Random Rants ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!

[Takhisis]

Why would I not learn Swedish and why would I drink that beer instead of a good one?

 

[Arakhor]

In other news, I managed to nod off on the toilet for maybe half an hour. I don't know how that happened.

 

[Takhisis]

What a crappy way to nod off.

YEAAAAAHAHHHH!

 

[Arakhor]

Would you like me to get your coat?

 

[Takhisis]

Oh why, yes. *thinks* I mistook you for a gentleman.

 

[Arakhor]

Don't they say that a gentleman is one who doesn't tell horrible puns?

 

[gay_Aleks]

I thought that was about asking a woman's age.

 

[Takhisis]

Don't they say that a gentleman is one who doesn't tell horrible puns?

That's true, I can't understand why I ever thought of you as a gentleman.

I thought that was about asking a woman's age.

Or weight, or true hair colour.

 

[Lohrenswald]

In Ex.phil. class the teacher was talking about Platon's ideal state and some guy far back in the classroom said it sounded like communism and that made me angry

 

[Traitorfish]

1. Common ownership of property.

2. Social status based on grandeur of beard.

Checks out, man.

 

[Takhisis]

Couldn't have put it better myself.

 

[Lohrenswald]

1. Common ownership of property.

2. Social status based on grandeur of beard.

Checks out, man.

classes tho

 

[Takhisis]

you sound like a communist, loh

 

[NovaKart]

I fell down and hit my head on my friend's sofa on Friday night. I have a bad bruise and significant pain in my neck and knee. The bruise on my forehead looks bad and people will think I was fighting and/or drunk and I was actually drunk when it happened. It's not like I can go to work wearing a burka.

 

[dusters]

I fell down and hit my head on my friend's sofa on Friday night. I have a bad bruise and significant pain in my neck and knee. The bruise on my forehead looks bad and people will think I was fighting and/or drunk and I was actually drunk when it happened. It's not like I can go to work wearing a burka.

But you can wear a nice looking fedora/ hat, right? Might not cover the forehead, but will distract from the bruise a bit anyway.

 

[gay_Aleks]

This month will be awful. I can feel it already.

 

[W|M]

1. Common ownership of property.

2. Social status based on grandeur of beard.

Checks out, man.

Makes perfect sense

 

[Lohrenswald]

Train system has collapsed in capital land, so I'm probably going to miss today's lecture.
Which is very bad.
I'm kinda upset I'm not more upshaken by this

 

[Snerk]

Well at least you guys have a train system down there.

 

[W|M]

At least your country actually has intermunicipal train systems