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Deity
I was about to make a birthday thread to Abaddon, but he isn't here anymore.
I expect you are alluring to the fact it is your birthday?
I expect you are alluring to the fact it is your birthday?

There's something fishy going on here... 



I think phone companies invented bill padding. Either that or thier ancestors did.
And even if it was an accident, the fact that 'the system' re-generates this 'error' again and again makes the company liable, including personal liability for those responsible. Lucky me this comes under German jurisdiction now that I moved, and German laws have become quite tough on the fraud-prone telecom business. 

Simple Simon, I think you would really enjoy this book.
I rant that M*A*S*H isn't on tonight!![]()
We rented out Thank you for Smoking. Then, the parental units looked at the rating (R), and flipped out. I suggested they fast-forward through the "brief sexual content", but instead I got a massive lecture on responsibility, followed by my parents fears that under in the influence of American culture, i would grow up to be a perverted freak. I then told them only old Japanese men who rode escalators 10 steps below women were, resulting in another massive lecture.
AAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH
Wait, why exactly did your new phone die anyway?

Then I don't quite see what they have against you getting a new phone, it isn't your fault the second one died, it just ran out of batteries.
Wait, why not just get new batteries?