip.
     
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