Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

Bigfoot3814 · Jan 20, 2009

Lousy summer birthday...

~Darkening~ · Jan 20, 2009

Okay, I'm way too lazy to actually read through all those posts in order to ensure that I'm not performing a repeat, but in any case I feel the intense need to perform this public message. Let it be rained down upon those unopened ears that upon (and especially after) a person's twelfth birthday, showering is no longer an option. Immersion once a day, at the very least, is required in order to prevent the obtainment of any pervasive odor. If you fail at this, please, in the name of whatever you consider sacred, shower.

In other words, I am sick and tired of smelling people who have decided that water is the epitome of sacralige. I don't care who you are, what you do, what you wear, or who you deal with; shower. That's it. Body sprays do not count. Cologne does not count. And no, wearing a bloody skirt of scented candles and flowery air-sprays does not count. If you're ablutophobian, have someone throw a bucket of water over you. If you do not have running water, go make a friend who does and then abuse your friend privileges.

There is no excuse for not bathing. And for those who know people/have relatives who do not bath, I implore you to pass the message on.

I am sick and tired of smelling people.

Ziggy Stardust · Jan 20, 2009

I'm not allowed to respond in this thread to tell Winner what a lot of profiling crap this Fictional Unrealistic, as opposed to hypothetical realistic, scenario really is.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=307122

To me it reads as: Winner's Wet Dream For Ultimate Muslim Ass Kicking Justification.

Bigfoot3814 · Jan 20, 2009

RRW did a pretty good job of things. :yup:

azzaman333 · Jan 20, 2009

~Darkening~ said:
Okay, I'm way too lazy to actually read through all those posts in order to ensure that I'm not performing a repeat, but in any case I feel the intense need to perform this public message. Let it be rained down upon those unopened ears that upon (and especially after) a person's twelfth birthday, showering is no longer an option. Immersion once a day, at the very least, is required in order to prevent the obtainment of any pervasive odor. If you fail at this, please, in the name of whatever you consider sacred, shower.

In other words, I am sick and tired of smelling people who have decided that water is the epitome of sacralige. I don't care who you are, what you do, what you wear, or who you deal with; shower. That's it. Body sprays do not count. Cologne does not count. And no, wearing a bloody skirt of scented candles and flowery air-sprays does not count. If you're ablutophobian, have someone throw a bucket of water over you. If you do not have running water, go make a friend who does and then abuse your friend privileges.

There is no excuse for not bathing. And for those who know people/have relatives who do not bath, I implore you to pass the message on.

I am sick and tired of smelling people.

Just for you, I won't shower for another week.

Tee Kay · Jan 20, 2009

It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

RedRalph · Jan 20, 2009

taillesskangaru said:
It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

My heart bleeds for you as I shiver my way to the shop through rain, sleet and hail for a bagel

Synobun · Jan 20, 2009

taillesskangaru said:
It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

Put a minus sign in front of that and you're in the ball park for where I live.
Wanna switch? :mischief:

azzaman333 · Jan 20, 2009

taillesskangaru said:
It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

That explains why I thought it was too damn hot.

Volum · Jan 20, 2009

taillesskangaru said:
It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

BU FREAKING HU! Yesterday i had spent 20 minutes getting snow and ice of my car just to get to school. I also had to get a shovel because getting to my car i had to walk trough 40 cm of snow. And its been snowing all night and all day so far, today i cant be bothered getting to school. Im tired of being cold, im tired of the snow, im tired of getting my feet wet because snow melts.

I got to spend 1 winter in Australia way back in 1997, and it was awesome!

Communisto · Jan 20, 2009

taillesskangaru said:
It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

urge to kill rising.

eastsidebagel · Jan 20, 2009

RedRalphWiggum said:
My heart bleeds for you as I shiver my way to the shop through rain, sleet and hail for a bagel

You poor thing! Thank God I'm here now. :lol:

Shekwan · Jan 20, 2009

taillesskangaru said:
It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

The Canadians really put this comment in perspective.

Nylan · Jan 20, 2009

taillesskangaru said:
It was 40 bloody degrees today. The fluid in my brain might have well evaporated.

And that was degrees celcius for uncultured Americans.

How many miles (or kilometers, if you must) did you have to walk in that cold, and at what time? That's the real kicker

...wait, 40 degrees celsius? As in, over 100 F? Wuss. It ain't boiling until you reach the 120s, at least.

Heretic_Cata · Jan 20, 2009

I'm ranting because the government just passed a law that allows them to listen and record all telephone conversations & sms.
Also, in 2 months, all internet traffic will be recoreded.

Fascists

Mirc · Jan 20, 2009

Heretic_Cata said:
I'm ranting because the government just passed a law that allows them to listen and record all telephone conversations & sms.
Also, in 2 months, all internet traffic will be recoreded.

Fascists

What? What? Where? :eek:

Heretic_Cata · Jan 20, 2009

Mirc said:
What? What? Where?

I don't read the news so no idea where to link you. I've just been told by several people and found it on the only news site i look at. Metalhead

Tell me it's a hoax please

Mirc · Jan 20, 2009

Incredibil.

It's not a hoax apparently.

Mowque · Jan 20, 2009

Dachs said:
Ah. In that case, in ~five days I will own three books on the history of the Baltic Sea: The Northern Wars, The Northern Crusades, and Teutonic Knights: A Military History.

I want that! :cry:

.....willing to share Dachs?

Dachs · Jan 20, 2009

Nylan said:
...wait, 40 degrees celsius? As in, over 100 F? Wuss. It ain't boiling until you reach the 120s, at least.

What he said. I didn't live in the Mojave friggin' Desert back in the day just so's some Aussie could gripe about his balmy weather.

Mowque said:
I want that! .....willing to share Dachs?

There's one left...

...but come to the next DC area meetup and I'll bring it...

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