Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

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Where did you regain consciousness? Inside your dorm room? Or elsewhere?

I don't mean to offend, but it sounds like you are pretty disturbed, man...

You have no idea.

1) get off the drugs
2) if it all happened in your dorm, than I'm pretty sure you would know about it by now
3) get off the drugs

Opium. Smokes it way to much.

The blonde I met with again is everything I want in a girlfriend//friend with benefits. The one I'm with right now pales horribly in comparison. Hell she even treats me better then her.

Lucky dude.

That's a good idea. I'm going to go buy some orange juice tomorrow.

Tin glasses ac dinae, mone ryko Silver.
 
Gullible and naive of the world UNITE!

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Advertisements in general have been getting on my nerves lately, especially weight-loss and informercials that claim they can save you thousands of dollars by whatever hackjob scheme they promote.

Also, Women's World should be used as toilet paper.
 
Sam's Hill people. If you don't learn personal finance and how to make a budget, you're going to be POOR if you buy stuff you don't need.

It's not rocket science

Short articles on personal finance pop up all the time

Argh!
 
OH MAH GOD I JUST POOPED MAH PANTS CAUSE I'M SO SCARED

Seriously. I'm not scared of online threats.

It's veiled, but it's a threat.

Your reaction suggests otherwise.
 
Maybe my "Threats on the internet" part of the endless demotivator would be appropriate for Dart's constant "OMG LIK UR THRETNIN ME" response?

Rant The First: So... Much..... Homework....

Rant The Second: Stupid World History. :mad:

Rant The Third: Can no one come up with decent wishes in the Good Wish/Bad Wish Thread, or decent pics in the Beat the Pic above you thread?
 
OMG LIK UR THRETNIN ME
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Rant The Third: Can no one come up with decent wishes in the Good Wish/Bad Wish Thread, or decent pics in the Beat the Pic above you thread?
My pictures were good, but the rest of you guys completely suck and post the same exact crap over and over again. So I stopped bothering.
 
Warcraft is stupid and the people who play it need to be executed. Or get lives. Whichever one come's first. I've been eagerly following a thread in SomethingAwful hoping to see a young child (or Chinese scammer) get traumatized and all these stupid WOW nerds and losers are arguing against it. It's SomethingAwful dammit to hell with morality their whole humor is based on this stuff. Anyway hopefully the thread shall deliver.
 
My pictures were good, but the rest of you guys completely suck and post the same exact crap over and over again. So I stopped bothering.

This is a rant that is needed. IF YOU CANNOT SEE THE PICTURE DON'T JUST SAY 'RED X'D!!!!!!' AND POST A PICTURE OF A RED X. EVERYONE ELSE CAN SEE THE PICTURE YOU GOONS! Stop hatin' on the continuity.

Man D'Artagnan you are right, allcaps is LIBERATING
 
I KNOW, IT LETS OUT YOUR ANGER A LOT BETTER.

Thankfully, I use allcaps sparingly.

For example, I posted a rant a few years ago about requiring Vista for Halo 2 on PC. The whole thing was in capslock.
 
My sisters friend has a crush on me :(

And what are you supposed to do when a girl tells you she's PMSing?

Girl: "sorry I'm being a . .. .. .. .. ., I'm PMSing"

Me: "i'm sorry"

Girl: "YOU WOULD BE WOULDN'T YOU!!!"

WTH? I don't see anything I did wrong there at all
 
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